SweatyBeaver

1.) Last week the Wolves have continued there strong offensive output with star winger Gregg Stallion being named as one of the VHL 3 stars of the week with 5 Goals and an assist. What is it that’s so special about Gregg @SweatyBeaver? The only reason I have been able to thrive this season is because if this incredible team that is around me, they elevate my game so much 2.) This is a extremely stressful time of year , school, financial, midseason, trade deadline, and the holidays ! What do you like most and least about this time of year? I dislike having to travel in the winter but I love getting to see and spend time with my family 3.) If you could make a dream line of past or present VHL players who would they be ? Just throw the entire wolves line up in there, they are all legends 4.) Have you looked into the S76 VHL draft pool ? Any players standout to you ? I have been really focused on this season, I am sure once the season ends I will look but for now I haven't had a chance 5.) Which user on the Wolves do you most look forward to reading their weekly articles or Media spots/Graphics ? King always writes some incredible stuff that I love to read 6.) If this season was a Novel , what would the Title be ? A Winter of Wolves

What do you personally bring to the table as in the LR and do you see yourself as a positive energy and good LR teammate ? -I am not the biggest talker for sure but I like t pop in every now and then make a joke or a comment then peace out With the trade deadline looming and the Wolves sitting in the middle of the pack, where do you see the Wolves on trade deadline day, buyers ? sellers ? Keep the roster the way it is? -I trust our gm, he built this team into a champion and I am confident he will know how to keep it as one How do you feel playing against Emi now when we play the Titans next , has Rune earned herself the title of now a lifelong nemesis and creating a bigger rivalry between VAN and HSK ? -I don't know the full details around what happened so I wouldn't say nemesis. I am looking forward to playing her though because I am sure we can have fun throwing checks then getting a beer after Who do you believe has been the most improved player so far this season ? -I think King went from struggling rookie to a star in his sophomore season, man doesn't believe in the sophomore slump Are you a user that ever checks in on our teams prospects and the VHLM or are you straight focused on the task at hand in Vancouver and the VHL ? -Not really, I just go off word of mouth and am excited whenever a new face joins us The Wolves are already the youngest roster in the VHL with only 2 players from before (S72) their draft pick cupboards are stocked as well, what do the Wolves need to do to get back to the Continental Cup final ? -I think we need to buy into a team first mentality, a lot of star players can create people with a me first attitude but to win we have to be willing to play whatever role necessary

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My bad, I will take Ziarie Anigbogu @fishy

Who is on the cover for this year's version of the VHL game made by EA? and does this cause the team to have the dreaded curse? --Give it to Jeff Downey as the big playoff hero, that way the curse is on Chicago and not us What player do you expect to have the most improved season this year? --It's cheesy to say myself but considering the start I have had and the improvement in Stallion's game I think it is great What is the one thing you wish you could change about the league? --I wish that alcohol was permitted in the water bottles, I play better that way What is the most important stat for you this season? --At this stage it is points, I am on the first line and my job is to get the pucks in the net What player would you go out partying with? Why? --I only party alone because everyone passes out too fast Who is the quietest player on the team and why? --Probably one of bench warmers who is there just watching

F-Guy Lesieur @Renomitsu

F-Gregg Stallion @Syzygy

D-Latrell Mitchell @Renomitsu

G-Jacques Lafontaine @Syzygy

1) Who do you think the breakout start for this coming season will be? -I dont think people should be sleeping on any of our sophomore players, they are future wolves legends and I see several of them reaching new heights this season2) Who will be this seasons Rookie of the Year? -Someone who is on the wolves or wishes they were on the wolves3) Who do you think will make the best captain in the future? -Spyro for now, then Su, Adrienne and Thightrap after Spyro retires4) You're down a 2 goals with 3 minutes left on the clock. Do you pull the goalie or wait and see? -You pull the goalie and do whatever you can to give your team a chance5) If we had to change from the wolves but stay in vancouver what would a good idea for a new name? -To avoid any offence the Vancouver Hockey Team sounds safe and I am sure no one would ever make fun of a name that safe ever6) Who is your favourite Wolf and why? -The mirror, everyime I see I am reminded how awesome I am

Oops my bad, D-Odin Omdahl

F-Patrick Tallinder @Syzygy

1) How do you think we did in the draft? -Considering the picks we had I think we picked up some guys who have a high ceiling and can contribute well 2) we traded out Downey this season. Do you think that's going to hurt us? -Losing a player of Downey's caliber will always hurt, hopefully our young defense will step up and take the load that Downey shouldered 3) Do you think we're in with a change for a repeat? -Of course, last season we were not expected to win, now the pressure and spotlight is on, time to prove we are a top team 4) What is one stat you're looking to improve this season? -I'd say assists, I hit 30 goals last season and I hope to do the same again, I need to do my part in helping my team score 5) It's one of your teammates birthday soon and you're tasked with planning a party. What do you do? -Whisky, Scotch, Tequila, Brandy, Rum ETC. That is all you need and from there you make your own fun 6) You're given a do over of any trade made is history. Is there any trade you'd like to take back? -I think I will save that power until I'm traded one day haha

