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    Practice Facility (October 1st - October 7th)

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    VHL Practice Facility

    • Claim each week to receive 2 uncapped TPE if you're a VHLM player or 1 uncapped TPE if you're a VHL player. 

     

    Quik Note: When linking to your claim in the Portal, please link directly (using the "Share Post" feature at the top right of your post), as it makes life much easier on the updaters who are verifying your claims.

    Welfare / Pension (October 1st - October 7th)

    in Welfare & Pension

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    Post in this thread to claim welfare/pension for this week.

    If you are claiming welfare/pension, you cannot claim any 6 TPE Point Tasks for this week (Media Spot/Graphic/Podcast) or League jobs paying 6+ TPE.

      

    • VHL Welfare Plan - Members with fewer than two 400+ TPE players may claim 4 TPE
    • VHL Pension Plan - Members who have created two or more 400+ TPE players may claim 5 TPE
    • VHL Affiliate Plan - Members who post a Point Task this week, in either the EFL or SBA, may link to that Point Task to claim 6 TPE


    Once you reach 400 TPE with your current player, if that is your second player to reach 400 TPE, you are allowed to claim the pension plan. So instead of only taking in account previous players it also accounts for your current one.

     

    Example: 

    Green has had Remy LeBeau (TPE: 1301) in the past. Thomas O'Malley, his second player, is now past 400 TPE, he is eligible for the VHL Pension Plan.

     

    Quik Note: When linking to your claim in the Portal, please link directly (using the "Share Post" feature at the top right of your post), as it makes life much easier on the updaters who are verifying your claims

    Welfare / Pension (September 24th - September 30th)

    in Welfare & Pension

    Posted

    Post in this thread to claim welfare/pension for this week.

    If you are claiming welfare/pension, you cannot claim any 6 TPE Point Tasks for this week (Media Spot/Graphic/Podcast) or League jobs paying 6+ TPE.

      

    • VHL Welfare Plan - Members with fewer than two 400+ TPE players may claim 4 TPE
    • VHL Pension Plan - Members who have created two or more 400+ TPE players may claim 5 TPE
    • VHL Affiliate Plan - Members who post a Point Task this week, in either the EFL or SBA, may link to that Point Task to claim 6 TPE


    Once you reach 400 TPE with your current player, if that is your second player to reach 400 TPE, you are allowed to claim the pension plan. So instead of only taking in account previous players it also accounts for your current one.

     

    Example: 

    Green has had Remy LeBeau (TPE: 1301) in the past. Thomas O'Malley, his second player, is now past 400 TPE, he is eligible for the VHL Pension Plan.

     

    Quik Note: When linking to your claim in the Portal, please link directly (using the "Share Post" feature at the top right of your post), as it makes life much easier on the updaters who are verifying your claims

    Practice Facility (September 24th - September 30th)

    in Practice Facility

    Posted

    VHL Practice Facility

    • Claim each week to receive 2 uncapped TPE if you're a VHLM player or 1 uncapped TPE if you're a VHL player. 

     

    Quik Note: When linking to your claim in the Portal, please link directly (using the "Share Post" feature at the top right of your post), as it makes life much easier on the updaters who are verifying your claims.

    Sebastian Ironside - The Cornerstone of Toronto (Worst Writer of Toronto Certified) [1/2]

    in Archived Media Spots

    Posted

                Let’s start off by saying that Toronto is an absolute tire fire. As an avid sportscaster of the Toronto Legion, there is no doubt in my mind that the Legion are the biggest tire fire in the league. However, that tire fire is cured by a little-known name around the league called Sebastian Ironside. You may be wondering who Ironside is, and I can completely understand when you ask. He isn’t anything special in the league, and he’s only playing because the team around him is total garbage. Not to mention the fact he was brought in by the GM himself, despite never playing a game of hockey prior to the S60 VHLM year.

     

                “Yeah, he ain’t too bad. Guy’s dirt nasty at blocking shots with his face though, even if he’s total dogshit on the puck. I brought him in because he’s a big man with a big attitude.” Were the words spoken out of Mr. DollarAndADream’s mouth, a GM with more poor drafting choices than Quebec’s garbage GM who decided to draft a man who would retire if picked by any other team than the one he wanted. Just off the GM’s words alone, you can see that Ironside is a big guy. And not just a big guy in the locker room, or on the ice. Guy’s packing heat too. It’s been measured on multiple occasions by the likes of us, the Toronto press – and we can confirm it is 100% a valid 9.5.

     

                But that’s just one of Ironside’s accolades. Let’s talk about how this big dick energy guy has turned into the franchise defenseman of the garbage Toronto Legion. He’s got a big girthy size that nobody else can compete with, not to mention the fact that he has a linemate in the shit captain that is Robert Malenko. Despite the fact that Malenko started the season on fire, Ironside showed that his big girthy size had more to prove, as he has reached the same amount of points as Malenko around the same amount of time.

     

                His leadership around the locker room is felt by all, as he squeezes his hog throughout the arena. Refusing letters on his jersey because he said he couldn’t afford the extra 15 dollars for the patch on the jersey (Toronto is the only team in the league to make their players pay for their own jerseys), as well as having a tremendously girthy body as previously talked about, it’s put a dent in his pocket. He pays more out of his pocket than anyone else on the team because of the fabric used. But this allows for him to be angrier and fight for a better contract every time he steps out onto the ice.

