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Greetings! After a long time of no news or updates on your beloved, unleashed, slightly mental, very much metal hockey goaltender Ondřej Vencko, I have finally received an approval to bring you the information to sort of.. Explain as to what was going on. Ondřej told me that his situation wasn't the easiest. However, he tried to manage and in his time off, he experienced some interesting journeys. Journey No. 1 - I Am.. Sterdam We could witness the young man in the Dutch capital approximately two weeks ago, as indicated by a wanted poster obtained from local police department: "Wir wanteeden den hokei player von Tcheq Republik for groos alkohol faux pas in der Red Light District." For any youngsters reading this article who view Ondřej as their idol and currently have their jaws dropped in shock- do not worry! I was assured by Ondřej that he just wanted to 'find a place to get his stick repaired', however the locals took it a bit too far in their advices. For all we know, he managed to escape before anything turned out badly. Let's hope Interpol won't arrest him before the VHLE finals. Journey No. 2 - Me(n)tal storm Ondřej also wandered to attend a metal festival, where he met some of his fans. You could easily distiguish those by laying in the bushes once the festival ended. Anyway, the day turned out to be an amazing training course. Ondra managed to catch three guitar picks, one drumstick and one T-shirt from different musicians. Aside from catching and speed of hand practice, he also trained his endurance. His record in beers drinked before going to the bathroom raised from 10 to 12. This, however, heavily influenced his abilities in catching stuff, as he got hit by a roll of toilet paper later that night, during a Gutalax gig to be precise. But that said, we can be sure that during the play, he will be able to be hydrated properly without stressing about the need for (s)pee(d). Lastly, I'd like to quote from the man himself, when asked about the following seasons in the VHL, now that the VHLE is ending. I won't add anything after this quote, as I believe that after these words there is nothing left to add. So, for the dear and loyal readers: I'll report back soon, Ben Icio del Torro! Now, for the quote itself: "I believe we're a strong team, stronger than ever. We made it to the finals in 5, which was a real booster for me and for the guys in the team. And I wouldn't be anything without them. The atmosphere is glorious, I love playing for Vasteras and I'll dearl miss the place. VHL is knocking on my door, I guess.. We'll see how things turn out. I will focus on being locked in and try to win my team as many games as possible. Let's hope my agent will keep you up with news more frequently that he did in the last two months. To the fans of Eagles: I love you dearly, you're the best! Cheers and I'll see you on the stadium! - Ondra" P.S. Do not take the Dutch 'impression' seriously. I loved every bit of Amsterdam. And I love you, Dutchies, as well! 550 words capped for week ending 09/22/24

Aww, thank you! I missed writing those, tbh! Glad to be back! Ben is ready to go! What about writing sth, like you suggested?

