Episode 1: A Sit With Tit on VHSC

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages. I would like to introduce you to the first episode of a brand-new show here exclusive to the VHSC called A Sit with Tit. That’s right folks, the show where Kamenov made his debut on ESPN.mx that went untitled has been picked up and re-branded to A Sit with Tit with me your host BigTittySmitty. So, what is the point of this new show here and not on the VSN. Well, when league ownership came to me, they loved what the production crew at ESPN.mx were able to pull off with Kamenov to the point you will notice that interview will slowly be released in back end channels on the old EPSN.mx site.

 

With a new show, and no new guests on today what is the plan for this week? Well today it is all about explaining what the show is about. Typically, the show will be a piece where I have goals of conversing with about 3-4 prospects who are playing in the VHLM right now it is just a matter if and when their agents will get back to us about getting on the show. So far, we have two guests so far confirmed for the show and I will be looking for more to join us. If you would like to join me on the show please reach out to me on discord at BigTittySmitty#7242 or here on the forums through DM.

So, with no guests today is going to be me just opening on my thoughts in general about the future players of the league and where they might land. So, without further ado, let’s get started.

 

Rank	Tit Movement	Player	Position	The Tit Factor
1		Marshall James Frostbeard	Left Wing	Big, tall, hits you, is an amazing player. So far this forward is dedicated to the Malmo Nighthawks. They are adding another great forward to go with their future core. May slide down the draft rankings when we start discovering the season standings
2		Tyler Walker	Defence	Tyler comes into his second season tied for 3rd in the VHLM in points. Standing 6 foot 2 inches. He is someone you want quarterbacking your powerplay shooting clappers from the point.
3		Micah Adrienne	Defence	Just like Tyler sadly Micah falls second in the draft in my opinion as even though same production as Walker right now as Adrienne just hasn't fully excelled in certain aspects of his game where Walker has. Keep an eye on Adrienne as if he works more to excell in certain aspects of his game before the draft we could maybe see him jump to first because he has something you simply cannot teach Walker and that's height.
4		Viktor Mjers	Defence	I keep having to repeat myself but I honestly feel this is the year of the defencemen. Seeing three come off the board and so early in the season and the talent level so close. It's almost a matter of asking which name do you feel like attempting to pronounce on draft day at the podium. Could this be a steal of a pick?
5		Jeffrey Pines	Left Wing	Pines shocks the league and lands fourth overall in the draft. He is rocking the VHLM playing for Mexico City alongside returnee Chris Hylands. Is Pines benefitting more because of Hylands or is Pines finally finding his game? The Titty Factor on Pines is someone you do not want to snooze on. He may be the shortest player taken but he is a responsible player playing a two-way game able to move the puck. Do not exclude Pines from surpassing the trio of defencemen. We have seen some crazy things
6		Dan Baillie Jr	Right Wing	Big, Tall, is not the most amazing at one thing but give him time. With only a partial season played last season if he shows the drive we have seen so far right now its so close its anyones game
7		Jacob Tonn	Goalie	The top goalie in the draft. So far he is good but not great. If Tonn wanted to play in any other position than goalie he would be rated higher. Just because he stops the puck it makes more sense with the talent already still on the board to make Tonn slide
8		Grekkark Gyrfalcon	Goalie	Standing 6' 8" does this man need to move in the net and actually try to stop the puck or will shooters have such a hard time finding holes. Not sure what will be worse trying to pronounce that name or the height
9		Shawn Glade lll	Defence	Contraversial and short player however hopefully there is a bright spot for him as he could be a big player in a small frame for whomever gets him. Needs work in many areas to be dynamic. Solid option but unless things change..
10		Andre LeBastard	Center	The 6 foot 3 centermen gets picked early as a team has a need of a centermen and with such minimal action so far on the draft board. Someone may shock the system and draft him early just to secure that center talent. There are many ways this could go
11		Bobbie Cheechoo	Right Wing	Cheechoo is one prospect the league needs to keep an eye on. He may not have the greatest seaon this season but I see a huge piece to a future organization. Playing in Miami will show some faults in his game but we all need to not freakout at his stats.. well because you know
