The rise and fall of Sir Dilliam "Dil" McGregory

[jRuutu 2,333]

Not much is known about the origins of Sir Dilliam "Dil" McGregory, but anyone who has heard the stories coming from the kingdom of VHLlately is surely familiar with the work done by Sir Dilliam McGregory. With his innovative ideas and hard work, Sir Dilliam McGregory has helped VHL to become a booming kingdom.  For that reason, it is a total mystery what has happened to Sir Dilliam McGregory himself. He has seemingly fallen off the inner circles of VHL and become the town drunk.

 

Nowadays, Sir Dilliam McGregory is a familiar sight in the VHL town square, where he is performing various tricks and jokes in the hopes of gaining the attention of the more prestigious residents of VHL.  Just yesterday Sir Dilliam McGregory was seen hurling piles of dung in the air as he tried to mimick the court jester, but those watching were largely unimpressed by the performance. Sir Dilliam McGregory is also known for his sassy tongue that he likes to use to roast anyone who happens to walk by.

 

It is believed that Sir Dilliam McGregory is allowed to perform his outlandish shows because the white knights of VHL owe Sir Dilliam McGregory favors from the time Sir Dilliam McGregory was working for VHL. 

 

Sir Dilliam McGregorys fall has been a total mystery, from the inner circles of VHL to hurling dung in the VHL town square.

[Dil 1,749]

do the colours frighten you 

[jRuutu 2,333]

1 hour ago, Dil said:

do the colours frighten you 

I try to avoid using labels like "colours"

[Dil 1,749]

1 hour ago, jRuutu said:

I try to avoid using labels like "colours"