7'4. Probably get more chicks that way.
Blind if I could become the Daredevil. I guess deaf otherwise, although I already have kinda shitty hearing and it sucks dick.
Third arm. That way I could conceal it and constantly masturbate without anyone knowing.
Definitely wedding. I know I'd be dead and all, but no one at a funeral is profoundly sad.
Take it easy, Satan.
100% fuck that dog.
100% kill Harambe, fuck that guy and fuck that meme.