"Getting Shot Hurts" - Jiggs

[JigglyGumballs 1,056]

With the 76th VHL season underway, Los Angeles yet again finds themselves in a rather tough situation. They have not only struggled to score as of late, but they are getting pummeled in the net. Of course with the key addition of John Merrick, the offense has improved. Though despite that, their goaltender still most of the time faces 40 or more shots a game. However, lets forget all of that for a moment and take a look at a certain LA defenseman who's probably had the best start in his VHL career so far. And no it's not Hulk Hogan Jr. Of course, we're going to be taking a look at me.

 

In 11 games played so far. Jiggly Gumballs has had 1 goal, 6 assists and 7 points with a -4 rating. For a passing defenseman, that's not bad. A 0.63 point per game pace is something that I'll definitely be happy about. Mostly because it's over the number 0.5. Anyways, moving onto the more defensive stats, so far Gumballs has had 27 hits and a league leading 42 shots blocked. To give you perspective, and to throw more random math, when you spread those shots blocked over the 11 game period, Jiggs would've blocked about 3.8 shots every game to put up that number. Of course since you can't technically block 0.8 of a shot, it's better to round up to 4. That's honestly gotta hurt. It's likely that Jiggs's legs are just dead after every game just because of how many shots he's been blocking. Yet somehow the opposing team still gets 40+ shots on goal each game. Anyways in a blatant attempt to get last minute TPE, I'm going to leave it here and hopefully I'll see everyone next time!

 

(295 words)