Hello, my dearest, most amazing readers! After a very long pause, longer than Maple Leafs’ cup draught, I finally got to write down my report of World Hockey Championship that took place in the glorious, beer-fuelled and sarcastic Czech Republic. Some of you already got it, but the rest of you will understand why the report took so long to write as you continue reading. So, Ben, what the hecky-Becky happened? I went to the World Championship with the rough idea that there will be a lot of drinking. Especially if you consider that I had Ondrej Vencko as a companion with me. This idea was dialled up to Buzz Lightyear’s INFINITY AND BEYOND once we landed at Prague airport. Not even a few minutes, I saw a first beer advertisement. And then, it was just mere seconds before Ondrej disappeared, only to summon himself back next to me with two beers in his hands. So, after cheering the Czech “Na zdraví”, which ironically literally means “To your health”, the Czech hockey experience began. We got to the centre of Prague where all the tourists go, with an idea of sightseeing around the historical Old Town, only to be ripped off BIG time and not even noticing it. Hence why, I guess, Ondrej said: “Screw that man. Let’s go to the arena.” Needless to say, Ondrej was a few beers in front of me. It was rather challenging to keep up, even with the beer being extraordinarily delicious. After arriving to the arena, I was mesmerised how huge the crowd was. I was notified beforehand that Czechs take hockey very seriously, even though they are such a small country. The passion was surrounding us like oxygen, it felt so natural that even though I was a foreigner, it made me a passionate fan of Czech hockey. We got inside and yeah, you guessed it. We immediately got another round of beers. At that moment I realised that I have a bladder and it was getting dangerously full. And after Ondrej warning me that “Once you go pee for the first time, you then run to the bathroom all the time”, I realised that the World Championship abbreviation “WC” will be much more suitable for my experience. Nevertheless, I was determined to watch hockey. And, being there with Ondrej, we went to all the games of the Czech National Hockey team. Here are the highlights: GAME 1: CZECHIA - FINLAND To quote the legendary drunken goalie himself: “Kurva to byly nervy!” .. Which translates to “Fuck, that was intense!” And I gotta agree. Final score? 1:0 for Czechia in shootout. GAME 2: CZECHIA - NORWAY This one was even more intense, with Norway having a lead, even. But the Czechs bounced back. I mean.. No offense, but losing at home tournament to Norway? Norway that was going to happen..(I am so sorry.) .. Now that I think about it, Czechs better protect their churches. Nevertheless, 6:3 for Czechia. GAME 3: CZECHIA - SWITZERLAND Well, first lost to the home team. I think they played solid- Ondrej screamed his lungs out so much he couldn’t stop coughing. It only stopped once he had a shot of Jäger outside. 2:1 in shootout for Switzerland. GAME 4: CZECHIA - DENMARK Same as the Norway game. There was absolutely NoDenmarkway that Czechs were going to lose this game. But surprisingly, they didn’t. Utter domination. 7:4 for Czechia. GAME 5: CZECHIA – AUSTRIA .. Do I need to say anything at all? PETR MRAZEK GOT A SHUTOUT! Austria is probably looking for another failed painter to take their revenge on Czechs. Czechs dominated Austria 4:0. GAME 6: CZECHIA – GREAT BRITAIN BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, British still trying to play hockey? Okay then. To be fair, they scored a goal, so I’ll give them that. But still, Czechia won. 4:1. GAME 7: CZECHIA – CANADA Okay, hear me out. I, as probably everybody else, thought that Canada will just dominate the tournament as usual. But it wasn’t really the case here. It was a tense game, especially the ending with Czech goalie pulled. And it paid off! .. Untill a bad pass happened and Czechs lost in the overtime. Ondrej reacted by screaming his lungs out. Again. This time, he threw up right on the back of a Canadian fan. To cheer him up, he offered him a Czech jersey for his Canadian that was destroyed, adding that “at least he now has something valueable”. What a legend. Czechia lost 3:4 in the overtime. Now those were all group games. The real shit hit the fan with the play-offs! Quarterfinals: CZECHIA – USA What in the hell was that? Another shutout? Another 1:0 game? This Czech team is going places for sure. Also, bonus points for almost choking one of them Tkachuk brothers. Czechs flawlessly advance to the semis. 1:0 victory, DostWall in the net becoming a thing. Semifinals: CZECHIA – SWEDEN Okay, the thing I said about the Denmark game? The ‘utter domination’ thing? Yeah, scratch that, THIS was utter domination. O2 arena is on a brink of collapse from all the fans cheering, Ondrej has lost his voice from screaming and is now crying of happiness. He’s also drunk again and tried to climb the glass to get on the rink. Mrazek hit him with a stick, which must have been the single happiest thing that has ever happened to him. After that, he got blackout drunk. The Swedes? Good luck with fighting for bronze. Czechs DOMINATE Sweden 7:3. And then it came. The finals. After all these years, 14 to be exact, the Czech Hockey team could hoist the World Cup again! There was only one final foe in their way: Switzerland. The game itself turned out to be tenser than your average glam metal singer’s trousers. However, in the third period, it happened. The arena almost collapsed, everyone screamed their lungs out, Czechs bursted the tears of happiness and excitement and the hearts of Swiss fans and players alike sank into the icy fondue the rink had just become: Czech served a fresh Pasta. The moment Pastrnak scored, Ondrej nearly jumped through the roof. He was out of his mind, he went crazy. And everybody else in there went insane as well. It was beautiful. The strength, the force, the power of the moment. Everything was going so well and it finally clicked. The whole nation of this little republic must have been on their feet. And now I know that it was. Just look up the reaction of the fans watching outside. The crowd just becomes liquid, if it makes sense. And the empty netter afterwards? Sealer. The dream became reality. Czech Republic won the gold medal with a stunning 2:0 victory. Needless to say, Ondrej disappeared and I haven’t heard from him since the second goal. I did, however, read an article about a certain loose drunk drinking all the Czech hockey team’s beer that was saved for drinking from the cup. Well, make of that what you want. I can surely say that Ondrej is in Europe, drunk as usual, feeling euphoria from his home country winning the cup and will probably mock Swedes once he gets back to Vasteras. So please, Iron Eagles, don’t fire him. He will show up. And he will play. The insults towards Sweden National Hockey team are a part of Czech personality, please don’t take it personal. He loves Sweden. Really. Anyway, now I gotta get to rehab. Since my visit of the Czech Republic, I cannot stand a second of my life without a beer in my hand. Sincerely, Ben Icio del Torro 1273 words capped for week ending 06/16/2024

