Chett Bandy: Pizza Thief [1/2]

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Chett Bandy Sits Down with Tobias Magnus

 

 

Tobias Magnus

“Hey Chett, thanks for taking the time to sit down with me.”

Chett Bandy

“Thanks for having me Tobias. Great to be here, big fan of the show.”

Tobias Magnus

“Great to hear. So, you guys got off to a very slow start this year, but have ramped it up as of late. What prompted this reversal?”

Chett Bandy

“I was a bit worried there at the start, but we pulled it together as of late. Some great signings helped. Also, Coach told us that if we focused on our game, the wins would come, and some of our bigger names stepped up and led by example.”

Tobias Magnus

“Glad you guys figured it out, switching to you. You have 6 points in 13 games, how do you feel about your production?”

Chett Bandy

“I am certainly proud of what I have done, but I can and will do better.”

Tobias Magnus

“6 points is respectable, given that you have 26 hits and only 2 penalty minutes. How are you managing to stay out of the box?”

Chett Bandy

“Mostly just focus on making every hit clean. What the refs don’t see, can’t hurt them, those corners get nasty.”

Tobias Magnus

“How does this league compare to your past experiences?”

Chett Bandy

“Well the refs are a little more lenient, fighting is allowed, and I don’t have to wear a chicken cage anymore.”

Tobias Magnus

“What’s it like being in Canada?”

Chett Bandy

“It’s a little colder than I’m used to. OH! I learned the other week, that in addition to being a great hockey player, when people talk Timmy Horton, he’s also a restaurant. “

Tobias Magnus

“You might be the only person that didn’t know it was a restaurant.”

Chett Bandy

“We don’t have those down where I’m from!”

Tobias Magnus

“How is Mississauga treating you?”

Chett Bandy

“Fans have been great and very supportive. Tinder’s been a bit dry though haha. Had to learn a little French to read the bios. What’s the secret Tobias?”

Tobias Magnus

“I wouldn’t know, happily married. How’s the chemistry in the locker room?”

Chett Bandy

“Everyone gets along great, lot of bonding on and off the ice. Lots of respect in that room, and some really talented players.”

Tobias Magnus

“So Chett, what is something that very few people know about you?”

Chett Bandy

“Well not many people know this, but I am an ordained minister.”

Tobias Magnus

“What? Really?

Chett Bandy

“Yeah, uh I am. I was out with the boys in college, had a few too many and woke up the next day with the certificate.”

Tobias Magnus

“Wow. How many weddings have you had?”

Chett Bandy

“Never been married Tobias.”

Tobias Magnus

“Riiiiiiiight. Moving on then, I heard a rumor that you are living with Scott Greene this season.”

Chett Bandy

“Yeah, Scott’s been great. I live in his basement. It leaks a lot, but when it gets cold the ground freezes and I can practice. Scott’s probably going to kick me out at some point, I keep intercepting his pizzas as he gets them delivered. I don't think he knows, he keeps calling them to ask where his pizza is.”

Tobias Magnus

“Sounds like you are fitting in great here in Mississauga. Thanks for taking the time to sit down with me.”

Chett Bandy

“No problem, thanks for having me Tobias…Big fan.”

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On 5/15/2019 at 9:39 PM, mmarcoux98 said:

Chett Bandy

“Yeah, Scott’s been great. I live in his basement. It leaks a lot, but when it gets cold the ground freezes and I can practice. Scott’s probably going to kick me out at some point, I keep intercepting his pizzas as he gets them delivered. I don't think he knows, he keeps calling them to ask where his pizza is.”

Tobias Magnus

“Sounds like you are fitting in great here in Mississauga. Thanks for taking the time to sit down with me.”

Review: LMAO. Honestly, this media spot is absolutely hilarious. Every time Chett makes some weird comment, the interviewer just brushes him off like that crazy grandpa at family reunions. 10/10 interview