Gregg Stallion Enters the Craft Beer Scene

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If there is one thing that the grander populace knows about Gregg Stallion its that he loves his alcoholic substances. “At first I was kinda dissapointed to go to Vancouver, they didn’t have a bar scene like I had in Houston and Vegas.” However, upon entering Vancouver Stallion discovered the craft beer scene.

 

 

“Literally everyone here is making their own beer! They get to drink beer and actually make money doing it!” Stallion said after he met about 30 people in his first half hour in Vancouver who were quick to tell them about their craft brewery. “Apparently this is a big thing in British Columbia, you either have a grow-op or make your own beer…this place is wonderful.” Stallion said after exiting the local liquor store with several bottles of craft beer complete with homemade stickers on the side that really should have tipped him off to the fact that none of the craft beer was actually very good.

 

 

Stallion was giddy to try some of the craft beer that everyone would bring up in conversation with him. He eagerly took a sip and then his face grimaced, this followed as he sipped several more of the craft beers before he let out a deep sigh and tossed them in the trash. “Why is everyone’s craft beer trash?” Stallion said to himself as he chugged mouthwash to get the awful taste of the craft beer out of his mouth. “I would be ashamed if I made this, why does everyone feel like they need to drop the fact that they make craft beer into every conversation they have in this place.” Stallion said looking out his window realizing that he was stuck in this land of awful craft beers.

 

 

Stallion then went to call Vancouver Wolves gm Keaton Louth to request a trade out of this craft beer haven he was stuck in. “I couldn’t get a word in! All he wanted to talk about was the fact that he was trying to get into making craft beer! What is this place!” Stallion said gesturing towards Vancouver and the wider lower mainland.

 

 

At the time of writing Stallion has decided that he could actually make better craft beer than everyone else and is working on his own brand of “The Belgian’s Bestest Brew.” Which he assures is the best craft beer around and he encourages everyone reading this piece to go out to their local liquor store and buy a 12 pack of it. It is clear that Stallion is going to fit in just fine in Vancouver.

 

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[Matt thunder 444]

wow, i didn't know that Vancouver could made  such a good beer, and know i'm surprised.

i will give you a 10/10 only if you visit me in las vegas and you make me try it ;).

Edited July 29, 2020 by Matt thunder

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2 hours ago, Matt thunder said:

wow, i didn't know that Vancouver could made  such a good beer, and know i'm surprised.

i will give you a 10/10 only if you visit me in las vegas and you make me try it ;).

I'll bring a case when I next pass by!!