Wow, that is some amazing writing, right there! Wonderful work! And thanks for keeping me in mind when it comes to alcohol. Cheers to that!

Cheers!

Thank you, mate!

Only with the best of intentions, Nate.

Hello there, my dear, amazing readers! Today, I have a special treat for you. I finally managed to get to do an interview with legendary Lucy Leitner. How this thing went? Pretty nice, as you can read right now. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good afternoon, Lucy. First of all, thank you so much for finding time to do this interview. Second of all, even though actions speak louder than words and especially in your case, it is probably useless as everyone knows you, but.. Could you say a few words about yourself nevertheless? How would you introduce yourself? L: It's my pleasure! I guess I would say I'm a bit of a hockey nerd. I love playing and watching the game, but I also have some pretty eclectic interests away from the sport as well. I love music and creative writing and I really enjoy spending time with friends and teammates. For me, that's the most fulfilling part of being on a team-- sharing those experiences with good friends. Everyone knows that you are an amazing hockey player and you are very valued amongst your teammates. You proved to be a very solid piece in the rosters of teams you’ve been part of. Do you think that you’re becoming a young idol for upcoming generations of hockey fans/players? L: I appreciate the compliment! I don't know if I'm any kind of idol, but I do want to be a good role model for anyone who might look up to me. I just want to be the best I can be, both on and off the ice, and I think that comes with a responsibility to be a good person as well. So I guess that's my ultimate goal-- be a good player and a better person. Life of a hockey player can be tricky due to numerous reasons. You can get stressed from upcoming games, the thrill of play-offs, the news trying to shame you down for even the tiniest mistakes. And to add to all this, you frequently have to travel. Both when the team is on the road and when you change teams. Last time you made a major change, you moved from Houston to Europe. How do you deal with those stress-inducing factors? L: A lot of that change and travel is still kind of exciting to me, though I'd be lying if I didn't feel any kind of stress or nervousness with new places and situations. The best way to handle it, I've found, is not to dwell on any negative emotions, but just enjoy the excitement that comes with the stress. I try not to get too ahead of myself and just enjoy what's in front of me every day, no matter where I am. As I mentioned, the last major change for you was a change of continents. To Västerås, Sweden, specifically. How do you feel about this town, Sweden or Europe in general? Do you hang out with your teammates? L: Vasteras is a great city! I've really enjoyed being here so far and Sweden has lived up to every hope that I had so I can't complain at all! We've got a great group as well and we've had opportunities to hang out in the town or go out for drinks. Off the ice, I've had a lot of personal stuff going on so it's been a bit harder than usual to make time for teammates, but when I can, I love spending time with them. I believe that your career is steadily going up and up. And the leagues’ GMs think so too. After having an amazing season in Minors with Houston Bulls, you have been drafted in first rounds in both major drafts. That is VHL and VHLE, where you’re currently playing. Do you feel more star-ish than when you started? L: Haha, I guess I feel more star-ish! Being drafted 2nd and 3rd in those drafts is definitely a great feeling, but I also feel like that comes with a lot of pressure and responsibility to live up to the expectations and hopes of those teams that drafted me and used that high pick. I suppose that's what comes with feeling star-ish, but it's absolutely a great honor and I hope I live up to those expectations. I know your personality just flourishes, as if it didn’t flourish before, hehe, and that you like to socialize. However, hockey is a different thing and some people prefer to remain professional in the locker room. Do you often find yourself bonding with your teammates, both on and off the ice, or do you focus more on the practical things, like practise, talking about tactics, etc.? In