Sinaloa Cartel taking over in Mexico City

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Sinaloa Cartel taking over in Mexico City

 

It’s the first season for the Mexico City Kings. Although their performance has been quite decent for an expansion team, they have more concerning, local matters to address. Recently, a group of fans dubbed themselves as the “cartel” citing that they are the “most hardcore” fan group for the Kings. The world’s leader in the drug trade did not take that lightly: the Sinaloa Cartel. Rumors have it that the real cartel has infiltrated the Kings front offices and threatened the clubs entire organization from the janitors, to the GM @Nykonax.

 

Further, the Kings are not believed to be a major exporter of cartel drugs and paraphernalia. What’s best to beat drug-sniffing dogs? Hockey gear of course. The stink from the gear is believed to mask the smell of heroin, cocaine, and marijuana. Even sneakier is the drug filled hockey sticks. During the last Kings game, @HenrikZoiderberg was seen breaking a stick during a slap-shot when little sacs of heroin poured out onto the ice. The Sinaloa Cartel’s very own drugged-out prostitutes were the ones to shovel up the mess. One of the many personnel replacements made by the Kings since the real cartel became ‘partners.’

 

Let’s just say I wouldn’t want to be the road team flying into Mexico City.

 

 

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1 hour ago, HenrikZoiderberg said:

 

*Of course Zoiderberg had nothing to do with heroin, might I add, except he was a victim of the cartel's drug smuggling ways.