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You don't know what you're missing Ivo! You can borrow my enigma machine to help decipher it if you like.

Titles are earned not given.

Snickers or 100 Grand.

Interesting. Good work SS91

That 1st period PP. Good game Tommy.

That Luongo version 2 is pretty cool. Nice work man.

the 401K award for player who should just retire.

I would like Victor to voice my eulogy when I depart this world.

As a former Man Utd player, I blame him for everything.

The Areola award for most breasts posted in a season.

An aging Dwight Yorke, Shinji Ono and Del Piero hardly make a dent in the player dilution pool, but I see your point. Australia doesn't have the financial grunt to attract players still close to good, it's more of a "come here and help develop a new league" type thing. Del Piero and Ono were helpful, but Dwight Yorke just wanted to bang chicks and hit the clubs. His nickname was "All-night Dwight".

Is your case of canine flu cleared up and actually, how is the dog? Is Odin really one of your celebrity crushes(KT is def on my list)? Where can I send you a wedding gift? Speaking of the wedding, I propose a VHL guard of honor at the ceremony.....you know you'd love it. Is there anything that anyone can do to retain your legend in the VHL with another player after KT?

It's all I have man.

Good read.

Nice win guys and thanks for the game Cologne.

I'd say it's real good

I actually listened to all of it, as I was determined to try and make out whatever I could of Victors voice. I must say, the highlight was Victor's "Boom's one season cameo" comment. Obviously

Nice to see a new member getting a sig so quickly.

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Victor's sexy anglo-latvian accent ruined!

Good result. 1 shot though? Ewww.