Muffbeav Scouting Report

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Muffbeav is unquestionably the sexiest VHL prospect to ever come around, and all that sexiness goes straight to the Warsaw Predators thanks to the GM rule. When a prospect is given a label as monumental as sexiest ever, however, it is easy to lose sight on their game because you just can’t ignore the sexiness. Thus, we had to put on the top anti-sexy goggles on the market to be able to generate a true scouting report on the defenseman. This is what we found.

 

Strengths

 

Defense – Muffbeav is truly a defensive savant, showing excellent instincts and discipline in keeping everything in front of him and rarely finding himself out of position. He is always willing to sacrifice the body for the team, and from our observations, seems incapable of feeling pain, possibly because his body is 98% beard so he just has to make sure not to get hit in the mouth or arms.

 

Scoring – Muffbeav displays forward-like instincts around the net, and has a roaring slapshot. He was one of the best goal-scoring defensemen in the VHLM this past season and should be able to give Warsaw a good scoring option on the back-end, presumably on the second line.

 

Weaknesses

 

Physicality – You would think the fusion of a beard and a flexing man would be able to lay the hurt on other people, but apparently this is not the case. Muffbeav’s general existence as a sentient beard seems to make him mostly pillowy and soft, significantly taking away from his ability to put guys on the ice. It also makes him difficult to hit, but if opponents can properly square Muffbeav up he goes down like a sack of hammers @Beaviss every time.

 

Passing – When you watch Muffbeav play, it almost feels as if when the puck leaves his stick, it homes towards the net. This affects his passing greatly in that, if he isn’t passing towards the opposing net, the pass tends to be pretty far off. It remains to be seen if this really has an effect on his production at the VHL level; it didn’t seem to hamper him in the VHLM and other VHL players have been able to be successful in the past without much passing ability.

 

Overview

 

Muffbeav was able to score 31 goals in the VHLM for Yukon this past season, second among all defensemen, while his 78 points ranked sixth at his position. He also finished third among defensemen in shot percentage despite taking a high volume of shots (with one of the guys ahead of him in percentage taking only 41 shots to Muffbeav’s 249), so his future as a goalscorer is definitely bright. Overall, Muffbeav is more than just the sexiest VHL prospect to ever walk the earth; he is a legitimate, complete prospect on the blueline.