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    The Chronicles of Juan Ceson

    in Archived Media Spots

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    5 minutes ago, Arce said:

    I did say he demanded to be traded, but was still mad at Saskatoon for trading such a low pick for him. I just started off after Juan's draft year to get closer to Juan's fame in Vegas. A complete biography of Juan's home life and childhood will definitely be needed in the future.

    You missed the start of his career in Vegas though

    The Chronicles of Juan Ceson

    in Archived Media Spots

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    Whilst this is a good overview of Juan's career, Juan would like to offer a word of caution to those who are using this in the future to learn more about the greatest man ever, Juan Ceson. 'The Beginning' is vastly underresearched, having no mention of the first season of Juan's career with Las Vegas and Halifax. It also claims he was unhappy with Saskatoon trading him as they didn't value him when it fact he did not like Saskatoon's former AGM, Bryn Yrwy, who for some reason was always around saying something about Juan selling his house.

    Juan Ceson Fires His Agent

    in VHL.com Articles

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    Yesterday, Juan Ceson fired his long time agent, @Arce. This deeply upset his friend who had worked so hard for Juan’s best interests, helped him sign with his team this season and also started to be an agent for CBBE. However, what RC did not know, is that RC is actually getting promoted and not “fired”. RC is no longer going to just be manager of the Juan Ceson Complex, the group of LVA facilities in Las Vegas where Mandalay Bay once stood. Instead, RC will now be promoted to Chief Operating Officer of the Juan Ceson Co. and will have many more duties than simply running the hotel and being Juan’s agent. RC will now be responsible for things like building Billy bookcases for people who buy them from Juan’s furniture store Ikea and also for arresting people who break the laws Juan makes in Sweden. The chief duty of the COO, however, will be as security for Juan’s new magical forest which has already been destroyed once. RC will prevent people like Las Vegas management from entering the forest and will also be looking after Juan’s dragon sanctuary which has been relocated there and helping raise the baby dragons that Juan has taken into his care. Hopefully, RC will be happy with this promotion.

    Las Vegas Aces Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

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    1) Juan has been very silent about where he’s going to sign, do you want Juan to sign with Vegas?

     

    No. I think that is a terrible idea. I hope he goes somewhere else and we don't have to put up with him.

     

    2) What lineup do you think you’ll play in 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th?

     

    I will be on all the lines because I am the best player on the team.

     

    3) Which VHLM team do you think are our rivals?

     

    All of the other teams are our rivals. There are no friends in professional sports.

     

    4) What team do you think will be the hardest to beat this season, why?

     

    None of the teams will be hard to beat. We are the best team there is.

     

    5) What team do you think we’ll do the best against, why?

     

    We are going to win every single game so we will be best against all the teams.

     

    6) If you could dis-invent one thing, what would it be?

     

    I would dis-invent the E since it is the worst invention ever.

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