off the rails

Jesus Christ Bokan is terrible.

Kings in 7

I read some guides and I think I far improved from my previous one. Still a long way to go

The Ottawa Lynx have climbed to the peak of the VHLM North American conference, just behind the virtually unbeatable Yukon Rush. For this to happen, a team would have to fall mightily. And that's precisely what Lights Bokan and the Saskatoon Wild. The team is a strange case indeed. They went from under dogs who created the ultimate feel good story and claimed their place as second in the VHLM and were even clawing at Yukon's toes. However, the fans and analysts were right, it was just a fluke. Or was it? Wild Captain and promising defense woman Lights Bokan tends to disagree greatly with that opinion. "We're going through a rough patch, this is not a surprise to anyone. We're a young and up and coming team and we got a lot to learn," Lights said to a cluster of reporters, "We're still going to work our asses off each and every day 'til the bitter end." Bokan was over looked by many General Managers. She was tiny and light at 5'5", 110lbs with little muscles to her advantage. She was also older than most draftees, at the age of 27. There were many questions about her commitment and attitude. However, when most teams saw a risky pick, Saskatoon General Manager Brett Slobodzian saw tons of potential, leadership, and energy that the Wild desperately wanted and even needed. He may of got more than he intended to, but he can't really complain. The 15th overall pick ended up being Saskatoon's captain (a role Lights takes very seriously), a fantastic offensive defense woman and an inconsistent player. One game she'll be among the elite players in the VHLM and the next game she'll look like a deer in headlights. The Saskatoon Wild have followed their captain into dismay and they struggle to find the groove they had at the start of the season. Even the unbelievable good play by should be Captain SSK NICK CANNON hasn't resulted in many wins. CANNON has been a monster for the Wild and straps the team up for the ride most nights, with 8 goals, 12 assists, 20 points and 19 hits in just 20 games and is currently ranked as the #1 prospect in all the VHLM. #CANNONFORCAPTAIN was trending all over Canada on Twitter due to Wild fan's growing frustration, or at least we hope that is what the trend is referring to. "We can't expect the fans to back us up when we're shit, we can't expect anyone to support us," Lights said, "We don't want fake support nor your pity, we want to win and will go to extreme measures to make it happen." It's hard to pin point one thing as to why the Wild have been losing as they have not done anything fantastic in all honesty but defense have been struggling greatly. They can score at well, but have trouble defending which is strange considering their combination of defensive defensemen and power forwards or two way forwards. It's all about effort though and that's something the Wild don't have enough of. Because hope alone won't save them. 522 words 2938 characters

Not a bad game for us actually, we just couldn't pull it out.

good game Turku! huge win for us. 32 minutes for me, my gawd.

Wow, I'm honored and didn't expect this. No matter what happens, I vow to do all the updates I can and do whatever it takes to win. WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!

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Wild 5 Red Wolves 3

New York in 6 Chicago in 6

I have SimonT on my PC and I would like to apply. I will be able to do it every week with ease because my work schedule has finally calmed down and exams are all but over.

Can I get graded?

'Attempted'? What's that supposed to mean?!

SASKATOON WILD CHANGE MARKETING CAMPAIGN Saskatoon, SK - Only in the VHLM would a team well below .500 make the playoffs. Only in the VHLM North American Conference would a team with a 17-50-5 record make the playoffs. Such was the case for the Saskatoon Wild. North American power house Yukon Rush had a fun time bullying the little North American teams and pretty simply, was a point bank for them. And the playoffs were all shits and giggles for Yukon when they played the Wild. No more will the Wild be humiliated, and with former bottom feeders such as Brampton looking a lot better this year and Yukon fucking over Ottawa once again, the North American conference looks a lot better and it seems as if the Wild are the odd one out - Saskatoon (the management, players and fans alike) laugh at that. Saskatoon has launched a new advertising campaign in hopes of it selling more tickets. So, when the fans enter the newly built arena in downtown Saskatoon, they'll be greeted by big neon lights spelling out: Welcome to the Jungle, motherfuckers.

if it was that way, we'd all be experienced though honestly.