My letters to other M gms

[samx 1,173]

The season is drawing to a close and it is far too close for my liking and when I say that I mean that Miami needs to go away and stop being as good as Halifax because I want to be better than you. So this is my letter to ledge and nurx I hope you enjoy.

 

Dear Miami management,

 

Please stop. Please stop playing lines that are like half decent and actually put up a fight. Let me tell you why you should do this: 1. Halifax wants to win the east and you guys are far too close behind us. We can not risk this. We need to be better than you and you are making it far more difficult than this has to be. Just surrender and let Halifax be first in the east. I promise you do not need to be first. It will be no use to you so just let us have it. 2. Miami has won enough in recent seasons, its time to let someone else aka Halifax be the best. Granted neither of you were on management when Miami was winning it is still unfair. I am totally not bias at all. Help Halifax break their many season curse. It will be glorious to all. 

 

Now time to yell at the gms with teams above Halifax:

 

Dear Las Vegas and San Diego,

 

Lets be real, you guys don't need to win. You're fine without winning. Start playing your bots more often. It is not fair to them that they are never being played. Bots deserve ice time too and honestly its very shameful that you are playing creatures like velociraptors above bots. The bots deserve better. To specifically San Diego: please be nicer to Halifax. You have been awfully mean all season to us. We just want to win and you are preventing that which is honestly quite rude of you to do. STOP RUINING MY FUN. To specifically Las Vegas: Hey you know the worse you do the earlier you can spend all your time in a casino running around spending all the money you don't have which I think is great reason to just stop trying.

 

To Mexico city, Houston and Saskatoon,

 

Thank you for being bad this season. I really appreciate you efforts to making Halifax more likely to win this season. Your sacrifices have not gone unnoticed and are greatly appreciated by the people of Halifax. I promise you that we will do nothing in return for your service. To specifically Houston: Thank you for giving me your players so that they have a chance. I promise to take ok care of them I will not promise great care cause that's a lot of effort that I do not have. 

 

To the teams not mentioned specifically:

 

Congrats! You aren't bad enough that I can thank you but you aren't good enough that I need to plea to you to be bad. Keep it up. I mean I am totally okay with you being worse but please don't get better cause then Ill have to end your happiness and Id rather not be responsible for that.

 

I hope you all enjoyed… please do as I ask or else you will regret it. 

 

Velociraptor ~ out

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

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[nurx 914]

I have one reaction to your letter. No.

[youloser1337 1,106]

33 minutes ago, samx said:

To Mexico city, Houston and Saskatoon,

 

Thank you for being bad this season. I really appreciate you efforts to making Halifax more likely to win this season. Your sacrifices have not gone unnoticed and are greatly appreciated by the people of Halifax. I promise you that we will do nothing in return for your service. To specifically Houston: Thank you for giving me your players so that they have a chance. I promise to take ok care of them I will not promise great care cause that's a lot of effort that I do not have. 

[samx 1,173]

25 minutes ago, nurx said:

I have one reaction to your letter. No.

I'm sorry this response could not be filed due to inappropriate words. Please use words that do not go directly against what you were asked. Thank you and have a nice day.

[Frank 5,211]

[Arce 755]

OK CARE?! OTIS DOUG ARE YOU GUYS OKAY

[Gustav 6,420]