Berocka 2,263 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Hi this is Steven Brockman and I am reporting live from the media announcement of the new GM of team USA in the WJC. It should all be kicking off quite soon the media and fans are very excited to see who they have chosen. It appears some music has started I believe it is Miley Cyrus 'Party in the USA' yes I do believe it is. We have movement from stage left and it looks like it is Mr. Berocka. He is dressed head to toe in the stars and stripes and is now up to the microphone let's listen to what he is going to say. Hello ladies and gentlemen of this great country. I know very little about the United States of America, but the one thing I know is that this nation is the greatest at ice hockey and we're going to bring that gold medal home. That is right I promise to you all now that the USA will not be beaten by the people up North, everyone here knows we are better than them. We will not be beaten by the Europeans, they are still arguing amongst themselves if Brits are allowed to play. They are to busy worrying about politics this is about hockey. We will not be beaten by Asia, they are all to worried about which of their countries will win the League of Legends world cup. Lastly and definitely least I am not worries about Team Rejects, I will only pick the best players for Team USA! If you want to be in this great team to represent this great nation let me know. Scream it loud and proud that you want to be the next star of International Hockey. Don't bother if you are not a resident of the great United States of America! Together we will Make America Great Again at Hockey! Just remember MAGAAH! Now I'm off to go shoot my AR-15 drink some moonshine and eat the biggest burger that in and out have to offer. Enjoy your day you wonderful American people. Well I can say that was the biggest response I have seen from a crowd in a while. The Australian manager got the American crowd hyped up and it looks like it will be a great tournament. Stay tuned for the team announcements coming really soon. Mr. Berocka wants it to be known that anyone wanting to play for team USA should apply down below. Gustav, ColeMrtz, Elmebeck and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70350-team-usa-for-the-wjc/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmebeck 378 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Berocka 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70350-team-usa-for-the-wjc/#findComment-673295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 MURICA Berocka 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70350-team-usa-for-the-wjc/#findComment-673296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hatter 1,608 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Unsure if I'm eligible, but if so, I'm ready if ya want me Berocka 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70350-team-usa-for-the-wjc/#findComment-673476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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