The Halifax Cult is on the Move

[Cxsquared 455]

It's been a long known fact that the Halifax team was just a cover for a "secret" demon-worshiping cult. Ever since the creation of Halifax in season 62, it's been clear dark magic was afoot. I mean, what other expansion team leads the league in their first season. What makes things even worse is their magic wasn't powerful enough for the playoffs. Halifax ended up being swept in the finals. If you are going to worship demons and devils you might as well worship good ones. 

 

But that's beyond the point. Today I'm writing because the worse imaginable thing has happened. The magic that has been solely contained in Halifax is starting to spread. Experts have seen spiked levels in cultism, demon-worship, and black magic across the VHLM. At first, no one was sure at what the cause was. The Halifax cult has been pretty static for the past 7 seasons. Most were convinced what happened in Halifax stayed in Halifax, but it seems that only applies to Halifax's expansion partner the Las Vegas Aces.

 

After running the numbers, analyzing the situation, and interviewing the parties involved, I think I've found the source of the leak. Most probably saw this coming, but I'm confirming it here today. Berocka has joined the Halifax cult and brought their practices to the Mississauga Hounds. It looks like after only spending 9 days in Halifax, Tomothy Berocka succumbed to the dark magic.

 

Many thought Berocka might actually put an end to the demon-worship in Halifax. It looked like Berocka was ready to stop the cults after having a 3-season stent as the Mississauga Hounds assistant general manager. Everyone knows the Hounds have one of the friendliest and welcoming management teams in the VHLM. Their former general manager, Jerry Garcia, taught the team peace and love. I figured Berocka would pick up on the peace and love. Sadly, Garcia's teachings didn't seem to be enough to stop Berocka from being corrupted by the powers in Halifax. Which leads me to believe this catastrophe might actually be Garcia's fault. Garcia led Berocka to believe that Halifax could be stopped. Berocka believed that he couldn't be swayed by the powers-that-be. Garcia has doomed the VHLM.

 

It seems that the VHLMs days are numbered at this point. Soon every VLHM team will be corrupted and at that point, who knows what the league will look like. Why even play when every team can just make a few blood sacrifices to win. In this dark future, the player count will drop drastically from teams sacrificing players for cups. General managers will have to be replaced on a weekly basis due to insanity caused by eldritch gods. Chaos in it's purest form. 

 

All thanks to a silly Australian who had a 9-day run as Halifax's general manager. 9 days. That's all Berocka had to survive and he couldn't even handle it. Because of his negligence, the VHLM, and maybe even the VHL, are doomed. DOOMED I SAY! To those left in the league, I beg you to join together and put a stop to this madness. Only you can stop the cult in Halifax Mississauga.

 

@Berocka

Edited January 21, 2020 by Cxsquared