Gustav

@osens died last night, protecting someone as a BODYGUARD... ...from @OrbitingDeath, the new MAFIOSO. osens' last will: OD's last will: ALL THE MAFIA ARE DEAD! The town has three days to find the Town Traitor, starting now. Should they fail to do so--Mafia wins! List of those alive (9):

"Lynching @Doomsday is fun." -Albert Einstein "I'm an Investigator!" he says. "I've been giving you my results every night." The town decides it doesn't matter and decides to take him out anyway. He was the MAFIOSO. List of those alive (11):

Not mobile noises! @jhatty8 died last night, a victim of the MAFIA. He was a LOOKOUT. Last will: Time note: N5 will start a bit after 10 PM EST tonight; D6 starting early (think Wednesday/Thursday early). Be prepared. List of those alive (12): Votes needed today: 7

I’m on mobile; have fun with this formatting. Berocka died; he was Godfather. @a_Ferk @BarzalGoat @Berocka @Devise @Doomsday @eaglesfan036 @jhatty8 @Nykonax @omgitshim @OrbitingDeath @osens @rjfryman @Spartan @Z16

I think we knew this was going to happen. @Ricer13 died last night. Executed by the JAILOR, he was a WITCH. Last will: That is all. Time note: I'm not quite sure I'll be around exactly at 9. I'll have this up as close to that point as I can but it's probably not a good idea to sit around waiting for me to post tonight. List of those alive (14):

Fun fact! It's the end of D3...and this is already the longest Town of Salem thread in VHL history. That's due in large part to today--what the hell happened? After spending almost 40 minutes straight reading through everything when I came home today, I've concluded the following: -Like 40 different people got pushed -Part of this may or may not have been my fault -We're killing a townie ...or are we? @MMFLEX said he was a SPY and was believed to a fair extent by the general populace. He's against it, obviously, but the majority does what it wants. As he's going up to the place where the town did its business on Fonzi in game 1 and hasn't quite stopped since, he starts humming John Mellencamp's "Little Pink Houses." "Wait," says someone. "That's the CD that the Vet killed Hatter with last night! We're about to kill the Veteran!" "Well, you're close," says Flex. "I'm not the Vet, but I did hear him playing it when I was out last night." He was... Let Night 3 begin! Time note: D4 starting at 7-something; I get to wake up a tiny bit later. List of those alive (15):

Flex - 8 (Nyko, eagles, hatty, Spartan, osens, omg, RJ, Devise) Nyko - 5 (Z16, Barzy, OrbitingDeath, Flex, Ricer) Votes needed: 9

Nyko - 8 (RJ, omg, Z16, Devise, Barzy, OrbitingDeath, Flex, Ricer) Flex - 5 (Nyko, eagles, hatty, Spartan, osens) Votes needed: 9

Nyko - 11 (hatty, Spartan, eagles, RJ, omg, osens, Z16, Devise, Barzy, OrbitingDeath, Flex) eagles - 1 (Ricer) To clarify from earlier: -No, I will not officially and publicly confirm or deny that the notification allegedly missed was indeed missed. To confirm would be to confirm the role, and to deny would be to wave a big red flashing "GUILTY" sign. In a case like this I probably wouldn't be doing the game any harm but I'd rather not set a precedent. -If, at any point, you believe that I have messed up your night actions, please let me know as soon as possible and I will double-check and let you know if anything should have been different in private. Hopefully this is generally seen as fair. (Also stop having rules problems while I'm at work smh)

Day 2! I'll get to the point: @Mike was killed last night by a member of the MAFIA. He was a TRANSPORTER. A Death Note was found next to the body: @Mr_Hatter was also found dead this morning, his throat cut with a John Cougar Mellencamp CD. Killed by the VETERAN, he was a SERIAL KILLER. Last will: Let the D3 festivities begin! List of those alive (16):

Welcome to the real world, Gustav! After 4 hours of sleep last night, the Grand Poobah is ready to do it again. Prepare yourselves for another early day phase! ...oh yeah, and nobody died. Let's get to N2. List of those alive (18):

@Matt_O

Well, I'm not tired just yet, but prepare for me to complain about how I feel tonight. N1 has come and gone, and everyone is still alive! Curiouser and curiouser... List of those alive (18):

What program are you using for graphics? I might be able to give you a tip or two

What if I purposely got it wrong and I want them to double-check

If I'm doing this right it's looking like 26 minutes ?

For the week ending 7/26: 1. Which expansion team does the best out of the four this season? 2. Going off of that, which does the worst? 3. Predict what our record will be at the end of the season (we play 72 games in total!) 4. Pick a stat and predict what you'll have for that stat at the end of the season. 5. Who on our team wins an award this season? Which one will it be? 6. I make @Berocka your VHL assistant for a day. What do you make him do for you? @Sonnet @McWolf @Alex Bridges @David O'Quinn @Ahma @Josh @Brrbisbrr @PadStack @gorlab @Velevra @DMaximus

mAkiNg ThE jAiLoR nOn-GuAraNtEeD iS LesS FuN It's the end of Day 1! Some speculation is thrown about, but as usual nothing comes out of it. It's now the start of Night 1! No talking in this thread until I start the next day phase. Time note: I'm at work early tomorrow and the next day (those who know me will know that this is absolutely not by choice). Expect Day 2 and Day 3 to start before 7 AM EST. List of those alive (18):

Congrats but only because Davos still won ?

Congrats on your first VHL goal @Ferda! Good way to start off the season with a win.

I mean there's kind of a role list in the first post...it's mafia lol

I got one vote! I don't deserve it but I'll take it.

1. Who is your favorite member of the league and why is it Gustav? 2. It's recreate time and you're back in the VHLM. Other than Ottawa, who do you sign with? 3. You can have one league job that you do not currently hold. What is it?

@Ricer13 got a few different things made here; this is one of them.

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