12		Fongs Son	Right Wing	Bigger player which has a history of contrversey shortly after filing his papers with the league. Will the league forgive him as there is a lot of promise if he can get his game out of the clouds? Being on Halifax could make or break the player
13		The Terrible Trivium	Right Wing	Minimal Exposure to the player so in all honesty it is quite hard to get a gauge on them right now. Good depth option at this point?
14		Florent Vericel	Left Wing	Very promising so I am going to give the benefit of the doubt and skyrocket this youngsters stock. I am liking what I am seeing on the scoresheet even though he is shorter than normal
15		Jean Pierre Camus	Goalie	Tall as can be but questionable work ethic… Could he become the best backup option for a team? Nothing wrong with that to be honest. Every team needs a back.
16		Groovy Dood	Left Wing	I am honestly impressed that this player with so little time on the ice making big gains as no matter what he will always smoke his first season production. Hopefully he gets an opportunity to shine
17		Dakota Lamb	Center	I am enjoying watching this youngster develop his game. Already putting in work and the results already showing for him. Is he a reach at this stage of the game or will he
18		Cal Conway	Goalie	Short, and the numbers aren't on his side. At this point so far we have seen such minimal results to truly gauge his talents. Will he show up when we need to see it most?
19		Kosmo Kramerev	Defence	So little action we saw last season with 5 playoff games putting up 5 apples and a new team and season to see if he can put up better numbers to improve draft stock. Kramerov joined the draft when many people are looking to retire. The Titty Man questions his ability to survive another few more seasons
20		Mikeal Keef	Defence	Keef is someone I want to keep a pin in and see what happens. Like the others he is adequate in somethings but not great at anything. Lots to learn
21		Kirishima Wakaro	Defence	The best thing from Japan since I honestly do not know when. He has already clipped his point totals from last season. With the right management team I can see Wakaro being a very solid depth piece for an organization. Nothing to sneeze at where we are in the draft
22		Wolf Stansson	Defence	He can play defence but unlike the others he is trying to slowly work on the rest of his game. Sleeper pick maybe?
23		Han Jae Kuk	Defence	At least he is 6 feet tall? He can skate and play good defence. Right now there is not enough video on this player to see what they want to do for their career. Risk/Reward could be huge here
24		Rick Osman	Defence	He is tall and can play defence very well. A career locked to Halifax can sadly kill his stock. Hopefully he is willing to at least be nice to us if we call on him for an interview. Could that help him if people like Osman?
25		Peekay Soupcan	Left Wing	So far just looking at a decent depth piece. Hopefully after we watch some more footage of his game he could get better. Lots to learn. Could be a decent depth project for a team that is very patient
26		Jeremy Lin	Right Wing	He won a championship with the Toronto Raptors being a late bench player with minimal action. Does he take the same ability from the court to the rink?
27		James Boxman	Right Wing	Is it disappointing that when reviewing the footage I felt boxed in? At the moment I am seeing a depth piece unless something shocking happens in his game
28		Ajay Krishna	Goalie	Stupidly tall with very average to below average numbers. The 16 year old has lots of promise, will we be worshipping the play of this kid or will we be wishing on the gods in the future if we take him
29		Calvin Harvey	Goalie	A goalie with so many other better options? A real youngster so at this step I can see big risk/reward if someone willing to take the gamble
30		Oh Sens	Right Wing	Under 6 feet tall where it seems the most dominant outside of Pines is over 6 feet tall. He's playing some decent hockey so far in Miami. Let's see what happens
31		Keno Wolf	Right Wing	Tall and small, but can play defence. At this point he projects as a solid third liner
32		Gary Rush	Right Wing	Right now with a lot of players with so little footage we need more time. I cannot make any assessments yet on this one
33		Jack Ogilvey	Defence	A big killer defencemen who may be over performing or it’s a sign of things to come.
34		Matty Socks	Defence	So far the jury is not out on this one. He's doing quite well in a sheltered role. Could be a huge surprise
35		Rocket	Left Wing	A small winger who with a name like Rocket you would expect to be a speedster. So far not really seeing that speed. No speed, not enough points
36		Teriyaki Chicken	Defence	So far, we know he is tall at 6 feet with not enough information. Will he be as tasty as his name sake?
37		Fat palloon	Defence	Bigger player that is somehow putting up points. Is this an issue with a lack of a roster or is he as good as he is showing us?
