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When GIYGAS declared for the Season 33 draft, there was considerable hype, as he was brought in by an agent in Damien Walec who was coming off a Hall of Fame player in Tukka Reikkinen. There was also plenty of skepticism from the league's executives because of Walec's diminishing presence in the league towards the very end of Reikkinen's career as well as GIYGAS' pre-draft season, leading to a less-than-impresive total of practice hours going into the draft. GIYGAS slipped a bit to the seventh overall draft choice, but has since failed to make a significant impact on the league. Following a decent rookie year, GIYGAS' improvement from year 1 to year 2 was miniscule. At this point, he was not showing up to practice at all, which caused his third season (his first with Seattle after being traded from Calgary) to fall flat. Things came to a fever pitch when, in the league's inaugural Victory Cup, GIYGAS was a total nonfactor, scoring just 5 points in 20 games. Today, he decided to turn things around.

"I'm definitely rusty, but what can you expect when I've played the last season and change without any practice," GIYGAS said "But playing in the Victory Cup, barely being a factor for my team and being easily pushed over, it brought me back to when I was a draft prospect and what I had imagined for myself in my career. And obviously, I hadn't expected to be playing that poorly in my third season. So I decided I had to re-commit myself."

GIYGAS is playing on a two year deal with Seattle, but there is some speculation about his plans considering next year holds a mutual option. When asked which direction he's leaning, GIYGAS responded, "I'd love to stay in Seattle, honestly, but as of right now, I'm weighing all of my options." With a strong push in practice this year, GIYGAS could attract mid-level interest on the open market.

87 Express vs HC Dynamo

88 Americans vs Meute

89 Bears vs Titans

90 Legion vs Iron Eagles

3-1 Riga

Mine has nothing to do with butthurt. I think you are out of the loop. So many people hated the idea from day 1 of the first season when it came to Vasteras, hell no one knew where the fuck it was and Pensfan was an idiot for going through with it. Im not butthurt, just hate when stupid ideas come to fruition.

I didn't really think you were anyways.

Yes, because that Vasteras team was so quiet and won with grace. 

Kinda like the Davos team, right?

butthurt

Nah not really. At this point I'd be fine with a relocation, and I can completely understand people disliking the location, but the only other real reason that people cite for hating the franchise makes them sound like the ones that were butthurt (problems with Pensfan, problems with the most recent cup team despite the fact that much more annoying and chirpy teams, like Kyle's Volkov-era Davos, are remembered fondly in retrospect).

Pretty much it's just that 80% of the people in the league are pussy bandwagoners and most of them have no real reason to hate Vasteras but do just because they like to feel important.

Player Name: GIYGAS
Cash you have: $8 million (my S36 money hasn't been edited in yet)
Workout Name: 20 TPE
Cost of Workout: $7 million
Cash Left: $1 million

Ahhh yeah, I remember now. Alright, thanks.

First in a while.

Yes, you had one graphic for 5 TPE

You sure? I don't remember getting less than a 6 on a graphic in a long time, and I'm pretty sure I had like 2 or 3 unupdated graphics.

Is the backup up now?

+5 defense

+5 strength

I'm not seeing a run from a team that barely beat the chiefs backups.

It's just a hunch. God you Philly fans are testy.

I like SF in the NFC. In the AFC, I don't know why, but I'm feeling a run from the Chargers. If I had to pick, I'd probably go safe and say the Broncos for the AFC.

Is Rogers going to play?

Yessir.

Also make sure you download Lame for Audacity so you can save your files as MP3's.

What playbook? It consists of throw to Dez, throw to Witten, hand off to Demarco.

Nah, they completely took hand off to Demarco out of their second half playbook. They have a couple of designed interceptions in there too. It's all very complicated and requires a QB with the knowledge of the playbook to run it all correctly.

Kitna is also 42 years old and will have had 1 week of practice with the team.

Which is why I said that it's a decent signing for an emergency QB if he's in good shape. Would it be better if they brought in a guy in slightly better physical shape (because no QB who's been an FA all year is gonna be in good throwing shape right now) but absolutely no knowledge of the playbook coming in?

Which one would that be, because I would argue that McCown's statistics this year are better than any of Kitna's individual seasons...  Most notably his 2010 season with Dallas, which is his closest to McCown's current 109 QBR.  Kitna also led a team to 0-16 lol.

Sorry my post was unclear, I meant his best year going into this year. Jon Kitna also had a grand total of 4 starts in the 0-16 season before getting hurt, but that's beside the point.

Kitna proved he could be effective in his most recent NFL action. As long as he stayed in good shape, given his knowledge of the Cowboys' offense, he could be decent if the team needed.

Keep in mind Josh McCown was coaching high school last year and his best year is not nearly on par with Kitna's.

Gifs were funny. Captions were not. 

Frank's foray into the Thunderdome:

Kesler in any debate:

Kesler walking out in the cold:

Kesler in Physics class:

Kesler after he touched his first boobie:

Kesler after he smoked the oregano the 8th graders sold him telling him it was weed:

Kesler trying to look his freshest on the first day of 1st grade:

Kesler when Barney comes on:

Why Kesler never wants to be the one in front to see a fight in school again:

Kesler when his mom said he could stay up past 9:

Kesler in any debate he's ever been involved in:

I remember when a ton of people gave me shit for calling the Browns geniuses for the Trent Richardson trade. It's fun to gloat to idiots.

It's called lighting bitch. Absolutely not my best example of it, though.

In your update thread Muffins lmfao.

Which I don't have whore.