Pifferfish

@Sullvinoit's so formal then, "nice penalty bitch" idk if I'm just zooted or that is actually just very funny lol

@Mintgotta have a smoke effect on this one for the most zooted player in the M!

Somebody block a damn shot for this mans, jfc... 60 shots against for @aimkin ... TENO finna go to the ICU for internal bleeding after the playoffs from this series. Holy moly

Listen here wise guy... Idk. I'm dumb lol

Still should be easier to find lol, so valid rant

wait.. anyone can do this...??? and how big is this ass? 1000 words?

@jacobcarson877what is this thread? inform me

thx bed... aprreciate the support from up Halifax way

45. Lampi SZN is the postseason, get at me. 46. Lighting that Lamp so damn much! 47. Pretty shit ngl, vet move to pace himself for the post. 48. Lindbergh is a killer, we gonna have to beat him twice at least it feels like to win 50. The second he landed in Seattle, the laws are alot more tame on the MJ than in Philly. It's the reason he started the career slow, was zooted all of year 1. 54. I think the obvious selection is @badcolethetitan bc #blameCole.

36. More VHLM GM players is gooder, gotta get Yasilievich now @badcolethetitan lol 37. He got bored of not playing lol, dude is AWOL 38. I choose Derek... Pretty sure he always wins so. 39. The nephew of the Commish left a flaming bag of shit on all their doorsteps, if you consider that a gift. 40. Obviously great ... Top seed in the conference. 41. Teddy Bears with the logo....

Philadelphia Times Philadelphia, PA - By Todd Ripley May 21, 2023 In a thrilling showdown between the Philadelphia Reapers and the favored Mississauga Hounds in the VHLM semifinals, the Reapers defied the odds and completed a remarkable comeback to secure their place in the finals. Trailing 3-2 in the best-of-seven series, the Reapers showcased outstanding performances from goaltender Jeffery Blake and star forwards LeBen Aky and Anthony Simmons to clinch the victory. Throughout the nail-biting series, the Philadelphia Reapers faced an uphill battle against the Mississauga Hounds, who were considered the favorites. However, the Reapers refused to back down, displaying remarkable resilience and determination. With the series on the line, they delivered exceptional performances in Games 6 and 7 to turn the tide in their favor. In the crucial games, goaltender Jeffery Blake proved to be the backbone of the Philadelphia Reapers. His impressive save percentage of .929 demonstrated his outstanding skill and composure under pressure. Blake's exceptional saves kept the Reapers in the game, frustrating the Mississauga Hounds' offensive efforts and providing a solid foundation for the team's comeback. The Reapers' star forwards, LeBen Aky and Anthony Simmons, were instrumental in the team's triumph. Aky showcased his scoring prowess by netting crucial goals in both Game 6 and Game 7, inspiring his teammates with his offensive brilliance. Simmons, on the other hand, delivered a stunning performance in Game 7, scoring two goals that proved to be the difference-maker. Their exceptional contributions demonstrated their ability to perform under pressure and lead the team to victory. In a crucial moment during Game 6, Eric Queefson, a key player for the Reapers, stepped up when it mattered most. Shortly into the overtime period, following a Mississauga penalty, Queefson unleashed a powerful shot that found the back of the net, securing a thrilling victory for the Philadelphia Reapers. His clutch performance ignited the team and set the stage for their ultimate triumph. The Mississauga Hounds displayed their talent and determination throughout the series. Goaltender Jonny Elgar showcased his skill between the pipes, making critical saves to keep his team in contention. Forward Austin Goulet's offensive prowess tested the Reapers' defense, while defenseman Reginald Dodo exhibited his strength and skill on the blue line. Although falling short in the series, the Hounds' players demonstrated their worth and left an impression on the competition. After the Game 7 victory, our reporters caught up with Reapers' Head Coach and General Manager Woody Dickerson for a comment: "Our team showed tremendous resilience and belief in themselves tonight. We never gave up, and that's what ultimately led us to this incredible victory." The Philadelphia Reapers' remarkable comeback against the Mississauga Hounds in the VHLM semifinals will go down in history as a display of unwavering determination and exceptional performances. With outstanding contributions from Jeffery Blake, LeBen Aky, Anthony Simmons, and Eric Queefson, the Reapers secured their spot in the finals against the waiting Mexico City Kings, defying expectations and capturing the hearts of fans. Will they be able to slay Kings and once again secure victory when it's least expected? 506 Words

@Triller you make me so happy and sad at the same time. I'm a talentless hack, you are too good for this world...

Congrats on college stuff!!!! I'm an underachiever so Im not in college lol, that's great to hear!!!

Don't worry buddy. We will get a full season of the King in net in S89! Cup Bound! Cup Bound!

@JCVgoated reaper alumni, what's up!!

@twists

@nurx I think honestly the record doesn't do my team justice. After the TDL we had the best record in the league I'm pretty sure, and we have 4 100+ TPE D-Men, huge advantage compared to your team with it's 2 very late additions to the D-core. Overall the Pope is a shoe in for Dman of the year and it isn't close. I also probably think he is the regular season MVP. Draft this man first overall!!!!

Applying

Tyler Swift was a +61?!?! Typo maybe. Also going to be tough against HFX. They got 2 more Dmen and Paard back right before the post season.

Is possible to get like a 1-5 hour warning before Sims. I'm potentially going to have to temporarily swap AGMs to get slight lineup changes in but I could potentially be okay to do them myself.

New favorite name. Quack, quack, quack!

@Starchychaff

AGM pls @Alex

Love it though.

Not to be that guy. But San Diego and Halifax should be swapped so that they are both with their conference