38		Secel Keller	Right Wing	If he wasn't 6 foot 3 it would seem a lot of this play is too much of a secret. Being on such a good team could not give him a spotlight to showcase his talent. I honestly feel for them
39		Eton Beaton	Center	We need more of these and being 6 foot 5 without a team. Someone should scope him up
40		Ben Mills	Defence	A small defencemen that somehow put up some apples. Not sure how he is doing it but at least he is performing
41		Casey Scott	Right Wing	Very good production on a team with next to no one on it. Is he benefitting on the scoresheet as no one else to pass to?
42		ClaudeLappy	Left Wing	No points, but trying with 5 shots on net, at least he is hitting people. The potential
43		Jack Mount	Center	A 6 foot center that has put up 1 goal and 3 points. Centers will be something to watch for here
44		Blake Cornviel	Right Wing	Lots of potential for this youngster. It's just a matter if he can keep it up. Lots of small okay things he can do so is production over pacing?
45		Michael Bennett	Left Wing	MB… Benefitting being on Yukon where the talent is not all there. Points are slowly gaining. Will he keep it up?
46		Joey Fields	Right Wing	Massive right winger that can do many things but not one thing amazing. Could be a sleeper for a team looking for someone
47		Vlad Imir	Right Wing	Not sure what to think as the scouts need more from Vlad
48		Mikkel Kjotthaug	Goalie	Young, norwegian, and big and goalie… no team yet so kind of scary
49		Drew Bridges	Left Wing	Big left wing that can put up points on a contender. Unless he shows up more will this be a swing and a miss or will Bridges live up the the family namesake afterall?
50		Dylan Calvert	Center	We need centers so will get picked up.
51		Steamy Steve	Left Wing	Jury needs more data as limited action
52		Jikim Connelly	Defence	At least he is not a complete liability this season?
53		Connor Federko	Left Wing	No team somehow but scouts see is is okay at many small things but not good at one thing. A great project?
54		Jack Smith	Right Wing	Small, tiny, but puts up points. Career minor leaguer?
55		Bean Bagel	Defence	Big Defencemen that was sadly traded from a contending team to another team. Points are there as he has 4 points in 8 games. Did he play games in Mexico or not? Not sure what to expect moving forward
56		Frank Apples	Right Wing	No team yet but he can skate. If you do not have the puck. You gotta chase it right
57		Jack King	Left Wing	No team yet but scouting believes he can dish the puck. Get him someone that can put it in and be beneficial
58		Jacob Jackson	Goalie	No team yet but not sure if he can find one with how many goalies are in the league. Could no action really hurt a player?
59		Nicolas Takacs	Left Wing	No team yet but at least he can somewhat skate
60		Edvard Sokolovskis	Center	He's a center but that's it
61		Oscar Gustavsson	Goalie	Smaller in size and no team. Just means like some of these other prospects they gotta work twice as hard to be noticed
62		Tim Kamashev	Defence	Smaller in size defencemen looking for first time on ice. This could be interesting. At least he can skate away from the hits
63		Asher Quick	Left Wing	At least 6 feet
64		Ilya Sorokin	Goalie	Over 6 feet tall with no work. Cannot really judge
65		Mitchie Ross	Right Wing	So far the scouts need to see more. Good thing we will be doing a midseason report later on
66		Cash Wheeler	Right Wing	Putting up some points and almost halved what he has done in about the same amount of time as last season. Not sure what to think here
67		Jack Rozon	Center	Small center, could be used for minor league depth cannon fodder
68		Jackson Busta	Goalie	No stats, at least taller than 6 feet
69		James Davies	Right Wing	Just because you are big I am not sure its worth the gamble. Could be a career minor leaguer at this rate
70		Swiss cheese	Goalie	Hopefully he plays better than swiss cheese
71		Tigran Bogdanov	Goalie	Small, skinny, could we have someone who is actually swiss cheese?
72		Akito Helsing	Goalie	No data
73		Denali Hussey	Defence	Tiny, extremely skinny defencemen. Please eat
74		Emery	Goalie	Wow… these tiny goalies. Not sure what to think
75		Joshua page	Left Wing	Small, skinny, not sure as somehow he could hit someone
76		Kyle Kurtovic	Goalie	A tall goalie.. Other than that nothing
77		Ruslan Sorokin	Right Wing	Tall, no team, nothing
78		Albert Zednik	Right Wing	Not sure what to think about Zednik as he was picked up as a depth piece In the draft. Eight GP 0s all across the board
79		Braylon Selle	Center	Big center with no team
80		Jeff Hope	Center	He's tall and no points for Mexico. Ouch
81		Jordan Wampole	Goalie	Short and tiny, with no team
82		Nicholas Wilson	Left Wing	Just under 6 feet, not sure with no data
83		Zach Ryan	Right Wing	Picked up in the draft as a hopeful but nothing after that. Release by original organization

Edited May 25, 2020 by BigTittySmitty

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