The Battle of the North! (VHL FINALS!)

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The Battle of the North: by Pennypenny

 

            Currently in the VHL, there are two teams competing for the Continental Cup. The Moscow Menace, and the Calgary Wranglers. Two very competitive teams with a lot of heart and soul in each side. On one side, you have a very run-down city in Calgary, and a place where there are absolutely no redeeming factors besides the exit. The other side being Moskau, the greatest city known to man! Many good-looking women, many alcohols and on top of that – one of the greatest VHL teams ever sculpted by none other than Victor. The man himself.

 

            Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is the greatest D in the league, this is a fact. This man is singlehandedly going to spank Calgary, and I tell you this as a completely unbiased writer from the Jewish city of Birobidzhan, a completely factual and real city that is 100% not biased for Russia #1. Not only will he spank them though, the man Jaguar will too. I will be completely unbiased; this is going to be the biggest spanking in VHL history. Calgary is a worthless has been of a team, with a GM that believes oil will go up in value and price within the next year. Bushito was caught on record saying that his gambling addiction will be fueled by the high cost of oil which he plans to have rise within the next year to $60 a barrel.

 

            Unbeknownst to him, the Saudis have a different plan. This was all calculated by the Russia team of Moskau to sabotage oil to create dysentery in the ranks of Calgary. Bushito’s stock and value is dropping fast, and it was all because of Russia’s plan to ruin the price of oil. What major effect will this have on the Wranglers in the finals? We have yet to see for sure.

 

            What we can tell you right now though, is that this will be a tremendous blowout – and a final that nobody should really pay attention to because the Russians have already won. Please clap.

 

Please Clap.

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Calgary will spank you Penny.