the end, you have some Europeans on the roster, right? L: I do like to socialize, there's definitely a balance to strike between professional work and personal life. I do love spending time with my teammates though and I try to keep things fun around the rink. It is a game after all and it should always be fun, even if it is a job. I do take time for practice and I'm always happy to talk tactics to make our team better, but it's hard not to enjoy the company of teammates, especially with so many awesome people on the team. We do have some Europeans and so far I've learned that I can't keep up with them if we go drinking, but I do my best! There was Easter last week. How did you celebrate, if at all? I am sure that Czech traditions must have scared you a bit, at least. Did Ondra tell or show you? He told me about it and it seemed fun. L: My family was in town and we had dinner together for Easter, but not much more than that. It's just a good opportunity to be together as a family though, which is becoming a rarer thing as time goes by, so I do cherish those moments. And if Ondra did tell me about Czech traditions, I honestly can't remember, but my imagination goes to wild places! You’re a defenseman, a very good one, and that means you are in a direct connection with your goaltender. Do you find Jorgen and Ondra as good pieces to the defensive side of Iron Eagles’ game? That is, if Ondra is finally sober. L: I don't care what Ondra's drinking, he can do whatever he wants if he keeps playing like he has! Both goaltenders have been absolutely unreal this season. By far, I think we have the best goaltending tandem in the league with both of our goalies at the top of the league statistically. They've been a huge part of our team's success this season so they deserve a ton of credit! If Ondra's drinking, the next round is on me! Alongside Ondra, you managed to pull of some sort of a ‘miracle’ in the minors, where you made it all the way to the second round of the play-offs with Houston Bulls. I believe that the mood wasn’t filled with disappointment. More than that, you guys showed that you can fight and shocked some, to be sure! Do you think season will turn into a bigger success? Västerås is a much stronger team than Houston was at this point last season, currently sitting on a second place. L: I really hope that we can have some success in the playoffs this year with Vasteras. It would have been amazing to have won with Houston, but I feel our chances this season are a lot better with the quality of our roster, so I am hopeful. We can't be complacent though, and it's going to take commitment from our whole team to make a long playoff run, but I believe we have the pieces and people to accomplish it! Now for the final round of questions: Why is the vanilla ice cream light in colour, when vanilla itself is dark in colour? L: I have no idea... Aren't vanilla flowers white though? Maybe that has something to do with it. What would be the one and only thing that you’d eat for the rest of your life if you had only one option? L: I love Vietnamese spring rolls-- the kind with rice paper, not deep fried. I could eat those every day forever! And if you had to spend a month on a shutter island with one of your teammates, who would that be and why? L: That's easy, I'd bring Ondra because I need someone I can trust, but also someone who's a lunatic in the best way possible! Alright, that is all for this interview. Lucy, thank you so much for participating in this, even though you had to wait so long for it. I apologize for that. But it was amazing and sweet having you here, I hope we can repeat this joyful activity soon! L: Thank you! It was fun to chat with you and I'd love to do it again sometime! ------------------------------------------------------ I hope you liked this interview, dear readers. Thank you for reading it up until here, I will see you next time with fresh news and articles from the hockey world! - Ben Icio del Torro ------------------------- 1543 words capped for week ending 04/21/24 All answers of Lucy Leitner were written by @LucyXpher

Just wait for a player to be named Freeman to play against Houston. Desert Eagles must be fun. Imagine armed hockey players on the ice, lmao.

Heheey, thank you! I tried to make this as entertaining as possible, haha! And the references can count down, if anyone feels like it, hehe.

