To be nice or not to be nice

[BluObieZ 1,125]

Okay just a forewarning here. This “Nice Robbie” gimmick was not meant to make people like me or anything. It was more like for me to have fun with something till Orion is created. But even after I announced Nice Robbie I had fun with it but now I find myself bored by it. I am not around enough to really push the niceness. The niceness that everyone knows is faker then a porn stars tits or Trumps Presidency. Which gladly should be over soon…

 

…Shut up Robbie, we are supposed to be nice not the typical asshole rant Robbie. Nice people don’t say such things. You need to be calm, cool and say flowery things. Make people laugh and just be overall nice. Is that so hard to do? Come on bro. We’ve been bad for so long. Maybe we should give this nice stuff a shot.

 

SHUT UP! I had enough of you and your fucking nice ways. You know what “Nice” Robbie, if you can’t look back on our career here and laugh at all the shit we caused then you are fucked in the head. More fucked then this MS.

 

How is this a fucked MS? This is the two Robbie’s battling it out. No I do not have split personalities. Keep in mind the Nice Robbie is a gimmick. But why give up on it now? You don’t give up anything. You fucked over New York on Purpose. You fucked two players on Vegas purely because Ego. Sure those things were not nice, but if you don’t give up on that then why should you give up on me Nice Robbie? Are you scared of being nice?

 

First off I commend you and like your slight assholic comments there. Secondly fuck you. I can do whatever I want. Why? Because I am Robbie FUCKING Zimmers. You are a gimmick, a word you used. Gimmicks die faster than they are born. New York and Vegas were not gimmicks. Vegas ended not because of me. It was taken away from me.  New York got boring so I handed the team to someone else. Brandon I think. But whatever. My point is that I can end you faster than I created you.

 

End me? Nice people are the way to go. Nice people go further because they are nice and others rather deal with them. It’s time that Robbie evolves no matures… no grows up? Eh that’s the same thing as the last one. But you get the point. Don’t you? I’m sure you do. I should end you because the Robbie 2.0 upgrade has downloaded and I am quite enjoying it.

 

My enjoyment factor is zero bud. I cannot allow this to continue. Orion is coming and I need to be the “Ego” by then. Orion will be the biggest fucking dick of a player this league has ever seen. Nice people do not go further in life. Nice people get stepped over and stepped on. They are not taken seriously. Being a fucking asshole gets you places. Places my career already is. To turn nice would be a massive step backwards.

 

Nice is the way to go. Remember the Producer from a few weeks that said you need to treat some people better? And you may need sensitivity training? Maybe take what he said to heart.

 

FUCK HIM! AND FUCK YOU!

 

Who will win control of Robbie? Tune in next weekend. If Nice Robbie lasts that long.

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If there is one thing that can be said about you no matter what gimmick you're in at any given time, it's that you're entertaining as hell.

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

Orion will be the nicest player in history

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Review:

Always great with the write-ups.

Nice Robbie is decent, but ego Robbie is better, IMO.