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With the off season pretty much here Tzesar gets interviewed while in the locker room getting ready for practice, he didn't really like this interview as much because Malmo didn't get deep into the playoffs, but he didn't want to ignore them either, so the interview begins. Tzesar! we got tons of more questions for Ya and about the team let's begin, so Tzesar you and Malmo didn't go as far as you expected do you blame anyone for this?" To be honest I blame myself Davos goaltending was just beating us in all ways even I got caught up with it I feel like I didn't try hard enough to win I wish I had been more into the mindset of not letting anything in, max and Shaw tried their best but when the goaltender stops trying you lose no matter what not everyone will agree but I understand I didn't do enough for this team." well, that's a big speech to give a key thing for goaltenders is to be honest but anyway next question, this will just be the fun question who are like the most serious players and who are the most laid-back silly?" well first we got Igor he is like an army captain training us for war very serious jokes don't even phase the man he is scary, then we got max he has humor but still is very serious I swear Igor and max are best friends never laugh and are the first ones to get to practice yelling at everyone who just 2 minutes late, but then we got me I'm like a mixture I laugh and can make good jokes but when is the time I'm serious then we got the goof ball of the group dabnad Shaw he is just a clown in the locker room plus makes jokes during practice man made a joke during games but hey he raises the morale of the team by a lot but I appreciate them all." now a very serious question Tzesar are you scared that in a few seasons you have to retire because of your age?" I think about it sometimes, but I really don't focus on it every player knows one day it's their final day, but I still got some seasons left to play I might be getting old, but I'm not out just yet but really players like me got to worry about injuries and all that because we are facing young ones." anyways back to fun your old pal from Mexico Ronan Lavelle has won a cup with DC how do you think about this?" well one I congratulate him just like in Mexico he worked hard to win good teammate no wonder why he won a cup I even see him winning another one his skills are unmatched I'm really happy one of the 3 musketeers got a cup we had fun in the M and we still do but now it's me and dabnad turn to get one with Malmo and to make sure the 3 musketeers go down in history as one of the best friend groups in the VHL." Do you plan to train for the majority of the off season?" yes, I do I wanna be one of the best goalies in Malmo and vhl history and hard work lets me get that title but anyway Igor is yelling at me to go train see ya!" Bye Tzesar" (Believe it or not i wrote all of this one handed since i broke my knuckle also all the mentions @Arce @Dabnad @Dom @Stevei think thats all) Words: 577 good for two weeks! and sba anyway see ya till i make a new one

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Claiming for the second time 17/10/23

I fucked it up and idk how to fix it so uhh Player name: Boris Tzesar Player render: Carey price or Patrick Roy Team: Malmo Nighthawks

Boris Tzesar is a goaltender for the Malmo Nighthawks and has been for two seasons and he has racked up tons of saves and a couple shutouts he has said before that he wanted to stay in Malmo till, he retires he had seen the team changed over the seasons he has seen a team going through bad games to a team maybe hitting a playoff spot at the end of the season he has seen another legend retire a good teammate Druss. "Boris Tzesar what do you think about Druss Deathwalker retiring last season? and being considered one of the old players aka veteran on the team?" " Well, it's sad to see one of my best friends leave the team but it was last season, so I have gotten over it but being named the veteran of a team is like being the leader of course I wear A but being the veteran just feels like you're the father of the team" " Are you impressed disappointed or happy with the team's performance over this season?" " y'know I think we can do better it just leads on defense Dabnaw needs a bit of talking so I'm gonna go teach him the ways of the puck but joking aside I'm happy with what we have done we have the teammates to become contenders in a few years if I can hit the 0.930% then that can also help, we are just a season away from winning a cup and Malmo will be a feared team next season" " Why do you believe that Malmo will be contender's next season? is it a new game plan or massive line change?" " Well one our defense just a need a bit of training if we can make them better I 100% think we can be better same with our offense just 1 season of training and we can be way better plus our lines are quite good I won't tell the boss secret but yea that's why I believe we will be contenders" "Good answer but anyway big question next season when the trade deadline is over do you want to be traded?" "Like I've said before I don't want to be traded, I want to stay in Malmo and retire in Malmo but maybe if I'm at my last season before I retire, and Malmo still didn't win a cup I might get traded but I'm thinking about that since I want to be loyal, I like staying in one place and work my heart out to make sure I was worth it to the team that traded for me or picked me like how I worked hard in Rome and won a cup there but I want a vhl cup a big leagues cup but I don't think I have to move teams seeing how Malmo is becoming a competitor" " Alright that's it Tzesar good luck being the old man on the team and good luck to Malmo" " Wait did you just call me old-"

