Strasmore Looking to Leave His Mark

[Phil 5,129]

Is Strasmore urinating in public again? The title of this article would indicate that, but no! It's all lies. 

 

What it is actually referring to is that Strasmore is entering his 3rd season in the VHL and after two solid seasons, he feels like he hasn't even ramped up yet. He's hoping to change that this season.

 

The giant is poised for a huge boost in efficiency and performance. He's put in a lot of hours at the gym, is on a high after winning the World Cup with Western Europe (with fellow Wrangler @Daniel Janser, has a brand new 4-year deal with the Wranglers (courtesy of GM @Ricer13), and the team atmosphere is nothing short of shaking with hyperactivity. 

 

The defenseman for his efforts didn't just earn himself a new contract, he's also moved himself up in the Calgary Roster (and earns himself the respect of fellow defenseman @Rhynex Entertainment ) - no small feat considering Calgary were the overall best team last season. It looks like this season they will still be a dominant force. With their core still intact, they also, during the off-season managed to somehow acquire a fantastic netminder @Doomsday Lindbergh. 

 

The alternative captains were also announced today, sending more hype into the Wrangler-verse. @leandrofgand @jacobcarson877were the ones named. It's not a surprise, as these two studs have been intricately woven into the fabric of the organization for a long time. 

 

So again, why did I bring up the possible public urination meaning in the title? Well, if Strasmore actually ends up doing it, it would be completely accidental and like a puppy just wets himself in the excitement of this new season.

 

Should be a blast 

[leandrofg 1,180]

There’s so much going on in this piece, but I couldn’t get past the first paragraph.