Hulk Hogan Is Dead; Long Live QT Marshall

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Carol? Joe Exotic a "Tiger King"? Squidward? You might think your caught up on the VHL or worlds greatest memes, but you were probably sleeping on what was the most shocking and surprising thing to happen in the VHL since Viet Triue posted a Fan590. I am of course talking about @Hulk Hogan and his untimely death. Rumor has it that the hockey action was destroying his 8th fiber hip replacement, or maybe he just got sick of hearing people say "Ok Boomer" to him in the locker room whenever he tried to make a point. Nonetheless I have it on good authority that Hogan himself has hired an impostor to suit up for him during hockey games from this point forward. That impostor is none other than current AEW "star" QT Marshall. For reference, here is an epic highlight of a war among wars, a duel among duels, between the legend that is Orange Cassidy and QT.

 

 

QT is known for his "agility" and grace in the ring. Will he able to bring the same to the VHL? One has to wonder how hard of a time ol QT is going to have trying to imitate the more bruising egotistical style that Hogan brought to the ice. After all even at 80 years old Hogan still boasts the "24 Inch Pythons" that are considered a stuff of legend. Thankfully QT's early pattern male baldness did him a huge favor when it comes to pretending to be Hulk Hogan, however he may have to buy at least one crate of spray on to even begin to match the fake tan look that continues to make Hogan look like he belongs in a Wax Museum. 

Edited April 4, 2020 by Devise

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