McDagg is Back!

[Viper 530]

Oh, it feels so good to be back.

 

Howdy, y'all! Viper here.

 

I have taken some time off from the league to focus on real life and other stuff. I suddenly had a flash of VHL memories, and I knew I had to come back.

I wanted to continue McDagg's career, try to get him a cup. Maybe kick the shit out of some more punks, who knows? All I know is that McDagg is coming for you.

McDagg needs a storybook ending, not some crappy one.

 

His career started off slow in Houston, 3 points in 20 games.

Then he was picked up in the 4th round by his current GM, Peace, in Saskatoon. 51 points (24 goals, 27 assists) before missing the playoffs.

Season 69 comes around, and McDagg has a slump. 27 in 72. However, Saskatoon is fucking up the entire league. Nobody can control them. Playoffs come around, and they beat the hell out of everyone. Also this season, he was drafted by Shawn in Davos.

Season 70 rolls around, and he is traded back to Houston. 101 points in 72 games, not bad McDagg. The kid bulldozes before Houston is eliminated in Round 2.

 

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Then, S71, he makes it to the pros after being traded to Toronto to reunite with his former GM, Peace. 48 points in 72 games for his freshman season, not bad.

Season 72 hits, and the fucker wins an award for fighting, ain't it silly? 52 in 72 for a career high, not bad. Toronto is beaten in the first round, and McDagg collects 4 in 7.

Finally, S73, McDagg gets 64 in 72, then goes inactive.

 

He's back now. I am back.

 

Thank you, VHL. 

 

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