Put me in coach

So it begins

1) We made it to the finals! What do you think we can do to make sure we come out as champions! -Don't get nervous, remain confident and play the best hockey we can 2)Who do you think is going to be the MVP of this coming series? -Downey had that incredible hattrick so it has to be him 3)Who has been the MVP of the entire Playoffs so far? -Downey has been lights out and is only a point behind the team lead in points as a defensemen 4) Who would you say is the rookie of the year candidate? -Norberg for sure, he did not get the pristine playing time that rookies on bad teams got and still dominated 5) What should we do to continue building on this? Dont disrupt the status quo, we have made the right team now we work to keep it all together 6) Should we do team based awards? -I think that could be a lot of fun

1) What's everyone playing on bus journeys between games? -Mini sticks in between the aisles of the bus, gotta stay practiced 2) Who is the person paying for the team meal next? -Whoever get the worst plus/minus 3) What do you think we will do next season? -I honestly am not thinking about net season as we close this one out but I guess I'd hope for more of the same as this year 4) If you had to enter a celebrity boxing match against another member in the league who would it be against? -Someone that I could beat and not get humiliated again, so maybe a prospect 5) Should we get a team pet? -I mean we are the wolves so I think that's a given 6) Do you think anyone will be leaving this off-season? -I really hope not, we are strong team but I get that this is still a business that will do whatever necessary to win

1) What's the plan for your player going forward? I want to grow in my finesse with the puck and be more elusive and better positioned, I can shoot well but if I am in garbage spots those shots mean nothing 2) If you was to make a show using players on the team who'd be in it and what kind of show would it be? Honestly with how crazy and wild this group is I think it should just be a reality show 3) what kind of music do you use to pump yourself up before the game. Usually massive orchestra, get me in the zone 4) the season is nearly over. What do you expect for your point totals? I wish I could have done better but reaching 30 goals is nothing to be ashamed of 5) How do you expect us to do in the playoffs? We have a really special team, grab your lifejackets because we are going deep 6) Is their anything you miss about minors? The rules concerning alcohol were a lot more lax so that was nice

1) We're getting near the trade deadline and we're in a good spot for the playoffs. So what is one type of player we should look into bringing in to make us surefire contenders? Do we even need to bring anyone in? -I honestly do not think we need anyone else, we are already pretty full up and battling for ice time 2) If you could upgrade one stat by 10 points what would it be and why? -I would throw scoring up from 99 to 109 for sure, break the system 3) Do you think your player is playing to the best of their ability? Why is this? -I have been pointless for the last 10 games so definitely not, it's been a rough patch 4) What is something you got to learn as soon as you joined the league? -Defense trumps over everything, if you are to be a good player you need to defend 5) Are you looking forward to the off-season? -Only if it is an after party for winning the cup 6) Do you think we should expand in the future to new territories such as asia? -If Asia has some great alcohol I am so down

1) Who's equipment smells the worst? Easily Griff's. I don't think that they have ever been cleaned before, it just sits in his stall waiting for the next game 2) who's the most likely to get lost on a road trip? Me if there are bars around with somewhat cheap alcohol in them 3) Who's the biggest Nerd on the team? Emi for sure, I have seen her jersey and team concepts, big brain 4) who's the most likely to become a politician on the team? Su because he is great and if I am willing to follow and listen to him almost anybody should be able to 5) What show do you binge watch on long flights? Real housewives of Beverly hills, love that stuff it really clears my mind and helps pass the time 6) What do you do the celebrate a win? With what else? litres and litres of alcohol and nights of reckless and irresponsible partying

