Banackock 8,048 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 As everyone probably knows by now, the Bears Den is a restaurant that was started up by the Seattle Bears organization. It offers top quality food, great times and quirky punchlines to all sorts of their items and homies. While there has been so much great news about the company and it's start up, there's officially been some bad news leaked and it has the people freaking their shit. The Bears Den recently contacted Seattle police and President Donald Rump about a missing persons report. No official word was initially released as they were investigating the matter, however, 21 hours and 13 minutes passed the time it was made, news has come forth and the world has been sent into twitter chaos. HULK HOGAN IS MISSING. After retiring from the Seattle Bears and the glorious VHL, Hogan disappeared. The Bears Den and Seattle's franchise chalked it up to being normal behavior because it's Hogan and he's a diagnosed dumbass from doctors at Harvard. Rumor has it, it has something to do with Christmas but we're not entirely too sure. The last thing the police have on him is a shitty pork chop video but it had led to anything. What we know? Hogan's dad tried selling him on Craigslist when he was 6 years old. His father could be a suspect. Hogan is actually from PEI. He could very well be drunk on his couch, watching the fishing network while peeling potatoes. Though, they searched his house and nothing. A group of wild pigs on twitter recently threatened Hogan on his twitter page calling his video absolute bull shit with the hashtag #PETA. Could it be them? The Seattle Bears organization is also being looked at. One person in the locker room specifically. He could be Australian. That's all we know. \ Reward: $40 in Canadian Tire money. BladeMaiden and a_Ferk 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96340-missing-person-report/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
oilmandan 688 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 $40 in Canadian Tire money? My whole family is now on the search! Banackock 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96340-missing-person-report/#findComment-803072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rory 1,916 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 I have a tip. Decode this secret message: Mylltvulf717 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96340-missing-person-report/#findComment-803093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeMaiden 1,807 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 1 hour ago, oilmandan said: $40 in Canadian Tire money? My whole family is now on the search! I’m gonna race ya Dan Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96340-missing-person-report/#findComment-803096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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