Moscow's Menace: Lloyd Braun

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Moscow's Menace: Lloyd Braun

 

CALGARY - Lloyd Braun is a defenseman who isn't on Calgary's roster for his offensive prowess, but he has certainly carved out a role for himself thus far with the Wranglers. The rookie blueliner has shown that he's got what it takes to play a responsible defensive game at the professional level, blocking 78 shots and logging a +13. He has also scored two goals and assisted on seven others for nine points. However, there is one team for whom Lloyd Braun has been an absolute menace: Moscow.

 

In two games this season, both of Braun's goals and one assist have come against the Moscow Menace. Yes, an entire third of his points have come against one team, and a pretty talented one to boot. His second goal even wound up being the game-winner in a 4-1 victory. What is it about Moscow that makes Lloyd Braun have a sudden surge of offensive production?

 

Chalk me up on the big board, Mr. Rice!

 

Well, there really isn't a good reason. This is Simon we're talking about here, where everything is random outside of Daniel Janser lighting up the league.

 

Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL Times, the premium purveyor of simulation sports news. He enjoys the antics of Gordon Ramsey, the platters at Super Bowl parties, and turning down for what.

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