OrbitingDeath

Pokeball on onix, continue with great ball. If fails, machop attacks it with low kick Gyarados attacks the lvl 16 machop with hurricanes Action 3 work Action 4 work Buy bike Action 5: explore route 1 (assuming enough money for bike)

Pokeballs on machop lv 18, continue with great balls

Action 1 work, buy 5 great balls Action 2 explore mount moon

Pikachu attacks poliwag lvl 14 with thundershock If he faints, charmeleon attacks him with slash Action 4: Give magikarp a rare candy Work for money as im a victim of euro timezones

Pikachu attacks poliwag lvl 18 with thundershock

Catch Magikarp with pokeballs

Buy fishing rod Buy 5 pokeballs Action 3: Fishing

Catch Pikachu with pokeballs Catch Meowth with pokeballs Battle bellsprout with only ember

Work - buy 4 pokeballs - Explore route 1

You will be a bear

Glad for you that Paard isn't your real last name.

Blink 182 mashup as a player? Instantly thought of Tom DeLonge and Mark Hoppus seeing this name

So no lying here if you're a bad guy right? If so, sign me up

Ignore the different Idaho costume, but in honor of this vhl.com he had this painting made.

The Frenchman Junior Review The Frenchman, also named Serge does not have a last name. He does not know who his parents are, so all his friends usually just call him Frenchie. Most would say the age of 30 is a bit old to start out as a junior player in a league as the VHLM, but it’s not like The Frenchman had anything else to do this summer. But how exactly does a 30 year old men end up playing hockey? The story of the frenchman started when he was young. Being placed in a foster care system, never knowing who his parents were or where he came from, he just depended on himself a lot. Living in the streets of paris he mostly started gaining his money from penny crimes. Stealing food to survive and from there on, he moved his way up in the criminal circuit. Gun runner, bank robber, some companies actually are calling him a terrorist, but we know that’s a lie as he was amnastiated by the CIA. Yes, the frenchman is known by the american goverment agencies. As he moved to North America in his early twenties, he started to settle there. But now he no longer is active in the criminal circuit, he needed to find a new source from income. After seeing how much money hockey players make, the choice for him was easy. He would just have to learn how to skate and bang in a few pucks, and things would work out for him. But thing’s arent as easy at it seems, he tried out in several professional hockey leagues. But no one would take an older player who had never skated before in his life. So while The Frenchman kept looking for other options, he ran into Duncan Idaho, who some of you might recognize. Being a smooth talker, The Frenchman told him about his history, told him about his plans and asked if Idaho could arrange something. So Idaho brought The Frenchman in contact with the general manager of the Las Vegas Aces, who Idaho knew from hanging around in Moscow. Go talk to that guy, he will hook you up. And that wasn’t a lie, without even asking if Frenchie knew how to skate, they offered him a waiver contract, a chance to proof himself worthy of being drafted in the upcoming season. The Frenchman, thankful for the chance knows he has to work hard to reach these millions, but a guy who has trafficked guns, has been for hotter fires in his life, so he knows he has it in him to succeed.

Duncan Idaho is the most hitted player this season in this league, and I believe Druss is the main cause for this. Thanks for a nice rivalry @animal74 hope retirement treats you well

Even the bots.

Just minutes after declaring for the Season 86 VHL Draft, the current VHLM leaders the Las Vegas Aces made a swift move to get The Frenchman on their roster to center their third line. While Shindigs offered the deal in french, that was not all he did. He also arranged the Las Vegas Eiffel tower to show the three colors of the french flag while being on a voice call with the frenchman to iron out the last details. The las vegas aces are currently in first place and were looking for a center to fill out their forward line up, so the decleration of Serge (which is the frenchman's actual name) came as a gods gift to them. For now The Frenchman will center the third line and get some more minutes on their powerplay. The latter coming as a surprise, as he did not expect to actually have that much chances on gametime, he just wanted to play for the top dogs. But the signing did not happen as easily as it looked on the outside. It was a heated negotiation between @Shindigs and The Frenchman. As the frenchman actually lost his discipline in a moment when the Las Vegas manager told him what was expected and that he had to report for practice immediatly after signing there. So a lot of french cursewords flew to the room, as he figured he had atleast one more day off. The Frenchman just kept going and it lasted until shindigs raised his voice: "You shut your fucking cake hole, Frenchie." To which he replied: "No, my cake hole will remain open! You will never command me again. I am done with your cruelty. Shindigs: Okay, Frenchie... Frenchie: I deserve respect! And we all deserve paid vacation days and a dental plan! Shindigs: We-we-we heard you. We will get it done. And this is how Las Vegas signed The Frenchman. And gave the entire team vacation days and dental plans.

Thanks for your message, but I'm going with the Aces

#OhNoItsMoreNepotism

New player, new sig! Thanks to @STZ for the collab on this.

Player Information Username: OrbitingDeath Player Name: The Frenchman Recruited From: Returning Age: 30 Position: C Height: 71 in. Weight: 170 lbs. Birthplace: France Player Page @VHLM GM

This is my first player without one, in a league with this amount of teams it was bound to happen.

3rd in all time tpe, we had a good run

Holy shit, Warlock made the list. So @Beavisswas right drafting me after all. Even if i told him warlock would be horrible as i wasnt going to be as active. Turns out the rest was worse. my apologies beaviss, you were right after all.