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What You Didn't Know About Igor Molotov's INSANE Rookie Season!!!


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Breaking news has just came down from the IIHF competition committee. Sources have told various VHLM media outlets that Miami Marauders rookie phenom @Dom Igor Molotov has recently been tested for banned substances. There is a major belief from parties closely connected to the situation that Molotov could in fact test positive for doping and could therefore face serious repercussions! The Russians have had a spotty track record of doping in recent memory, many of you will recall the sanctions the IOC took against Russia for upcoming Olympic games. Russia has been banned and Russian athletes have been forced to go un stringent drug testing regiments and have to compete under the banner of "ROC" also known as the Russian Olympic Committee. Even after these measures, Russian athletes continue to be caught doping and the corruption is believed to come from influence from the Russian government. Molotov is currently smashing his competition in the VHLM this season. He leads the league in goals with 30 and points with 58. Should he test positive for illegal substances, his future will be in the hands of the VHLM commissioners and the VHL governing body.  Depending on the results, his VHL Draft stock could greatly be affected. Keep it locked to VHL.com for all the latest updates on this developing situation!

Edited by fromtheinside

It's probably just A LOT of Clue Glue™ that Bo accidentally left in the Miami LR when he left. I wouldn't worry about it too much.😅

Just now, Shindigs said:

It's probably just A LOT of Clue Glue™ that Bo accidentally left in the Miami LR when he left. I wouldn't worry about it too much.😅

 

 

HES BEEN SNIFFING CLUE GLUE?!?!?

 

CONFIRMED???

Just now, fromtheinside said:

 

 

HES BEEN SNIFFING CLUE GLUE?!?!?

 

CONFIRMED???

I mean for all I know he's bathed in it. There was A LOT left. Besides, Clue Glue™ has been deemed safe for inhalation, ingestion and pretty much everything else you could think to use it for. Also as was made very clear in the recent Clue Glue™ Flakes ad. It's "not" drugs. It just has all the same positive side effects as performance enhancing drugs, but without being drugs. It's part of why it's so amazing! #TeamClue

4 hours ago, Arce said:

The VHL MUST make an example out of Igor!

Yes as rigorous an example as the IOC made on the Russian athletes. Molotov (if tested positive) will in future only be able to participate as 'Athlete of Molotovian Heritage' (short AoM) instead of 'Molotov'. That will teach him...

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