Hey there, Ondra here reporting for writing duty once again! It is one week after April Fool’s Day and following the absolutely genius tomfoolery we’ve all witnessed on the forum, we shall have some fun as well. And, as it is the Theme Week with the topic of ‘rebrand’, I was thinking how to approach this wonderful task. So, I wondered... Surely, we love our VHL, VHLE and VHLM teams, especially those we are/were members of. And some of us must also like, if not love videogames. And this lead me to the first idea for a team rebrand: VÄSTERÅS DESERT EAGLES And now you all have raised your eyebrows, questioning yourself: “Ondrej, what the fuck have you been smoking again?” Please, let me explain. I know that at first, this just sounds stupid. How the hell could a Swedish team have any connection to deserts? Well, my dear readers. If you played at least one popular videogame, you surely know that with this rebrand, every other player would have “replica” written on the side of their sticks. While Västerås hockey players would have “Desert Eagle .50” written the side of theirs. These high-caliber beauties can offer striking power, which Västerås’ skaters also possess. And, it may not even be a necessary name rebrand, just logo-wise. Just remember the sentence: “Got some iron on you?” I am sure you know it doesn’t mean you’re going home from a shift in an iron mine. (That is unless you are, in fact, going home from a shift in an iron mine. Or unless you’re playing Minecraft with your buddies.) Having an iron on them, Iron Eagles with Desert Eagles could shoot their way through all the seasons with no issues! . . .. Maybe. Anyway, this is not all when it comes to my crazy rebrand ideas. Ladies and gentlemen, behold: HOUSTON BULLSQUIDS Now I know, it may look gnarly at first but get this: Bullsquid as a creature has a powerful ranged attack, which can deal tons of damage. And just as an angry bull, it gets rather physical when in close combat. We have seen both well-aimed shots and some good ol’ goonery on the ice from the Bulls last season, even from goalies (I just got angry and was NOT AT ALL under any influence of any substance, I swear on my kidneys.), so I think this would be pretty fitting name and identity for a rebrand. And we could go even further, beyond the rink itself. Fans of Houston could be called “BullSquad”. We also have an alternative coming from the Half Life universe for the post of our GM. G-Man. We could also call for a Coach for our team, even though not from the Half-Life universum. But I am afraid that this fella has been Left for Dead. In any way, prepare for unforeseen consequences. If this has any potential, I leave for you to judge. But if this team turns out successful, we could say for sure that the Valves for goal gates have opened. So, these are my ideas for rebrands! I am sure current GMs of said teams will take my ideas into considerations. And if, by any miracle, we get to see new identities in the upcoming seasons, I will surely feel rather chippy chippy chappa chappa. Anyway, thank you for reading this bonkers article! Yours truly, Ondra 566 words capped for week ending 04/14/2024

Hello there, guys! It is Ondra again, this time to share with you how to catch a break after a day of catching pucks. Or, at least, to get an insight on how I deal with my time after games and practices. If you’re a gamer like me, you can get behind your laptop, tabletop PC or gaming console and let every stressful thought about the upcoming games vanish with a videogame of your preference. Many genres and many games have many advantages. For example, competitive multiplayer can help you understand your Polish friends, with lessons completely for free! And if you want even more, try free-to-play multiplayer games! That way, you will learn both Polish and Russian super quickly. Thus, you will be able to small talk with your Russian colleagues in nets, thanks to the internets. Basically. I also recommend to stay in touch with people around you. Socialize, go to pubs. There, you will find the biggest experts in hockey. Or in any other sport or, basically, in any branch of human knowledge imaginable. Depends on the time of the year. You are guaranteed to get valuable and honest advices and as night progresses, you may end up in a brawl, which tests your physical preparedness for future games! That is, if refs actually let you participate in a line brawl. Other than that, you should do what you want and what you like. Just keep in mind you have to be ready for future games! Take care, I will write another article for y’all soon! -O (See coach? I am not recommending pubs only. And I am definitely not writing this with a beer and a cigarette in my hand. Don't bench me plz.) 288 words capped for week ending 03/31/2024