Gregg Stallion’s life revolves around two things: hockey and alcohol. When he isn’t playing hockey, he is drinking something alcoholic. When he is not drinking alcohol that must mean he is doing something hockey related. This goes beyond the day and into the night where these two passions permeate every essence of him even in his dreams. One such night Stallion dreamed about a team. A dream team if you will and on that team was a cast of characters that encompassed his two passions in life. Stallion dreamed about a team, The Booze Valley Pale Whales. They were coached by the legendary Captain Morgan who had led many other teams in the Alcohol Hockey League (AHL) to the glory of the Golden Pint. After years of a frustrating rebuild Stallion dreamed as the team dominated the season and the finally were able to win the coveted Golden Pint. This team featured some of the top players in the league’s history coming together to form the great team that the league had ever seen. From the beginning they were the favorites and while the path was not smooth, but rather bitter they emerged victorious against the rival Whisky River Shots. The stars of Gregg Stallion’s new favorite team were as follows. Center: Mart Eenie. The classy gentlemen of the team, he is known to be an avoider of fights rather than an instigator and lead the team with poise and respect. He was the easy choice for the league’s most valuable patron and from the start of the season to the end he completely dominated the league leading in both chugs and downs. Right Wing: Brew Jackman. During the offseason, the team lacked a top winger that could play alongside Eenie and made a huge offseason splash in acquiring Jackman to play alongside Eenie. Jackman immediately found instant chemistry with Eenie and they became one of the deadliest duos in the entire league. Goalies would blackout in fear at seeing the two stars skating towards them. Left Wing: Ale Pacino. A top line in the AHL is not complete without someone who can clear a bar with their fists and Pacino certainly brought that for the Pale Whales. He dominated the league being the only person to reach triple digits in non-alcohol induced blackouts. While physically he dominated he also played a vital role on the top line with Eenie and Jackman and would stand in front of the net just like the legendary Corey Perrier of the now defunct NAHL (Non-Alcoholic Hockey League.) Defense: Scotch Meadermayer. The team’s heroic captain, one of the grizzled veterans of the league who was nearing the end of his career and still desperately chasing after the Golden Pint. While many players had left the Pale Whales during the many difficult seasons the team had in the rebuild. Meadermayer stayed with them, endearing himself to the fans and organization. Many tears were wept when the team captain skated to commissioner Brandy Porter and lifted the Golden Pint amid the crowd chanting ‘Scotch! Scotch!’ Defense: Ruman Broski. Broski brought the fun to the team and was well known for his weird sense of style and love of practical jokes. He was the leagues top offensive defensemen by a mile and formed a near unstoppable tandem with Meadermayer. He hosted the Pale Whales after party when the team won the Golden Pint and even weeks after the party some people are still hung over. Goaltender: Arnold ‘The Keg’ Schwarzenkegger. Throughout the entire season nothing could stop the hulking behemoth that was in the Pale Whales net. The Keg lead the league in Teetotalers forcing team to leave the game without getting a single chug against him. He was the first goalie to ever win the Tee Kila Memorial award in a unanimous vote. Now, every night that Gregg Stallion goes to bed he is excited to dream about his favorite dream team and root from them throughout the night to win another Golden Pint.

Coming to a theatre near you: The story of a man whose blood alcohol concentration is consistently hovering at the .60% mark. A man who defied every obstacle put in his way by an oppressive society who wished to hide his talent. A man who would single-handedly unite a nation and tear down all barriers that divided people. The Revolution on Ice. The Story of Gregg Stallion. (Written and Directed by Gregg Stallion.) Set in a dystopian Belgium where everyone must farm flaxseed or die. One man would dare to question the authority of this corrupt government. His name is Gregg Stallion (Dwayne Johnson with a wig and horrible accent) and together with a mysterious agent who has no character development other than to be his love interest. (Some attractive woman who would look great on a poster) They will be thrust into a world of intrigue and deceit as they work to take down the evil ruler of Belgium (Betty White.) Gregg Stallion is a farmer like everyone else in this dystopian Belgium but one day a helicopter containing agent Ruby Soleil crashes into his field. Despite clearly being a highly capable agent Ruby does nothing except need Gregg Stallion’s heroic help to help her escape from the evil Queen Marie Antoinetty (original character.) Ruby takes Gregg to the secret base of the resistance who have realized that there is more to life than just growing flax. The resistance is lead by Commander Bradley “Brad” Bradshaw (Danny DeVito) a grizzled war vet missing an entire quarter of his face. Brad tells Gregg that for some reason he is now the resistance’s only hope and he will be sent on a daring mission with Ruby even though there is clearly no chemistry between them asides from being the male and female leads. Surrounding Belgium is a forcefield and thousands of kilometers of ice trapping the inhabitants and it just so conveniently happens that Gregg’s great grandfather taught him how to skate before he was executed in front of Gregg (very emotional flashback.) Gregg and Ruby will skate over the ice to reach the forcefield control center and take down the forcefield allowing the people to escape. A lot of explosions and quips occur until the forcefield is destroyed. Gregg and Ruby return and together with Brad create skates for all the oppressed Belgian people and teach them to skate in underground arenas. The evil government has tried its bust to quell the rebellion, but it could not stop Gregg and through he has become the face of the rebellion despite only just joining. Gregg and Ruby kiss out of nowhere and then it is the finale. All of Belgium rises and puts on their skates in a desperate attempt to escape. Queen Marie executes Brad on TV in a last-minute attempt to scare the rebels. But it is too late as Gregg leads the escape from the one-dimensional villainess. Many die in the escape as they are shot at from helicopters and snowmobiles from the government agents until finally, they make it to the edge of the free land of Estonia. During the escape, Gregg and Marie have an intense fight in which all of the sudden Gregg is hopelessly weak against a foe he should beat in order to up the intensity. When all seems lost Ruby shoots Marie but it is done in a way where you don’t know who shot the gun and who has just been shot even though anyone over the age of 5 knows the villain got shot. Ruby and Gregg once again kiss as the music swells and explosions erupt way too close to them but they do not care. Gregg saves Belgium and is immortalized as the hero and receives all the credit and is super popular and can drink all the whisky that he wants. The End. Gregg Stallion’s movie ended up on the Hulu streaming service and was the first movie to receive a negative rating on Rotten Tomatoes who states; “As if 2020 was not bad enough we have this putrid, revolting and insulting movie made by someone who is way too in love with themselves.” Despite the negative reviews it has done well because of their being nothing to watch and Stallion has announced that he is writing a sequel called; 2 Gregg 2 Stallion. He hopes to introduce the Stallionverse by the end of it.