gorlab

5-1 americans

Draper please rescue me from this hell hole that is Bratislava and reunite me with my real friend, Jaime Hill.

I DECLINE THIS TRADE. I HAD AN NTC CLAUSE IN MY BERN CONTRACT AND HAD NEVER GIVEN PERMISSION FOR THIS TRADE TO GO THROUGH.

kitras don't try to be buddy buddy with me, I know you were fully aware of jala's plans to sabotage my sparkling VHLM season.

inb4 the grader gives me 3/6 for this to rub salt in my wounds.

Why do I constantly get screwed over at every turn in this god-forsaken league?

It is a gradual process. Taking hold not over weeks and months, but years. Decades. Entire lives. The game engraves it's way onto the body. It envelops itself around the soul. Insistently. Excruciatingly. Completely. The Bern Royals and Bratislava Watchmen have begun another arduous pursuit of their leagues ultimate prize. Caught in the animosity between two fierce rivals is one of hockey's next great hopes. Jody 3 Moons has experienced success beyond all expectations in his breakout second VHLM season. After a rookie campaign filled with turbulence both on-and-off the ice, his sophomore performance has silenced all critics and made the VHL universe take note. The sky was the limit for the young Ukrainian-born phenom. He had nowhere to go except right to the very top until he got mixed up with a group he thought he could trust. It might turn out to be his fatal mistake. One of the most popular players in Bern Royals history Spending the first 52 games of Season 40 with his beloved Bern Royals, under new management by a business man known only as 'jaladonair', 3 Moons had firmly planted himself as the most dominant player in the VHLM. He lead the league in points through the first half of the season and is the only player in the top-10 of both the goals and assists categories, underlining his multifaceted and ruthless offensive production. It seemed that he would be a shoe-in for League MVP until the morning of November 1st when news broke that would shock the VHLM and hockey world. In an unprecedented turn of events Jody 3 Moons was traded from Bern to their European rivals the Bratislava Watchmen for a highly-criticized return of a mid-1st round S41 draft pick. The two clubs were entrenched in a war for the 2nd place in Europe and looked destined to meet in a highly-anticipated 1st round playoff grudge match, which is now looking more likely to be a one-sided sweep by the Watchmen. Bern supporters were enraged with the new management's decision to practically throw in the towel on Season 40. Bern boasted a core of blue-chip defencemen in Jaime Hill and Niklas Karlsson who were among the best in the league. They also had a talented young forward in Kyle Kingma who, under the tutelage of 3 Moons, was coming into his own offensively. To add insult to the injury of shipping the league MVP to rival Bratislava, Bern's front-office also decided to trade their #1 defenceman Jaime Hill to their other European rival, the Oslo Storm. Another deal which saw them receive future considerations in return. Jody 3 Moons refused to speak after his final appearance in a Bern uniform 3 Moons has not publicly commented on the situation in Bern but sources close to the player have said that he was not happy with the trade and was especially resentful of the management of both clubs. An error in player registration after the deal resulted in 3 Moons having to miss 4 games, giving his former rivals and new teammates Sachimo Zoidberg and Oskars Harumpf a much-needed, and thoroughly undeserved, boost in the league scoring race. Rumours have erupted that this was done intentionally at the request of both Bratislava and Bern management, as Bern GM jaladonair has been heavily linked with Bratislava superstar Sachimo Zoidberg in the past. Some have even considered that his hiring in Bern was a planned conspiracy to ensure that Zoidberg finishes with a better stat line than 3 Moons, who many consider to be the better player. It is no secret that 3 Moons has been noted to have somewhat of an ego problem and is very likely not pleased at the thought of losing out to players he has, and continues to feel are inferior. Needless to say, adding the superstar talent of Jody 3 Moons has made Bratislava heavy favourites to bring home the Season 40 Founder's Cup. However it is possible that the volatility of the situation, coupled with the ego of 3 Moons, could be a recipe for disaster. League officials have resolved the player registration issue that sidelined hockey's Travis Tritt for 5 games, but there is still a hint of uncertainty in the air, as there has been no confirmation from 3 Moons' camp that he will dawn the jersey of Bratislava. FIN

inb4 Frank inadvertent catches a fade meant for Jardy.

Alright, WHY was my player deleted for an entire 4/5 game sim? Why could I not stay on my previous team OR go to my new team? This was clearly worked by jaladolar to ensure his player beats mine in the scoring race. IDGAF if you plead ignorance, I know exactly what is going on here. I need eaglesfan in here or boubabi or somebody to calm me down before I wig out and Jardy really catches that fade at his university class or day job or wherever I can find him really.

Oh, that day will undoubtedly come eventually.

Do you guys know who OCAirlines is? How old is Victor, for real?

Lunaro such a qt

smh @ only a 1st for the best player in the league

Hill = worth wayyyy more

tf is this??

He retired because he thought he'd eventually have to catch that fade from me.

Yeaaa... Back when I was young, I remember my parents saying they'd get like 100+ kids every year. For the last 5 years, the most I think I've seen is like 40. I think yesterday we had about 25-30 kids total.

I support 701 for gfx grader

smh @ anybody getting the same amount as NYA

Does this have any effect on my ability to wear chancletas?

You ever try an e-cig/vaporizer ? I've been like a half-pack per day smoker for a few years now and I just got my vapor setup going and I've been cig free for 2 days, which ain't shit, but still. It's pretty much a replacement habit but I've found it to be a ton easier than cold turkey would have been.

Prob hit me with a clean right cross that would tuck me in.