The Board Game Clue On Skates Finds Trouble On Night Out

[MubbleFubbles 1,219]

“Star” San Diego Marlins Center The Board Game Clue On Skates has found itself facing potential disciplinary action from the Marlins Front Office after a night out celebrating the success of the recently launched Clue Glue™ ended in unsightly circumstances. The Board Game Clue On Skates, accompanied by fellow Team Clue ambassador and Miami Marauders defenseman Bo Johansson @Shindigs, were partying at the ALTITUDE Sky Lounge when an unnamed member of Team Risk came over to confront The Board Game Clue On Skates, claiming that the way it was staring directly at him made it look “like he wanted to start something”. The Board Game Clue on Skates, continued to stare, unfazed by the remarks as most board games are, which led to the member of Team Risk delivering a punch to the middle of The Board Game Clue On Skates cardboard shell which saw it go flying through the air. Johansson was quick to break things up, but it was The Board Game Clue On Skates that found itself in the most trouble as the blow had revealed it was carrying six concealed weapons capable of murder. While it was released on bail by the police, The Board Game Clue On Skates is expected to be carried to the Marlins Front Office this afternoon to discuss the events of last night and may potentially face a fine deducted from a salary it can’t use because it is a board game.

Edited December 6, 2021 by MubbleFubbles

[Shindigs 1,771]

19 minutes ago, MubbleFubbles said:

The Board Game Clue On Skates is expected to be carried to the Marlins Front Office

I died...

[Daniel Janser 1,999]

58 minutes ago, Shindigs said:

I died...

 

I say it was Colonel Mustard with the Lead pipe in the Conservatory...

[Garsh 1,095]

3 hours ago, MubbleFubbles said:

may potentially face a fine deducted from a salary it can’t use because it is a board game.

Should demand payment in Monopoly Money