Saskatoon Wild GM Missing; Goat Hired

[JardyB10 4,865]

SASKATOON, SK (PP) - Tom Doomsday, the legendary GM of the Saskatoon Wild, has gone missing. He was last seen in the kitchen of his modest prairie home, making himself a sandwich. His harem of lovers then reported he heard a strange scream in the backyard, so he went to investigate. He has not been seen since.

 

"Frankly, I'm concerned," VHL personality @Frank reported.

 

This left the VHLM's Wild in a precarious position. Presently, the team is struggling due to the instability, having only won 3 of their 18 games this season. Experts say having a general manager would help assuage their losing woes, but with @Doomsday mysteriously missing, the team was left without one.

 

This morning, VHLM Commissioners Jason Glasser and Weeby McWolf stepped in to remedy the situation by hiring an interim GM. Their decision was questioned by many, however, as they hired a literal goat out of a nearby Saskatchewan pasture. "If Doom can run a team, surely this Barzal flavoured goat can as well," Glasser said in a press conference.

 

When asked about the team's future under his leadership, all @BarzalGoat would reply is with a goat scream. One might say a "strange scream." Whether this goat was responsible for Tom Doomsday's disappearance, and whether having livestock in charge of a hockey franchise will yield a better performance from the team remains to be seen.

 

What is known as a matter of fact, is that @BarzalGoat aims to win a day as well as a season. We request our readership to like and subscribe his comment in the comments. Thank you.

[BarzalGoat 728]

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[Banackock 8,044]

Hi

[JardyB10 4,865]

14 hours ago, Banackock said:

Hi

Stop your nonsense comments and like Goat’s content already 

[Banackock 8,044]

1 hour ago, JardyB10 said:

Stop your nonsense comments and like Goat’s content already