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HOUSTON BULLS PRESSER! Hello and welcome to this week's Houston Bulls Presser! Answer three questions for 1 capped TPE or six questions for 2 capped TPE! For the Week Ending April 6th, here are your questions! 1. IT’S THEME WEEK! Are you planning on completing a theme week PT and claiming that sweet sweet 6 uncapped TPE? 2. The MLB season is underway, do you have a favorite MLB team? If so, what are your expectations for them this season? 3. We have a big week coming up with games against Philadelphia, Halifax, and Mexico City, do you think we could do well in these games and move up in the standings? 4. What would you say your top 3 favorite movies are? 5. With only 51 goals allowed in 38 games we are currently on pace to break the VHLM record for least goals allowed in a season of 106, do you think we have what it takes? 6. If your player were to accept a sponsorship deal, what company would it be for? To claim TPE: Go to the portal > Manage Player > Claim Capped > Type > Press Conference

The goons part is frying me bro

The Philadelphia Reapers are the hottest team in the VHLM this year sitting atop the league table with 61 points in 36 games, on pace for 122 points over a full season, which would be the best season from a VHLM team in the hybrid era. Today we will be speaking with Jakub Kovar, a Czech left winger drafted 31st overall by the Reapers in the S97 dispersal draft who is having a breakout season being the team’s 4th highest scorer with 45 points and 18 goals so far, exceeding his full season total in 97 of 36 points and 13 goals. Reporter: “Jakub, with the Reapers performing so well this season, what is the energy like in the locker room?” Jakub Kovar: “Good, very good, everyone is very excited and pumped up for every game, much more fun than last year.” Reporter: “How has it been getting used to the United States, now that you’ve been here for a season and a half?” Jakub Kovar: “It has been quite tough, especially having to speak english all the time, and not being able to see my family as much, but soon I will be back in Europe in Warsaw so it’s all good.” Reporter: “Did you expect the Reapers to do so well this year?” Jakub Kovar: “Honestly no, obviously last year wasn’t great, missing the playoffs, I expected us to be better this season but not as great as we are right now.” Reporter: “What do you think is the secret to both your improvement and your whole team’s improvement this season?” Jakub Kovar: “I really think that the culture that our GM Matt has cultivated is the biggest thing, everyone is always working hard day in and day out to get better and prove something, and show everybody else just how good we can be and just how good we are.” Reporter: “You were drafted 11th overall by Warsaw in the S98 VHL Draft, did you expect to go to Warsaw before draft night?” Jakub Kovar: “Honestly I have to say that I didn’t even have Warsaw on my radar, as they weren’t one of the teams that interviewed me before the draft so seeing the call from N0H was a little surprising. Now that I have been though, I am very happy to be in Warsaw, though it was a personal goal of mine to be drafted in the top 10.” Reporter: “I know you mentioned it being tough not being able to see family as much now that your in America, have they been able to come to any games so far? Jakub Kovar: “Yes, a few, they came to my first game last year and were just here recently for a game against Ottawa.” Reporter: “Do you think that you guys have what it takes to get over the hump and win a Founder’s Cup?” Jakub Kovar: “I think we do for sure, we have a real next man up kind of mentality here and the leadership from guys like Longpre, Jeannot, Poole, Red, and Joy who have been in the playoffs before will really help. Reporter: “Alright Jakub, that’s all for today, thank you for lending me a bit of your time for this interview today” Jakub Kovar: “No thank you sir, it was a lot of fun speaking with you today.” WC: 558

6 capped a week? sign me up.

We've all been there, you've finished up your media spot for the week, aced your trivia, and answered your weekly press conference, 10 TPE, SO close to the cap. All you need is 2 more TPE and you've done it, you've hit the cap and you can sit back and relax away from the VHL for the rest of the week. But for some reason you just can't get that final 2 TPE, why? Cause VHL.com articles and reviewing are the worst. 150 words is just enough where you actually have to think about a good idea to write about but too little to the point where you don't wanna waste TOO good of an idea on it. I mean seriously, I cannot tell you the amount of times I have tried to write a VHL.com article just to end up close enough to the 500 TPE range that I can the idea and save it for a potential media spot another week. And don't even get me started on reviews, I mean seriously, 75 words on someone else's task for 1 TPE. I can't even think of more than like ~15 words to right about someone's work like, I look at a graphic and say "wow that's pretty 10/10" or "meh I don't really like it 5/10", how the hell am I supposed to stretch it 75 words and on top of that it's so awkward, like the person gets notified that I replied and reviewed they're work? No thanks. Of course I could just write a game review, but those are so mind-numbing and boring it's not even fun to write, at that point I'd rather just not hit the cap.

