Choose your own adventure VHL style

[Berocka 2,263]

Choose your own adventure VHL style

 

Part 1: 

 

Hi and welcome to the VHL my name is Berocka and think of me as your spiritual guidance throughout the treacherous lands that is known as the Victory Hockey League. Everyone here is after one thing and that is glory whether it through personal or group based silverware. Your first step is to chose your player

 

Part A for Forward

Part B for Defence

Part C for Goalie

 

Part A:

 

You want to be a goal scorer I see. Well unfortunately, you get placed on a team that already has massive two front lines and you see very minimal ice time. You score only 3 goals with 4 assists in your first season. You have three options now. 

 

Part A1 you stick with it

Part A2 you swap position 

Part A3 you ask for a trade

 

Part A1:

 

With all the rookies coming up you don't even see any ice time, you have all this contract money with no chance of playing you end up dying from an overdose as you party to much now.

 

Part A2: 

 

Well that was a dumb move you are even worse at this position you get bought out and end up coaching the under 10 team and the occasional person sometimes recognises you on the street. Your life is pretty miserable now.

 

Part A3:

 

You get traded to the worst team on the league. You are getting 20 minutes a game and you are the leading goal scorer for your team with 18 goals. Unfortunately you get injured trying to do so much and you never play again.

 

Part B:

 

You are a defender and get placed on the worst team, unfortunately with all these shots coming at you and your goalie being a complete seive you try and block some shots. With a few too many pucks to the head you have to give up the VHL due to too many concussions. Hopefully you'll be able to remember your name in the future.

 

Part

 

You picked a dumb position that is oversaturated unfortunately you do not see any ice time and die, because welfare without a contract means you can't afford housing, food and medical bills.

 

[Enorama 2,038]

 

Never seen anyone so happy to play goalie

[Berocka 2,263]

6 minutes ago, Enorama said:

 

Never seen anyone so happy to play goalie

Dumb bloody emoticons

[BOOM 8,745]

Can't I cheat on my character creation sheet? 

[Berocka 2,263]

3 hours ago, BOOM said:

Can't I cheat on my character creation sheet? 

For you I'd allow it

[BOOM 8,745]

Woohoo