Hello, hi, how are you? I hope this article finds you in a pleasant mood! I certainly am in a pleasant mood because I can bring you news from and surrounding the hockey world that I have gathered for you in the last week! Because gossiping is my business and business is booming. Iconic Ikea.. Ikeaonic? Last week I have talked about how I ventured on a trip to Västerås, Sweden. Now, there are many things that are happening in this wonderful country everyday that I cannot possibly cover in here. However, an interesting proposal in terms of meals for Iron Eagles players. Local chef Mikeal Mëatbålls proposed to deliver fresh, warm and traditional Swedish cuisine to players during trainings. The meals would be designed to be balanced in nutritions, to give enough energy and strength to play like beasts. It is said, however, that a minor side effect may occur. That is chronic furniture-shopping. Litvinov? More like Litvinoff. Do you remember the jerseys I showed you in my last article? Did you like them? Well, too bad. The ownership of Litvinov hockey team does not even want to hear about a possible sharing of ideas for logos, jerseys’ designs, etc. I am fairly disappointed and I am sure, many fans will be as well. No matter, though, because this unwillingness is probably caused by stress and focus on their local play-off games, where Verva made it to the semifinals. So, best of luck to them, I guess. Västerås has far superior jerseys anyways. P-D-P As spring, and with it the whole season, is in full motion, all teams try their hardest to show what they’re made of. Some to impress their friends and relatives, some to show off in front of VHL scouts or representatives of the teams that drafted them, or, like our favourite goalie Ondrej, they just love to try their hardest for their team to shine and to succeed. Yesterday, during Iron Eagles’ training, I came up to the bench to talk to the young goaltender and asked him what strategy is the team working on/with: “I’d say that guys are focusing on tactics that is divided into three phases, sort of: 1. Pew – you shoot at the net however you can. The opposing team’s net, that is. Once this succeeds, it goes into the second phase. 2. Die – if your shots are well-aimed and you build up a big lead, the dreams of opposing team about winning simply pass away. Die, we can say. 3. Pie – After successfully implementing those two phases, you should be able to win the game, which leads to a treat in form of a cake as a reward. Mostly, we can count on a local pie. So, when you combine these phases, you get PewDiePie. And the biggest advantage to this tactic is that if you try to look it up on YouTube, you only get some weird man screaming at barrels or playing Happy Wheels. Thus, no one can take inspiration from us on how exactly are we making it work.” Well, there you have it. Let’s hope that this innovative tactic brings success in the regular season and especially in the post season. Fingers crossed to the first series not becoming a T-Series. Yuck. And that is all for this week of gossips, wonders and hockey. Stay tuned for next time, I will bring you more and fresh news next week! - Ben Icio del Torro 578 words capped for week ending 03/31/2024

We definitely be getting sum fans in the Czech Republic, haha.

I see! Nice!

Well would you look at that! Thanks for providing the additional info! Or more like.. Clarification! Haha!

Hello there, my dear, beautiful and amazing readers! It is my great pleasure to welcome you to next edition of my ‘Gossiper’ articles. This time, it is a whole new chapter of this hockey book we started in Houston. Today, we’ll take a look at what happens when the final countdown reaches zero in Europe! First of all, let’s take a look at the town in question. Västerås is really nice and cozy, though a bit too cold for my taste. I mean, my name is Ben Icio but.. I get enough of ice at the rink, I don’t need to freeze my bottom on a daily basis every time I want to go get a couple of Falcons. But it is safe to say, other than the temperature, the place is gorgeous. And the people are surprisingly warm-hearted, even though their faces may look colder than the local climate. Swedes are, of course, passionate about hockey, that goes without a saying. But what surprised me was that football has a strong support in here as well. I mean football that is played with feet, not the one that is played with arms. Thanks to the weather, however, the football pitches can seem and feel like ice rinks. When it snows, it can get a bit slide-y. Another interesting thing about Sweden is the way they deal with stress. I visited one sports match and I saw numerous players walk into the dressing room, each with not one but two ladies by their sides. Swedish.. In an oddly specific trio.. Hmm.. Anyway, now it is finally time to get to talk about the team itself. Västerås Iron Eagles, a team that may not have a certain level of punch to its name as other European sports teams. But trust me, they sure as hell can put up not only a show, but also play some proper, stunning hockey. The team is stacked from forwards to goaltenders (if Vencko is sober and manages to catch sth else than a flu, that is), from left to right, through all the lines. And the entrée this team had to begin the season? Absolutely fabulous! Let’s hope they can keep up the great work in future matches. We’ve seen some minor hiccups in the last games but.. That’s nothing that would end the season for them. Plus, the team is still getting used to playing together. So, good luck and fly, Eagles! And before I end this article, I want to share something interesting with you. I came across certain jerseys that are really familiar, especially for the Västerås roster.. . Interesting, right? This is a jersey of a Czech TELH team, HC Verva Litvínov, to be precise. Funny thing is that, as well as the same color scheme, these jerseys share a logo of Litvínov’s sponsor, ORLEN. The logo is in the shape of an eagle and the name ORLEN, in fact, is inspired by the Czech word ‘orel’ (to pronounce it, read it as if it was written like this: “orehl”), which means, you guessed it (except if you didn’t), eagle! How cool is that? Eh, it probably isn’t. But still, some coincidences happen and this one was so stupidly hilarious I had to share it with you. Anyway, that concludes this week’s edition of.. Västerås Gossiper? Damn, I have to think about the name.. - Ben Icio del Torro; freezing 569 (nice) words capped for week ending 03/24/2024

