Gregg Stallion Attempts to Escape from Nepal's top Prison

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Once again controversy surrounded Gregg Stallion, after his Clydesdale rampage in late May people thought it could not get worse for Stallion, they were so wrong. It had been three days after Las Vegas Aces star forward Gregg Stallion was found passed out in a dumpster in the middle of Nepal after throwing a gold medal party for the victorious team Europe at the World Juniors Championship. Stallion was tried with illegally entering the country and going on a drunken adventure through West Nepal vandalizing many sacred sites.

 

Stallion was sentenced to 15 years in the Kathmandu maximum security prison by Nepal’s top judge Soneeya Reshma stating that; “Mr. Stallion caused damages that could never be repaired, both physically and emotionally when he drunkenly boarded a plane and accidentally smuggled himself into Nepal.” Stallion was then thrown into the back of a truck with a bag over his head and was transported to Nepal’s most notorious prison.

 

Back in the U.S. authorities had noted Stallions disappearance but were convinced that it was another one of his drunken escapades and he would resurface in no time. Stallion held out hope for a rescue but because of his erratic travels and accidentally boarding a smuggling plane there was no way to track him to Nepal.

 

Stallion’s cell mate was infamous cannibal Milan ‘Man Muncher’ Shamal, though the Man Muncher did try to get a bite out of Stallion’s thigh on their first night they quickly moved past that and became really good friends. Though everything was going well for Stallion who was now best friends with Nepal’s most notorious criminal he desperately desired to get back to playing hockey and began to formulate a plan to break out of the prison.

 

Stallion, like most normal people had never been to prison before and assumed that breaking out would be nearly impossible. Fortunately for him the 'Man Muncher' had been formulating an escape plan for the past 12 years in prison. Together with disgraced priest Nirmal Bibek and Yak trafficker Amir they made their move two days after Stallion’s initial arrest.

 

Using a pointy stick the three criminals had been digging a hole into the prisons sewer system over the last 12 years and they saw the arrival of an American prisoner as a great hostage and bargaining chip, Stallion had no idea they were planning this and happily trusted the three criminals to hold up their end of the bargain. The initial escape was a disaster as Stallion led the way down the tunnel holding a candle while the Man Muncher and the disgraced priest followed closely behind. Unfortunately for yak trafficker Amir he had indulged himself on the prisons world famous cupcakes and was quite fat, thus getting stuck and being left behind to starve to death.

 

The rag tag bunch of escapees made it into the sewers and waded through the canal of human excrement to their freedom. Disgraced priest Nirmal Bibek had cut himself pretty badly on the leg and was now allowing the open wound to be exposed to all sort of nasty stuff in the canal and would later die of infection.

 

Finally Gregg Stallion and Milan ‘Man Muncher’ Shamal made it to the end of the canal after leaving the sickly priest behind. However every police officer in Kathmandu was stationed outside the sewer ready to apprehend the two fugitives. Shamal made his move and put a shiv against Stallion’s throat and tried to barter his American hostage. Unfortunately for the duo the local officials did not care and shot Stallion three times in the chest and then proceeded blow up the ‘Man Muncher’ up with an RPG.

 

Stallion was admitted to a local hospital after being shot three times and was thankfully not mortally wounded. In an even greater stroke of luck one of the nurses was a huge fan of the Las Vegas Aces and recognized the missing player. Soon the VHLM League commissioner was notified and after a season of paying for Stallion’s parties and swearing he was done spending money on Stallion commissioner Sonnet had to pay 3.6 Million rupees to bail Stallion out of Nepal and back to Vegas.

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Very fun article. Sometimes, when I'm writing, I finish my idea and realize I need to shove an extra 50 words in. If anything, I feel like you might have rushed yourself and made this shorter than it could have been!

One thing to look out for is run on sentences. You had a few that I'd break in half to make it read a little more smoothly. It would probably boost your word count a bit too. 

Grade: A- 8.5/10. Fix a child grammar errors and break up those run ons, and you'll get 10.