MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS on the Mic!

[Abaddon 37]

MORPHEUS hits people. MORPHEUS is also a defenseman on Philly.

[Dil 1,745]

1. How are you finding the league so far?

 

2. Do you have any pre game rituals?

 

3. How have you settled into your new team?

 

4. How are you liking the city?

 

5. What are your long term goals?

 

6. You have been described as some what of a goon, how do you feel about this title?

 

@Abaddon

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

Here are more questions, remember you only need to do 6 a week for the TPE!

1. Now that we area few games in what are you thinking about Philadelphia’s chances at the cup?

    

2. What are do you think of our locker room?

    

3. What do you think of who made Captains’ list? Would you have made different people Captains?

    

4. What do you think we could be doing better?

    

5. Who is your best locker room buddy?

    

6. What color of hockey tape do you use to go with your Reapers uniform?

    

7. What VHL team are you going to, if you haven’t been drafted where do you want to go?

    

8. What is your goal song?

    

9. What is the Song they play when we send you butt to the box?

    

10. What is the best part of the VHLM for you?

     

11. Did you get a brand contract?

     

12. Would you ever create media for that brand? What would you do in the ad?

     

13. Are you a fan favorite? What do the fans love most about your player?

[Abaddon 37]

10 minutes ago, DilIsPickle said:

1. How are you finding the league so far?

 

It's fine, different from the SBA but not so different to where I'm lost. 

 

2. Do you have any pre game rituals?

 

MORPHEUS drinks a six pack and bangs his head against the wall 20 times.

 

3. How have you settled into your new team?

 

Everybody seems nice. They seem to be focused on playing with their little sticks and slapping "pucks" and not hitting though. 

 

4. How are you liking the city?

 

Very nice, historical. I've heard that the football team pelts Santa Claus with snowballs. MORPHEUS can dig that.

 

5. What are your long term goals?

 

Hit somebody so hard they quit the VHL and become a basketball player or something.

 

6. You have been described as some what of a goon, how do you feel about this title?

 

MORPHEUS is a killer. MORPHEUS is more than a goon, an ultra goon. The gooniest of goons.

 

 

Edited March 15, 2019 by Abaddon

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

Hey Everyone! It is WJC week so as Co-Commissioner i decided to give everyone some themed questions to answer.  WJC Questions...

1. Are you excited for the WJC?
2. Who are you rooting for and why?
3. Who do you think will win?
4. Who do you think Claims MVP?
5. Who Makes the All-star team?
6. Do you sing your country's national anthem or just mouth the words?
7. What team would you like to GM in the WJC?
8. one player to snag from another team to add to your current team who is of the same nationality!
9. Would you ever burn a flag if you knew you wouldn't get caught?
10. You just got a penalty for unsportman like conduct, what did you do?
11. Jersey colour swap for WJC special jerseys, what colours would you give each team?
12. What is your fav task to gain tpe and why?

-Blade

[11 Eleven 23]

1. I've heard you have affiliations with Icelandic wonderchild Bjorn Scoringsson - are you looking forward to this rivalry?

2. Any advice for a player following in your footsteps?

3. Hardest thing about adapting to your new team?

4. Do you have any career goals?

5. Do defenseman not get the credit they deserve?

[Abaddon 37]

On 4/3/2019 at 5:14 AM, 11 Eleven said:

1. I've heard you have affiliations with Icelandic wonderchild Bjorn Scoringsson - are you looking forward to this rivalry?

MORPHEUS is looking forward to hitting him.

2. Any advice for a player following in your footsteps?

Stop with all this "scoring" and "passing" and "goaltending" pussy shit. Ice is like MORPHEUS: it was created to make people fall. Hard.

3. Hardest thing about adapting to your new team?

MORPHEUS misses Philly. MORPHEUS likes Vegas though, drunk people are easy to knock over.

4. Do you have any career goals?

MORPHEUS would like to be the meanest player to ever touch VHL ice.

5. Do defenseman not get the credit they deserve?

Ones like MORPHEUS do not.

 

[Abaddon 37]

On 3/24/2019 at 11:29 PM, BladeMaiden said:

• Are you excited for the WJC?

MORPHEUS does not get excited, he gets angry.

• Who are you rooting for and why?

Vegas. MORPHEUS hits those guys less than anyone else.

• Who do you think will win?

Philly 

 

[Abaddon 37]

On 3/24/2019 at 11:29 PM, BladeMaiden said:

• Who do you think Claims MVP?

LaGarza prolly

• Who Makes the All-star team?

Pretty much all of Philly lol

• Do you sing your country's national anthem or just mouth the words?

MORPHEUS does not sing.

• What team would you like to GM in the WJC?

Expansion team in Dallas plz

• one player to snag from another team to add to your current team who is of the same nationality!

Uh, is anyone else from the Isle of Man?

• Would you ever burn a flag if you knew you wouldn't get caught?

IRL or MORPHEUS? IRL it ain't illegal in America. MORPHEUS gives no fucks

• You just got a penalty for unsportman like conduct, what did you do?

MORPHEUS probably breaks his stick in half and punches a trainer or two.

• Jersey colour swap for WJC special jerseys, what colours would you give each team?

Everyone wears all white so the sport becomes a incomprehensible mess

 

Edited May 15, 2019 by Abaddon

[Matt_O 896]

1. Are you excited to play for Malmo? I mean, thank god we drafted you, I would rather retire than go against you.

 

2. Do you have a team/player you don't like?

 

3. What is your favorite bone to break?

 

4. Philly or Vegas?

 

5. Who will win the founders cup?

 

6. How many men have you killed during your lifetime?