Phil 5,129 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Quick Ma, grab the shotgun!" The buck-tooth, straw-sucking young man in overall sprinted across the front porch and hopped over the railing towards the corn field. He never felt so sacred and exhilarated in all of his uneventful life. Nothing ever happens on his farm in ButtFuck Nowhere, SSK, Canada, but today was a very different kind of day. A man in a black suit, with 2 burly man at his side, was marching across his driveway towards the house. He was the type of city slicker you see in the movies. The type that come for a purpose, for self-gain, but will try to make you think it is for your benefit. The young man hid in the corn field and watched them as the walked up the steps and banged on the door. The mother answered. There was a very long hushed conversation. He tried to slip closer to hear what was being spoken. All of a sudden, the mother pointed at his position in the corn field. The three men whipped around. The young man was so shocked that he pissed himself, farted and passed out. When he came to, he was lying on his back on the sofa on the front porch. His mother was applying a cool wet cloth to his forehead. "Honey," she said in a sugary voice. "I want to you meet Mr. Sterling. He has some business to discuss regarding the VHL. -------- THE ORIGIN OF JARDY Munk, scoop and Kendrick 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 11,015 Posted August 17, 2014 Admin Share Posted August 17, 2014 Well then. That just happened. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/#findComment-108806 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,662 Posted August 17, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted August 17, 2014 But who were the other two men Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/#findComment-108811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,129 Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 But who were the other two men I guess you'll either have to wait until I write the next episode or until you look up who the other 2 VHL commissioners where at the time of Jardy's appointment Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/#findComment-108815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,662 Posted August 17, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted August 17, 2014 Knight and.......victor? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/#findComment-108820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munk 1,298 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This is gaf Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/#findComment-108921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 11,015 Posted August 18, 2014 Admin Share Posted August 18, 2014 Knight and.......victor? Pretty sure it was just Knight. Gdi Phil, sort your history out. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/#findComment-109045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,129 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 Pretty sure it was just Knight. Gdi Phil, sort your history out. There was a wannabe in there. Stay tuned. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/#findComment-109264 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,662 Posted August 19, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted August 19, 2014 God I'm good. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11314-quick-ma-grab-the-shotgun/#findComment-109266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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