Hulk Hogan 2 Junior Review

[Hogan 1,335]

Unlike every other VHLM player, Hulk Hogan 2 was not the product of two parents, but instead the product of a lab. A large group of scientists have been studying the league for the past 25 seasons with one goal, to

create the ultimate VHL player. They were looking for the best, the toughest, the fastest and the perfect candidate to improve and clone so that they could create the best player this league has ever seen. They had found who they needed to copy, none other than Hulk Hogan. The four time cup winner and all around stud defensemen.

 

All they needed was a few DNA samples from Hogan, which wouldn't be too hard to come across. Every November Hogan shaves his mustache and sells the hairs individually for charity. Luckily for the scientists, multiple

fans across the league were ready to ship out their samples so they could witness their hero play once again. After receiving the hair follicles they realized they didn't have enough, they would be needing a spit sample. They searched for seasons to no avail, they only had one option, to ask Hogan himself. 

 

Despite what the scientists feared, Hogan loved the idea. He immediately flew down to the lab and starting spitting like crazy. The final part of the plan was complete, they could create the greatest player ever.

"Hey brothers, I have a suggestion" mentioned Hogan as the scientists put their plan into place.

"What is it my lord?" Replied the head scientist.

"Make him 6'8 and 250 pounds of pure muscle brother" Hogan told them, as a smirk appeared across his face.

Hulk Hogan 2 was born at the age of 15, already reaching his biggest size. He had the hockey skills of his creator, Hulk Hogan. Nothing could stop him.

 

In his first year alive, he played college hockey where he put up 142 points in 28 games, a new record, beating the previous holder by 26 points in 20 less games. Hulk Hogan 2 decided this was too easy, he needed to move onto something more challenging, the VHLM. He signed with the Mississauga Hounds, where the original Hogan played. Now in the start of the playoffs, Hogan looks to win a cup before one more VHLM season, then moving onto the big leagues where he continue the legacy of the Hogan name after the son of Hogan failed. Hulk Hogan 2 is Hulk Hogan's real kid.

 

[fishy 1,757]

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