Gustav

Muff is just spectating.

The S69 VHLM Dispersal Draft is set to take place in under a week, and the league sits with bated breath as the first-gen group of rookies looks as hot as ever. "There are so many of them, it's hard to decide even who's a first-round talent and who isn't," Hounds GM Jerry Garcia said at a press conference Monday evening. "We've seen tons of new people flow in in the past few weeks, and they've all been so vocal and intense about their training and development that it's looking like every pick will be a good one." These players didn't exactly need Garcia's word to be noticed, though, as they've earned attention from fans around the league with their notable work ethic and sheer volume. " ," said a player who recently entered the draft class Monday afternoon, one of over twenty to do so. " ." " ," agreed a different player. " ." That work ethic is sure to pay off and earn him some notice when the draft rolls around. "I'm loving our chances," Garcia added. "The fact that we've got so many choices in the draft, and so many great players to use them on, should put us right near the top of the league."

"We won't give out TPE because EU is just too good"

Rules are here; I'm too lazy to copy and paste the roles.

Oh, I'm an idiot. Never mind.

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Last I checked, Jerry was a Wylde candidate. How is he also not an all-star candidate? (I'm not actually mad, just wondering)

Oyez! Oyez! News of the day (figured I could get this out early as my alternative may be getting it out a couple hours late)! Morning comes, and it's almost too quiet. Everything seems OK, but then someone decides to pay a visit to @ColeMrtz. He's found in his house, stabbed 72 times and stuffed in a closet. The shirt he's wearing is bloodstained beyond recognition, but upon cleaning and examination by town authorities. it's found to be a Halifax 21st jersey. Cole was the CULTIST. (To clarify: any recruitment attempts made, regardless of whether or not they would have been successful, are nullified by his being killed. The cult is out of the game entirely) Tracker:

Qué

We're in the land of make-believe, where mafia members carry signs that say "I AM IN THE MAFIA" and somehow nobody notices until they're dead.

The sun sets on the town, and we see @Sebster03 tied up and being led to the nearest tree. "You've got the wrong guy!" he says, but this falls upon deaf ears as he is quickly hanged. The town searches his body for any identifying characteristics, but there are none. Sebster was REGULAR TOWN. Tracker: Night 1 begins NOW!

It's iron (III) hydroxide. That would be iron (II). Also remember your phases: Fe2(SO4)3 (aq) + 6 NaOH (aq) --> 2 Fe(OH)3 (ppt) + 6 Na+ (aq) + 3 (SO4)2- (aq) ...I think. Watch this be completely wrong.

If the second vote for person A was recorded at 3:00 and the second vote for person B at 5:00, person A is lynched.

No. There is no vote to not kill, the only requirement is three votes to kill.

ATTENTION EVERYONE YET AGAIN Due to the fact that I am an idiot, voting tiebreakers will be determined by LONGEST HELD SECOND VOTE rather than RANDOM SELECTION. Have a nice day.

No, not voting is more or less a vote for No Lynch. I understand what you're trying to say, but if you don't want anyone killed, express that by trying to convince people of that here in this thread.

OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP Due to the rules I found being not the greatest (or maybe just due to my own blindness and inability to read), a lynching limit was left out, and I'm told that a limit of ONE lynch per day is the "standard in all mafia games." So, effective immediately, THAT WILL BE THE LIMIT. Should there be multiple members with 3 or more votes, the lynch goes to the person with more. Should it be tied, I will decide randomly.

HOWEVER, I invite experienced mafia players to DM me about it, and if I get a ton of people saying there should be a limit, I will modify the rule.

Yes. I considered a limit on the lynchings but I figured it can't go too over the line. VOTE COUNTER: Sebster: 3 McWolf: 1

Half an hour to go! Remember, THREE votes are needed for a lynching. VOTE COUNTER: Sebster03: 2

Congrats to the Hounds who made it! @ColeMrtz was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

So if Will ever runs out of stuff to do we should just give you all the code for the portal and let you edit it a little.

Ya

Should have held out smh

Can confirm, this is how you vote. I'm not going to read every single comment carefully, so write it like this to catch my attention.

Of course you know this means war.