why I would be the perfect GM for Ottawa (this media spot is just a joke don't take it seriously)

[Matt thunder 444]

Hey guys, it's me, Matt, and today I really had a very very dumb idea.

So as you might know, The position of GM of Ottawa is now vacant and i've choosen to give it a try (afterall life isn't that emotional and cool if you don't add a little bit of risk and fun to it) because, as you will see, we have some things in common.

 

The first point is:

• NO ONE BELIVES IN US:

So right, the team isn't doing that great at the moment so it is normal that many users from the vhl, do not belive in them when it comes to winning  the vhlm, but do you know an other person that no one belives in?

That's right, it's me, because not a single user from the vhl (and also all my friends and parents)  see me becoming successful in the vhl or  in the real life. 

So this point is more then perfect, in my opinion.

 

The second point :

• WE BOTH AREN'T THAT GOOD (RIGHT NOW) :    

As you might have guessed, Ottawa and my player aren't that good at th moment (if you don't belive look at my player, matt thunder, but don't do it if you care about your eyes), but hey maybe with time we will both get better (even if i don't belive that my player will ever be great) and maybe win some cups. (maybe with the help of each other, if you know what I mean, )

 

The third and last point is:

• NO ONE NOTICE US:

Let's face it, when ottawa wins or lose, nobody see that (exept the only few players that Ottawa has) or just don't  care about it, and that to be honest is also what happens with my player, because as you can have guess, Matt thunder is not a very important player in the vhl (at the moment) so nobody really cares if he scores or not or if he just makes an assit (exept of course the players of Riga, I hope they care at least)

 

This were my three (dumb) ideas, I hope you guys liked it and understood that this media spot is just a joke, I just wanted a funny way to earn 6 tpe, even if it isn't that funny, (my humor isn't really that good let's face it) but if the member of the staff in charge of founding the new Gm of Ottawa will ever read it and found it funny and wants to interview me, i won't complain, as i would really love to have a job as a Gm, as it's two mounths that i'm really working hard on getting a position as a GM or AGM, because, let's face it, the gm/agm work, is just fantastic, all the things that you can do, make some lines, draft some people at the draft but also signing some free agents/ new players of the vhl  is  something that i dream about since i've joined this place and I also have some good ideas to help the team of Ottawa.

 

That's really it (i won't make an other monologue lol), i hope you guys had a laugh reading this (even if my humor is really bad) and you had a good time , I hope to see you in my next media spot, but since then, have a good week-end.

 

570 words if i'm not wrong.

Edited April 24, 2021 by Matt thunder

[jRuutu 2,492]

8.5/10

 

I liked your humor Fun read, as a Finnish fan of hockey, the underdog status is what allows our national team to play well, so you are on to something here!  Few grammar errors here and there, but nothing major. Structure is nice and clean, which made the article easy to read. Picture at the top could be nice, but overall - a solid article!