HOUSTON BULLS PRESSER! Hello and welcome to this week's Houston Bulls Presser! Answer three questions for 1 capped TPE or six questions for 2 capped TPE! For the Week Ending March 30th, here are your questions! 1. We are currently on an 11 game win streak, how long do you think we can keep this up? 2. Would you consider a hot dog a sandwich? 3. What is your player’s pre-game ritual to get themselves hyped for a game? 4. Do you play a lot of video games? If so, what’s one that you’ve been playing a lot of recently? 5. We are currently 2nd place in the standings behind Philadelphia, do you think we’ll be able to overtake them sooner rather than later? 6. What is the best looking professional sports stadium in your opinion? To claim TPE: Go to the portal > Manage Player > Claim Capped > Type > Press Conference Bulls Pings: @Tipskid97 @Oatex @MexicanCow123 @Hunter S @fonziGG @ethanjaeda @Dame @koty_k @courtjestr19 @Hacob @Uncommon @jaypc8237

1. Definitely, love this team and everybody on it, we deserve a cup damnit 2. Gotta be ALTO RED @alto_red absolute stud on the ice, inspiration in the LR, @N0HBDY bring this man to Warsaw 3. Halifax, gonna be good this season in the east with us, and I just plain hate halifax don't really know why 4. Probably won't matter, I think any of us can play with any other person on the ice, lots of chem all around in Philly 5. Loving this Poole fella didn't know anybody could replace what Jacob Seed was for us last year but @Itz_Viperzis great in the LR and on the ice, love the guy 6. A signed jersey of every player on the S90 cup winning Prague team, Kovar loves the Phantoms more than himself.

Transaction ID: 8S223245B2250452T 5 TPE Doubles Week claiming both 2/23

HOUSTON BULLS PRESSER! Hello and welcome to this week's Houston Bulls Presser! Answer three questions for 1 capped TPE or six questions for 2 capped TPE! For the Week Ending March 23rd, here are your questions! 1. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! What is your favorite non-Christmas holiday? 2. We are 5-4-1 through our first 10 games, are you happy with the way sims are going, or do you think there is room for improvement 3. Have you made a March Madness bracket this year? If so, who do you have as a potential Cinderella story this year? 4. Which team do you think will be our biggest rival throughout the season? 5. Spring is just around the corner, are you excited for winter to finally be over? 6. Who is your early prediction to win the Continental Cup? To claim TPE: Go to the portal > Manage Player > Claim Capped > Type > Press Conference

Game Recap: Game 28, Halifax 21st vs. Mississauga Hounds Score: Halifax (4) - Mississauga (2) Three Stars: 1 - Hater Tottingham (HFX), 2 - Petr Novak (HFX), 3 - Kal El (MIS) The 21st came out swinging in this matchup scoring in the first 30 seconds of the power play and 3 times overall from Cysteine, Novak, and Tottingham in the period as Kurt Bachman and MacGregor Walcott simply could not stay out of the penalty box. In the second the Hounds seemed to rise from their slumber with 2 unanswered goals from Kal El and Cameron Squires. The third period was much less exciting with only one goal from the Halifax 21st at 11:49 as the Hounds were defeated. Hater Tottingham had an amazing game with the eventual game-winning goal and two assists as he was the main driving force of their offense. The story of this game, however was the penalties. The Hounds granted the 21st twenty minutes on the power play, with their undisciplined play. It's never easy to win a game when you're down a man the whole time.

Game Recap: Game 21, Ottawa Lynx vs. San Diego Marlins Score: Ottawa (4) - San Diego (2) Three Stars: 1 - Ivan Grovnikov (OTT), 2 - William Tree (OTT), 3 - Fortnite Moneygang (OTT) The first period was relatively tepid with only 12 total shots on goal and only a singular lighting of the lamp by Grovnikov nearly 13 minutes into the action. In the second the Marlins quickly responded with 2 goals from their star forward Cardinal Copia within 8 minutes of each other to give San Diego a lead, however exactly two minutes after Copia's second goal Tree and Grovnikov combined again for a goal and Kyle Evans snuck one home with 5 minutes left in the period. In the third, despite getting out shot 8 to a measly 2 it was the Ottawa Lynx who would claim the only goal of the 3rd with Fortnite Moneygang obtaining his first goal of the season of the dish from Ivan Grovnikov. Despite the loss, Copia played an excellent game today with 2 goals, however he couldn't get any help from the rest of the team to secure even one point for the squad. Finnegan Tex Simms seemed to have a hard time getting into a rhythm between the pipes today, letting up 4 goals of off just 20 shots, hopefully he can find his confidence after this loss and get his team back in the win column.

thanks goat @MexicanCow123

1. Super excited, we could really make some noise this season 2. I think the depth we have could make a real difference 3. I think a vote would be cool maybe an alternate cap as well? 4. 72-0, Founder's Cup. Kovar 100 point season 5. Mississauga, beat us in the playoffs a few seasons ago, were bad with us last year, supposed to be good again with us, lines up a little Too well 6. Change the colors to the discord logo colors, works so much better

Good work as always from @Alex