dylanjj37

4 minutes ago, Nathan_8 said:

YOU! can be the new AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

 

i accept. thanks for the job.

@CaptainSB has put so much work into this campaign he deserves to go 1oa

10 minutes ago, LucyXpher said:

lol it’s true, you did  

Genuinely, I’ve really enjoyed having you on this team, I hope you come back!

im coming back to take the rest of dogwoods shoes.

4 minutes ago, LucyXpher said:

There was at least one other possible choice you know.  But it was more about legacy anyway, now we can remember you as a legend every season.

 

and thank you for the shoes!  Uhh…. Wait a second, these are not my— 

 

you know what, it’s all good!, I can work with this!

i know there was. i even said there was competition.

 

you're welcome for the shoes.

wow i cant believe i won the bryn yrwy award for returning players that all those other returning players were eligible for. so much competition!

 

ps i have left a pair of shoes in your office @LucyXpher. 

 

pps you may not want to wear them around @dogwoodmaple. he is probably looking for them.

just discovered the marlins already have a gm

 

dont know why @Mysterious_Fish didnt say anything earlier! 

"I heard from my sources that captain Andrew Skilton is leading some kind of cult in Halifax. He and his cult are planning a mutiny to replace Lexie Leitner with the Marauders AGM." - Marlins GM

 

2 minutes ago, LucyXpher said:

Yeah, that sounds good.  We can also throw in Vlasic and Hoffman for good measure... let's just say they're expendable.

expendable???? i thought we were putting in the best of the best!

8 minutes ago, LucyXpher said:

Okay, let's do it.  You know me, I love sharks!

which sharks do you want to put in? obviously sj sharkie but id like to put a vote in for filip zadina too.

2 minutes ago, LucyXpher said:

I'll check with our lawyers, but I think we can get it done

 

they are too busy sorting out @dogwoodmaple to worry about what the rest of us are doing. it will be fine!

8 minutes ago, LucyXpher said:

In the tunnel leading to the rink as you requested

thanks, can we get one from the away teams locker room too but with sharks in?

5 minutes ago, LucyXpher said:

Well, you see, it was kind of an accidental pond.  Repairs will be needed to make it more permanent while also making sure we have a viable ice surface.  Don't worry, Dogwood's paying for it 

where will the pond be?

11 minutes ago, LucyXpher said:

The cost of repairs is coming out of your performance bonuses lol... but I did promise @dylanjj37a frog pond so this actually works for us! 

thanks lucy! but what do you mean repairs????

@Thundermust be taken down

50 minutes ago, Mysterious_Fish said:

why i get pinged, demand refund

hi @Mysterious_Fish no refunds

4 minutes ago, Thunder said:

All that work to get lifetime fan club membership and you turn me down.  What am I going to do now?  

i said you could have membership in exchange for a good article about john season. this is about marlins gm.

1. marlins gm doesnt know any of the players you listed

2. marlins agm is not worried about marlins gm and in fact was recently given a pay rise by marlins gm

3. you keep mentioning everyone going to the juan ceson zoo. the zoo is not in every single city in the world. this is very unreasonable.

4. they do not have lifetime membership passes to the zoo

5. neither do you

6. you also dont have a pass to the juan ceson fan club

Player Information

Username: dylanjj37

Player Name: Marlins GM

Recruited From: Member (MexicanCow)

Age: 47

Position: D

Height: 80 in.

Weight: 250 lbs.

Birthplace: Faroe Islands

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@VHLM GM

18 hours ago, Thunder said:

Thats coming next week.  All about john season

john season doesnt have that long to wait

not enough mention of john season in this article

 

14 hours ago, mmrs617 said:

John Season @dylanjj37 (HFX) - D - Season is a defensive force to be reckoned with. He added +12 to his already outstanding +/- this week.

wow thank you! glad i beat @ace_five_

applied (jk i dont want to fill that last guys shoes, would be way too hard to be as good as him)

also he doesnt change colour hes a real pony

On 4/8/2024 at 4:35 PM, Thunder said:

The Juan Ceson Zoo is home to his pony.

 

this is totally untrue ivan zampony (named after @eagle_3450) is las vegas's zamboni driver and he does not live in a zoo. if any team is going to be rebranded after their zamboni driver it should be the leafs not las vegas

john season has always been suspicious of @dogwoodmaple and will be happy to assist the investigators with any and all inquiries