Tee Pee E II Is Confused

[Goliathus 50]

"People keep asking me if I am the brother of T.P.E. One, or if we are partly related. Shit, I don't know man, I have no knowledge of this previous player who apparently can't even make it to the big league and I want nothing to do with him. I am my own player and I am here to win and to get to the big league. That's priority #1."

 

"As for my name, they just tell me to change it. 'Hey man, add a two on it, or find re-name yourself like the Hollywood artists out there, or that Metta World-Peace dude. Easiefr for our database.' so I changed. I kinda regretted that though, now I feel like a side copy of this horrible player. I should have went with changing my name, maybe just find a Hall of Famer and put two after it. That would make people think I am the son of a legend, at least it's better than being related to a player who isn't good enough."

 

"But anyway, Mexico City is hot as fuck and I don't get why they play ice hockey there. My agent lied to me when he said this is the best place for me. And I am not good with spicy food either. Can we get a lot more away games? Hello? Anyone heard me?"