How I came from Europe to the US and back to Europe While sitting in a police cell, awaiting some sort of resolution in the case of helping a wanted felon and illegal candy possession, I though I could finally sit down and say warmly: “Hello, Europe!” As you might know, I come from the Czech Republic, which has a fair share of hockey history. You know.. For us, Nagano still feels like yesterday. But other than that, our hockey culture is still thriving! And for me, it is a great pleasure to be a part of this development. And even more so now, when me and some of my colleagues made a jump from VHLM to VHLE. European league can build up many expectations. So, what is it that I expect from this experience? Firstly, I am so pumped up about the team itself. I was drafted by Västerås Iron Eagles alongside with legends like Lucy Leitner or Jorgen Løvstrøm, just to name a few. Needless to say, I am so glad to be a part of this team. From my homeland, to the US and now Sweden? That’s a resumé one could envy! And, given the team I have around me, I am sure this will motivate me to bring some solid results to the table. That is, if I find some time to actually practise. Second thing that I already experienced a bit is going out to town. Sweden and especially Västerås has this cozy atmosphere, even though the climate here is still chilly most of the time. But that is nothing I couldn’t handle. I am used to harsh winters from my hometown. Plus, when you know where to go and especially what to drink, no temperature below zero can harm you. We already planned out some ‘warming sessions’ with my colleague in net, Jorgen. And Lucy will surely join us as well. I am sure we’ll make some rumble. Both on and off the ice. I got to take them on a trip to Prague, or somewhere else in Czechia. But we probably won’t be able to leave this town. It feels so nice and the drinks are so good. Overall, I am so glad to be back on a more familiar continent. I can visit my family much more often and in return, they can go to some of my games as well. This team is stacked with talent and with amazing people. Right when I first stepped off the bus in Västerås, I knew that this season is going to be special, full of wonderful experiences. My expectations are at an all-time high, especially concerning my goaltending abilities. I am sure we’ll make an impact! That is.. If they release me. Fly, Eagles! - Ondra (450 words)

Those have been some fun questions! Haha! Thanks for having me! -O

1. What's poppin' Prague?! This past Saturday was the VHL draft and we welcomed our newest prospects goalie Ondrej Vencko @Mutti, defenseman Chuck E Cheese @a_Ferk, winger Jack Dickins @Mystery_boy98, and centerman Charlie Klepacki @chuck.hockey7! Prospects: Are you looking forward to playing for Prague? - I sure do! It is a great pleasure to be a part of a team that is located in my homeland! I am so pumped, it is going to be a phenomenal ride! 2. We said our farewell to an amazing GM Acyd Burn @Acydburn and welcomed in our newest GM Leonard S. Kinnard @Tetricide. Going into season 93 his first time as a VHL GM, how do you think Prague will do this season? - I think the Prague will do just fine. And perhaps, it will shock some. However, I believe the team has an amazing future ahead of itself! 3. With Prague veterans John Jameson @Frank, Nikolas Kauppi, and Matt Murdock set to retire after this upcoming season, what kind of future do you see for the team in the next few seasons? - I think we should focus on building the team depth, which would in turn become a solid basis for a very competitive team that would dominate the league, haha! 4. Do you think Jameson will go into the VHL's Hall of Fame? - I would certainly love him to go! Fingers crossed! 5. Are you like me and your allergies are really messing you up? - Not really, mate. I am not allergic to anything. Lucky me, I guess. 6. What are you doing for spring break? If you're celebrating it. - I am doing the usual: playing videogames, drinking and smoking cigarretes. Also, I love playing my bass! That was fun to answer! Thank you for your questions! -O