A Campbell Vacation

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It's been 28 seasons since the Seattle Bears GM has taken a proper vacation. Those who have the amazing privilege to be a part of management in the Victory Hockey League knows that a vacation is extremely hard to come by - especially when you're a team that is usually on the better end of the ass whooping stick. With that being said, sometimes Blake Campbell was on the wrong end of that stick, leaving his ass redder than a strawberry primed for the picking under the summer sun and sweet, baby blue sky. If the ass whooping was good enough, sometimes it feels like you get too much time off but never once could you catch Blake Campbell fading away. He'd be lying if he said he didn't find himself bringing out the irons and busting out a few rounds of golf, but never has he found himself truly slipping away... until this season. The GM holds many team and GM records in the league and arguably has one of the greatest dynasties to ever hoist championships and go on tears in this league. He's closing in on the most games managed by a manager, is now on a walk off home run style of lead with the all-time wins record and I do believe off the top of my head holds every single GM record for the Seattle Bears (and it's going to be insane.. IF he steps down... if anyone will break them..). It's safe to say there's a lot more we could say about how much this guy gives to the league and that's probably why it's safer to say the man definitely going away is only going to help him come back and be a better Bear.. This is why the Seattle Bears team came together to surprise him with something big...

 

During the off-season ---> 3 week BENDER

1. Australia - GM Blake Campbell has always wanted to go the Australia. Whether it's seeing some kangaroo's that aren't behind a zoo's fence, the amazing coral reefs, White Haven beach, the beautiful women with the incredibly sexy accent or maybe even grilling up some fat prawn and screaming out SHRIMP ON A BARBIE. The Seattle organization is going to be sending Campbell to Australia for a week. STAY TUNED.

 

2. Meet & Greet with Tom Brady - Similar to the Bears, Brady is bad ass. He's a winner. He's part of the greatest dynasty even. You could probably even say he alone is the greatest dynasty ever as he now holds more championships than any team ever combined. Campbell is going to be surprised with an autographed football, jersey and KFC bucket from Mr. Brady.

 

3. Hawaii - The meet and greet is going to happen here because why the fuck not? As we seen, Tom Brady knows how to party so we're going to toss a boat party somewhere into the mix for the portion of the mix. Here you're going to be able to find celebrities like Shaq, Snoop Dogg, Elon Musk, Steve Aoki, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Brady, Brad Pitt, Macklemore, Leonardo Dicaprio, Rihanna, Justin Bieber and many, many more. I also think they're going to swim with sharks, visit a volcano and eat a lot of pineapple on pizza because it's fucking good. Don't be a coward sheep and say it's not to be cool. You know it tastes good.

 

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Spoiler

Drug bender.  It's going to come during #4. It's going to be fucking wild. Stay tuned?