BladeMaiden

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BladeMaiden last won the day on January 25

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    Venus Thightrap

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  1. @Renomitsu I thought you might like this one, Look some work to make Olsen Blend even half decently ...gotta love head transplants lol
  2. Prague is a little fruity… There is an absurd story that reached the presses today involving one of the most beloved VHL franchises. For those of you who are not familiar with the scandal it is an odd one. The story starts with a quick tweet from GM Jason Glasser @diamond_ace announcing that his team had hired a new staff to “help fill in some organizational gaps and fill an important team need”. This message robustly welcomed this new staff member to the phantom’s family but gave extraordinarily little in formation as to why he was hired. And while this behavior is typical for a GM it is easy to see it was a nice gesture from the spooky GM with a golden heart to the new guy but it also got twitter buzzing trying to get more information. This is where the story starts to take a turn into left field, after a few generic messages from fans being supportive there was a response from one woman that would take the hockey world by storm. “I think that is the guy who sells me fruit from his roadside kiosk.” That simple sentence was enough to get people asking questions. Things only got weirder as twitter, ever the investigative community was able to confirm that Riley Rivers was in fact both the man that was hired by the VHL franchise and “The Fruit Guy” When asked why the organization chose to hire such an odd candidate Glasser only replied that Rivers was uniquely suited to fill a specific need of the Phantoms. Apparently, the Phantoms are obsessed with good food and in particular you guessed it… good fruit. It seems the team is just can’t get by without the good stuff and Glasser himself admits to being on the same bus as his team. All I can say is we wish these fruity Phantoms well as they prepare for their next season, and who knows maybe perfectly ripe peaches will lead them to their first cup win, I mean a GM can dream right?
  3. @jRuutu It has been a while, hopefully this brighten your day
  4. Hey Phantoms Fam, I have some Questions for you :3 I look forward to your answers What’s your favourite flavour of Skittle? How many sandwiches have you eaten off the floor? How many bottles of beer have you finished without ever actually pouring any of the beer into a glass? were you able to walk after ?? Who was your favorite Power Ranger? How many donuts are you capable of eating in one sitting? do you have a bulk doughnut eating strategy ? Who was your favourite Spice Girl? How violently do you have to fight the urge to scream when you hear the ice cream truck coming? Say there’s like a whole box of Teddy Grahams in a room all by themselves. Say I left them there and told you not to eat any until I got back. How long would it take you to disobey my wishes?
  5. Wooooooooooo! Congratulations RJ!!! You deserve this
  6. +6 https://efl.network/forums/index.php?/topic/15681-the-best-of-the-retired/&tab=comments#comment-239010
  7. @Esso2264It ain't pretty but it is yours
  8. Hey Phantoms, Allow me to Introduce myself I'm Venus Thightrap currently of the Las Vegas Aces. I have some fun questions to help spice up the boring monotony of VHL life Pick 6 On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort? What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get? On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ? How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more? Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked? How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice? How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life? Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol Much love Venus Thightrap, 3rd Line C LVA
  9. Hey Aces, Venus here with some fun questions to help spice up the boring monotony of VHL life Pick 6 On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort? What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get? On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ? How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more? Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked? How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice? How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life? Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol Much love Venus Thightrap, 3rd Line C
  10. I love this so much Venus is looking good and the purple is amazing
  11. Have you seen this draft class so far? It is looking like it will be competitive as all hell...
  12. get me in the long term @ShawnGlade play the long game
  13. This Season The Plants Fight Back… If you have not noticed 2 of the hottest VHLM prospects are sporting plant inspired names. These attention grabbing beauties do not just have alluring names though, they come with the backing of having been created by some of the VHLs well known members. We will start with Aloe Dear. In Case you didn’t know Aloe signed with the Las Vegas Aces but she will be available in the upcoming VHLM draft. @Renomitsu hit it out of the park with this name, it is a perfect mix of reference and hits you right in the awwws. Anyone who knows Reno knows he has a medical background so his player being named after a healing plant totally fits into his repertoire. When I was talking to Reno, he said he imagined her as the gentle giant counterpart to my short, aggressive, little spitfire who is also from Denmark. Aloe Dear gives me strong miss congeniality vibes, and who does not like a gentile, talented beauty? Aloe is going to be that perfect fit wherever she goes and just like Reno many will want her but only a few lucky GMs will be able to claim the honor.
  14. 1.) If anything i am holding him hostage with @Renomitsu and @fonziGG...anyone blinks and they get it (squints menacingly) and by it I mean a hug 2.) Sign me up for anything that has glitter and rainbows, i am here and loving it 3.) It is nice that we could give to both the USA and Canada since they are the main places our users come from. I hope that the money helps the situation. 4.)Lets take this all the way. 5.)I have not, the biggest gamble i am willing to make is on @Spartan as a GM 6.) Hi again Twists, with a name like that you must be a good dancer. you should show the whole team how to shake it down so we have moves for when we win
  15. They say never repeat history but just like I did for @Jubo07 I will sign again with the LVA. Let's go to Vegas baby