HC Davo Dynamo ( @Thunder ) Jake Thunder well from the start great passer with 68 assists with good +/- and tons of hits with 192 hits a few goals as well so this player can be quite the trouble on defense and offense which is a perfect dman they can always cause problems for the opposing team which is a great thing to have in your arsenal but then you see their shots block which is really good it's easy to see why this team is doing so well for this season they got amazing defense and offense and this guy brings out the defense in the best way possible. Calgary Wranglers ( @Rhynex Entertainment ) AirRig GoodBrandSun to begin he takes a lot of shots which means his opposing team will have trouble but that doesn't mean he selfish take a good look at his assists so basically Albert Einstein with that hockey IQ plus tons of shots blocked and hits meaning he is a wrecker for any team going against him to be honest kind of scared of him but thank God I don't play defense or forward because I would probably beaten up by this man but anyway amazing +/- 22 goals and 62 assists is a hard thing to get so the fact he has gotten this many points is quite amazing. Helsinki Titans ( @AW13 ) Deron Nesbitt well, the only dman on this team but he doesn't disappoint with a racking 207 in this season alone plus 201 shots blocked Jesus a little bit of scoring with that amazing defense with 8 goals and 31 assists but with a tough 154 penalty minutes but not a bad +/- if this player keeps updating good well this might be a new HOF. Chicago Phoenix ( @Shindigs ) Bo Johansson shindigs damn shindigs a player I know well but anyway amazing point scoring amazing passing abilities to get 59 assists shot blocking and hits are also there with a decent +/- also taking tons of good shots but he is quite well on the powerplay which is a good thing to have in your belt the penalty minutes are quite low, so Johansson is pretty much the word perfect dman he has the offense skills and defense. London United ( @MexicanCow123 ) Jerome Reinhart well for a dman that's a ton of shots in total like 344 which is nothing bad an offensive dman is still a pretty good thing to have on a team also a bit of a powerplay being with 10 goals and decent shot blocks and hits tons of assists showing his passing IQ to the world but for the penalty minutes its quite high compared to the others, but anyway he still became out on top from the rest of his gang. D.C Dragons ( @v.2 ) Tui Sova well from what I saw at the player page this man got tons of Tpe literally 3 times but let's get my lazy ass off the topic a good amount of hits and about 130 shots blocked which is great almost hitting the 90-point margin probably can hit it by the end of the season guessing penalty minutes are also a bit of an issue, but it isn't in the hundreds, really good +/- all around a really good player but he is retiring so maybe he can hit a career high before he goes to the retirement home. Malmo Nighthawks ( @Steve ) Max Torq a shot maker for sure but also a good passer with that many assists but a fair enough of goals from the powerplay good number of shots blocked penalty minutes are quite low which is always a good thing I'm also slightly...just a bit being biased since he is on my team meaning yknow I'm kind of favoriting him more than everyone else sue me, anyway another good player but just saying max please hit more forwards coming to the net so I get scored on less please and thank you. Los Angeles Stars ( @Berocka ) a good hitter and a good blocker sounds like a violent basketball game but that's the stats I would be scared but you can't hit goalies so thank God or my bones would be dust decent number of shots decent number of goals good amount of assists another player where he plays like an average D which is good get points make sure your goalie gets a break all that decent player welp that's it folks! haven't done an article in about 3 or 4 seasons so enjoy this half bad article TA TA words: 693

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1. well for me being offline that entire season (which sucks) uhh this season was great at the start 2. uhh well maybe some more defensivemen and a couple of forwards 3. uhh i didnt check it out yet 4. basketball, i enjoy hockey because its so competitive in basketball you can get like 50 points in 30 minutes but in hockey getting a goal is difficult you gotta fight the defense then the goalie which is the single reason why a goal is hard to get 5. uhh playing as a center in basketball im like 5'6 but i can dunk so that surpirsed me 6. fuck that beans are shit

Press Conference! (answer 3 questions = 1 tpe answer 6 = 2 tpe) Do you have any recommendations for the GM or the AGM? How many losses and wins will LA get? What is your favorite season? (fall, winter etc?) With how many draft picks LA got this season, how long do you think the rebuild will take? Who are ya cheering for in the NBA playoffs? I was for Toronto but that went down badly Which is better, tea or coffee?

1. tbh i think my player needs to start saving more..which is kinda impossible you just gotta beg sths to be nice 2. Well 1 he is an amazing defensemen and good job man 3. some forwards and maybe a tiny bit of defense 4. uhh good i didnt know you even left but uhh welcome back! 5. wonder pets best shit ever 6. neither that shit sucks coffee taste like ass and hot chocolate is just ew

Press Conference! (answer 3 questions = 1 tpe answer 6 = 2 tpe) Do you like the LA logo? I think its kool Do you think that your player is doing good or underperforming? Which one is better: pancakes or waffles? What are your point goals for this season? In school which one of your classes did you like the most Whos your favorite NHL player?