     

                Ironside is a determined fighter, a determined Big Dick man, and an absolute unit that all of Toronto is in awe of. He is a phenomenal player of the Hockey, and he has an extremely large PT Cruiser he drives around the GTA during his freetime. Despite being a big dick energy man, he is also a vegan.

     

                There’s a reason this man is going to be the best player in Toronto for years to come – and it is all that big dick vegan PT Cruiser power. Give it up for Sebastian Ironside. The true captain of the Legion.

    Toronto Legion Weekly Presser

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    On 9/12/2018 at 11:06 PM, DollarAndADream said:

    :tor::tor:Toronto Legion Weekly Presser:tor::tor:

     

    REBUILD, NATION.

     

    **All Legion members and others if you choose, if you need questions for Press Conferences for more TPE, then you can answer the ones I post in here.**

     

     

    • Will Podrik Cast continue his pace and break the VHL record?
    • What is the reason that 6 of the top 10 players are in their first 2 seasons in the VHL? It hasn't been like this before, from what I recall.
    • Max Pacioretty to the Vegas Golden Knights. Your thoughts?
    • Who do you think gets more points, Pacioretty on Vegas, or Skinner on Buffalo?
    • Who would you choose to win the most offensive d-man award right now?
    • Who would you say has been the best goaltender this season?

    1. I think he'll get close that's for sure. This season has been ridiculous as far as sims go. He'll get real close.

    2. Sim is fucked, it's all wackity and shit. I think it'll balance out in a couple more seasons.

    3. I think it was a good positional move. They lost Neal, so they needed a winger to balance it out. He'll do well on the 2nd line.

    4. Patches in Vegas easily. He's got too many good players around him that are on the way to being phenomenal players in their own second chance.

    5. Kovalchuk probably. But I still think you should give a bow over to the mans Colton Rayne and Casey Jones.

    6. Stopko personally. Calgary just has a good team, and they'll be looking for that cup they lost last season.

    Practice Facility (September 10th - September 16th)

    in Practice Facility

    Posted

    VHL Practice Facility

    Claim each week to receive 2 uncapped TPE if you're a VHLM player or 1 uncapped TPE if you're a VHL player. 

     

    Quik Note: When linking to your claim in the Portal, please link directly (using the "Share Post" feature at the top right of your post), as it makes life much easier on the updaters who are verifying your claims.

    Welfare / Pension (September 10th - September 16th)

    in Welfare & Pension

    Posted

    Post in this thread to claim welfare/pension for this week.

     If you are claiming welfare/pension, you cannot claim any 6 TPE Point Tasks for this week (Media Spot/Graphic/Podcast) or League jobs paying 6+ TPE.

     

    VHL Welfare Plan - Members with fewer than two 400+ TPE players may claim 4 TPE

    VHL Pension Plan - Members who have created two or more 400+ TPE players may claim 5 TPE

    VHL Affiliate Plan - Members who post a Point Task this week, in either the EFL or SBA, may link to that Point Task to claim 6 TPE


    Once you reach 400 TPE with your current player, if that is your second player to reach 400 TPE, you are allowed to claim the pension plan. So instead of only taking in account previous players it also accounts for your current one.

     

    Example: 

    Green has had Remy LeBeau (TPE: 1301) in the past. Thomas O'Malley, his second player, is now past 400 TPE, he is eligible for the VHL Pension Plan.

     

    Quik Note: When linking to your claim in the Portal, please link directly (using the "Share Post" feature at the top right of your post), as it makes life much easier on the updaters who are verifying your claims.

    Toronto Legion Weekly Presser

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    On 9/5/2018 at 10:25 PM, DollarAndADream said:

    :tor::tor:Toronto Legion Weekly Presser:tor::tor:

     

    REBUILD, NATION.

     

    **All Legion members and others if you choose, if you need questions for Press Conferences for more TPE, then you can answer the ones I post in here.**

     

     

    • Podrik Cast has already blown away his point totals from last season, and is about to pass his goal total. What is he on? What is his inspiration this season?
    • Why do you think Leph Twinger isn't having the same rookie production as Smirnov who's in 1st?
    • Who is the most under appreciated defenseman in the VHL?
    • What about the NHL?
    • Who would your most improved VHL player be thus far?
    • Is Jack Shephard going to push Seattle over the top?

    1. He's on those new fangled bath salts. Guy's a beauty but the sim is just fucked this season lmao. His inspiration is ruining the sim engine.

    2. Leph Twinger is a bust, no doubt about it. Plus Seattle is just having a lucky sim. It's LIFE

    3. Ironside I would say is pretty under appreciated at the moment. He does a shit ton of goodies for the team, has a decent +/-, and is probably the best d-man on the team.

    4. Personally I would lean towards Hjalmarsson, but I think he's pretty fairly rated. He's definitely my pick though. Him and Del Zotto in my opinion.

    5. Lmao, guess you gotta go with Cast considering how ridiculous the point total difference is.

    6. I mean, he can. But Seattle I think has no chance in the playoffs anyways. They won't do much, and they won't make it.

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