Claimed: Kovy - bio [1/2]

[Banackock 7,642]

 

His life story is likely the first you've heard of in the VHL. You hear the regular stories of them growing up in their respective places of birth, growing up with their families, who either struggle or don't, and typically, they play hockey since young and it's a given that they're going to continue on this path. But, this isn't it for Maxim Kovalchuk. Well, sort of. We start of in Sochi, Russia, where he was born. It one of Russia's largest resort cities and was home to the Winter Olympic games in 2014. Despite not partaking in this event, Kovalchuk wish he could and evidently, possesses the ability to take place in such event. Nevertheless, here we are.

 

Maxim grew up a normal life. Well, as normal as they could become. His father was a drug user and drug dealer in Sochi and was known under the name as "Sergei the Strange". He was in the Russian Russu" group and was heavily known by police federally and internationally. Despite this, his mother, who was also a paramedic, divorced him while Maxim was aged 5 and became single for some time. During which, and likely different to 99% of things you read on here, his mother found a partner of the opposite sex. Yes, the VHL supports everything and while some shit is super weird, this is not. Love is love. Anastasia Kovalchuk met Maria Bavlechnko and wed, making Kovalchuk one of this first players to enter the VHLM with obvious and announced singular marriages couples. Good for him.

 

At the age of 5, he entered school. A little earlier than most, but his mother.. mothers.. believed that his ability and intelligence was above the rest. Was this because of feminism? Who knows? but later in his life, he'd likely learn to thank them. Throughout his school years,he learned that being smart was a good thing. He gained his grades, paid attention in class and was always respectful to anyone that wished to gauge his attention. Despite being smart ins school and getting good grades, he also managed to get the bitches and was extremely involved in school. He never missed a party, whether it was at the dock - a meeting spot that the kids partied at, or banging the hottest bitches in class, school or schools away - Kovalchuk was a fucking legend. You can imagine this carried on for quite sometime, and if you did, that's correct. His lifestyle continued and progressed much into college. As a back up plan, he took political and law studies. If he decided to shit the fucking bed on his hockey career, he'd prefer to have something to back him up on. Thank fucking christ he did.

 

During college, he bagged every single hot bitch that walked his way. He snorted molly, cocaine and smoked a fuck ton of weed. He danced, he partied and he said fuck you to the government. I'm here to learn, but I'm also here to have a fucking good time. What a greta fucking mentality to have. Hey? I'm trying to get through this bio, fuck off. He managed to keep his good grades, and the hot bitches. He went through college, playing on the top hockey team, getting the top grades and banging the shit out of the top girl in school (who made little freshman's nerds pants wet when they walked down the same hall-way). While in school, eventually he found himself struggling with substance abuse. It started off, like most young little shits in school, dibbling and dabbing in this, trying out that and hanging out with your pals at some house, listening to trance music, slugging the brews and watching some fucked up shit to get a good trip going. But for him, it started to escalate. The partying started to become too much, not that he was doing it on his own and a full blown addict, but the partying started to consume him. It did not make him fuck up with hockey, but it started to increase and become more frequent (his partying).

 

 

He continued down this path for a few months before some of his buddies came together, all knowing they were on the same boat as him (and the same hockey team) and decided it was time to slow the shit down or things could get negative. One night, while sitting around a fire and passing around a joint, they decided it was time to put the hard shit away and start focusing on other things - like a career in whatever, and for Kovy, hockey. Just to add in, Vyacheslav Smirnov was one of the buddies sitting around the fire with Kovalchuk that night and both are fellow Russians entering the VHL at the same time. (in case you missed the Smirnov bio, they go way back). That night, Marijuana would be the only thing these straight up G's would touch for the rest of their days. Sort of a proud mom moment right there, hey?

 

School finally ended for the summer and Kovalchuk ended up getting called to go back to Russia to play in a summer league know as the Russian Summer Hockey League. Real original name, right? Yep. During the regular season, he fucking lit up the league and left fire everywhere he went. Through the 32 game season, he got 18 goals, 23 assists for 41 points as a blue liner on the back end for a team that was otherwise fairly mediocre. They finished the season 20-11-1 and made it one game away from winning the final where they got their assholes handed to them in a heavy defeat (5 to 2). After the year finished off, his phone rang from the VHLM commissioner Beavy saying they wanted him in the league - that a player like him is special and it's time for his career to grow and blossom. The next day, he boarded a plane and was off to North America for a meeting with the commissioner in Ottawa (why they were there, who knows). The plane landed, he got off, they hand the meeting and he signed his first real big deal with the Oslo Storm for 1M shortly after. Now, he eats Lobster 3 times a week with the most expensive champagne to gargle after brushing his teeth. 

 

1058

+10 Kovalchuk

[Enorama 1,980]

On 6/16/2018 at 2:58 PM, Banackock said:

his mother found a partner of the opposite sex.

 

I'm going to assume you mean same sex, I didn't think opposite sex was that far out of the norm

 

Review: I've never been a fan of excessive and sometimes superfluous vulgar language in writing, but I understand that that was likely a choice to communicate more of Kovy's traits without needing to state them explicitly. I do really like how Kovy faced adversity in his upbringing, but you could have developed that a little more (why was life hard being the son of a drug lord and did he really just stop using drugs in one go?).