SweatyBeaver 132 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 After 4 games in the early VHLM Season the Houston Bulls are 0-3-1 with a -28 goal differential. Are the players and management of the Bulls already distraught and lost in this young season? "Hell no!" an unidentified player yelled at a reporter asking that very question after The Bulls lost 5-4 in a nail biting shootout against the Saskatoon Wild. Instead of spending the teams money on team building events or morale boosters each player is given unlimited tabs at the local bar that the team frequents. "It is going to be a long season with a lot of soul crushing moments so we want to make sure that our boys can drink their sorrows away" GM Sonnet told reporters. Experts are split on if this will be an effective method of coping for this team but no one on the team seems to care. After the latest loss every member of the team was seen at the bar in varying states of euphoria and drunkenness. The team kept on repeating the same song on the jukebox and singing along with it in a very off pitch manner. "It is painful and annoying having these guys in here every other night but hey, a profit is a profit." Bar owner Lee Goody told the police officers sent to breakup a bar brawl between the team mascot and a 70 year old senior citizen. 234 Words a_Ferk, Doomsday and Patrik Tallinder 1 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/79714-houston-bulls-ready-to-brave-rebuild-with-alcohol/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,130 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Big things happening in Houston, I love it. a_Ferk and SweatyBeaver 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/79714-houston-bulls-ready-to-brave-rebuild-with-alcohol/#findComment-726653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweatyBeaver 132 Posted March 27, 2020 Author Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Doomsday said: Big things happening in Houston, I love it. Player with the worst +/- has to foot the bill at the end of the season a_Ferk and Patrik Tallinder 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/79714-houston-bulls-ready-to-brave-rebuild-with-alcohol/#findComment-726654 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,130 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 36 minutes ago, SweatyBeaver said: Player with the worst +/- has to foot the bill at the end of the season Poor guy will be in debt his entire VHL career! SweatyBeaver 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/79714-houston-bulls-ready-to-brave-rebuild-with-alcohol/#findComment-726658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace 1,533 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Doomsday said: Poor guy will be in debt his entire VHL career! It's better to be in debt and drunk, then just be in debt. Doomsday 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/79714-houston-bulls-ready-to-brave-rebuild-with-alcohol/#findComment-726671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,130 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 50 minutes ago, Peace said: It's better to be in debt and drunk, then just be in debt. Wise words from the Peace Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/79714-houston-bulls-ready-to-brave-rebuild-with-alcohol/#findComment-726681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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