MGS to make a splash this postseason.

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Micheal Gary Scott has easily become one of the most vital pieces of the Mexico City Kings. He led the team and scoring and seems to have found his niche as the teams top centre. With the recent news that the Kings will be facing Saskatoon in the first round, Scott said he must mentally prepare himself and his teammates. He was overheard giving a speech to his team during this morning’s practice:

 

“TONIGHT WE FEAST ON SASKATOON BERRIES. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP FOR PLOFFS WE GONNA SLIT SOME THROAT SNORT SOME COKE AND THE CARTEL WILL COME OUT AS KINGPINS!”

 

Scott was obviously trying to ramp his team up for the post-season. Nevertheless Scott needs to help lead his team to some efficient and forceful wins on the road. 

 

As a side note, ironically, Scott’s teammate @HenrikZoiderberg was responsible for Scott making a splash in a different way this post-season. Let the video footage speak for itself:

 

 

Looks like Scott will be dining on Koi fish and Saskatoon berries.