Juan Ceson takes next step in his grand plan

[VattghernCZ 975]

It looks like Juan Ceson didn't take the IKEA parking lot incident as a defeat. After his army of IKEA bots had been destroyed by the rest of the team and Tre Kronor legends, he retreated back into the depths of flat pack furniture storage maze. 

 

The night after, sitting in a POÄNG armchair and stress eating HUVUDROLL, he devised next step of his conquest. He needed to start targeting the Aces players one by one, he knew he couldn't get them all at once. Not with Shindigs around. He whipped out his flip phone and opened a conversation with Wann Kerr, the most naive and impressionable one.

 

 

hey wanna hang out? im at ikea

 

idk, it's kinda weird after what

happened the other day, you

know...

 

ive got a crate of bernard beer

 

damn bro that's all you had to

say!

 

 

That was easy, Juan thought. Not even twenty minutes later, he heard an engine revving and tires sqealing. In the CCTV monitor, he could see a motorbike approaching the entrance through dimly lit parking lot. He immediately recognized Wann Kerr's old Jawa bike. A smirk appeared on his face as he unlocked the automatic door and hid just out of sight, with a hockey stick in his hand and a few pucks lined up in front of him.

 

A dark figure with a motorcycle helmet in their hand entered the darkened store.

 

"Juan? Where's the beer? I hope it's cold, I'm thirsty as..."

 

Juan never found out what was Wann Kerr thirsty as, as his sentence was cut short by a puck hitting his cranium and his consciousness waving him goodbye. If only Juan's teammates knew he could snipe like that.

 

Wann Kerr missed a team practice the next day. Shindigs received a text from Wann Kerr's phone saying he doesn't feel good. Kerr was able to made it to the next game, but there was something sifferent about him. It was like his eyes have lost the spark, they were almost mechanical. If you listened closely, you could hear metallic clicking and clacking with every Wann Kerr's move, and no one has seen him eat or drink anything since.

 

Juan smiled, seeing "Wann Kerr" score 7 points against the Hounds.

Edited October 4, 2022 by VattghernCZ

[Shindigs 1,771]

I for one welcome our now 7 point per game machine overlords!

[dylanjj37 340]

domt worry wann kerr is fine 

[Thunder 1,166]

Are they losing confidence in CBBE?

[animal74 1,808]

6 minutes ago, Thunder said:

Are they losing confidence in CBBE?

No, CBBE is losing confidence in the Aces' frail humanity.

[N0HBDY 1,117]

Good work