"A lion carrying a shoe, a tornado moving a boat in the air... "

[jRuutu 2,467]

A lion carrying a shoe, a tornado moving a boat in the air, a leaf sent flying by a leafblower, a cheerleader being yanked up in the air by a construction crane, a pencil being cut in half by a chainsaw, toilet seat being thrown from the window down to a skip, a peanut being lifted from a table by an elephant, a dog chasing a squirrel, garbage truck emptying a garbage container into the truck, mother picking up a small child laying face down on the ground as they refuse to move if they do not get candy, a bear eating honey under a tree while watching a butterfly land on their paw, a lost ice cream truck driving around a new neighborhood taking a wrong turn - ending up into a monster truck arena, a whale slapping a tortoise from the depths of the sea high up into the air with their tail,  all these little visions and short "stories" capture the essence of what the fans of VHL witnessed last night as Helsinki Titans and Moscow Menace faced each other, and more accurately what the VHL fans witnessed when Jarmo Ruutu and Kronchy Kardashian dropped the gloves in the second period.

 

Despite Kardashian and Ruutu both being active fighters this year, the fight last night was one of the most uneven fights seen in the history of physical and verbal altercations. Kronchy Kardashian,  165 cm, 72 kg, was not able to match the intensity of Jarmo Ruutu, 190 cm, 96 kg. The pure-size advantage forced Kardashian right away to yell at the referees to come in and stop the fight. Although it is not 100% confirmed whether Kardashian actually did yell at the referees to come in and intervene, because Ruutu's fists has made it tough for lipreaders to analyze the video material available, but those who were lucky enough to witness the fight from stands near the action reported Kardashian yelling: "Refs, refs, come on, for f*** sakes, he is killing me here" as soon as Ruutu managed to get his hands on Kardashian.

 

Some fans on social media have started a petition to nominate the fight between Ruutu and Kardashian for the next AVN-awards for "Best Solo"-scene. Another petition was also started by fans calling for written contracts or consent forms before fights take place as Kardashian appeared to be keen at first, but their body language appeared to take a drastic turn towards something else when the fight started to heat up, but once again it needs to be admitted that analyzing Kardashian's body language has turned out to be a real challenge as Ruutu's fists keep blocking view.

 

The fight ended with a clear win for Ruutu, and against all odds, Kardashian survived without any serious injuries.  Unfortunately, for all the fans who root for the underdogs, Helsinki and Moscow do not play against each other during the remaining regular season games, but it is always possible Ruutu and Kardashian get to have a rematch in the playoffs.

 

[Spartan 4,408]

YEAHHHH BEAT HIS ASS UP

 

Get wrecked @Garsh

[Garsh 1,192]

53 minutes ago, Spartan said:

YEAHHHH BEAT HIS ASS UP

 

Get wrecked @Garsh